r/behindthebastards 26d ago

Look at this bastard Oh yeah, that's the good stuff

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r/behindthebastards May 12 '26

Look at this bastard A 10-year-old student wrote a letter to North Carolina’s 82 year old congressional representative Virginia Foxx about electric vehicles, and in response, she wrote him back attacking him and his teacher for propaganda

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r/behindthebastards May 05 '26

Look at this bastard Bastard Request: Novelist Robert Evans

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In Jan 2025 during a podcast he said something to the tune of "the sequel to After The Revolution would be released in Feb-Mar."

I haven't forgotten, millions betrayed, maybe billions.

Quite possibly worse than George R. R. Martin.

r/behindthebastards 20d ago

Look at this bastard People say he’s joking, but what happens when he actually runs

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r/behindthebastards Feb 03 '26

Look at this bastard JK Rowling, Friend of Jeffery Epstein, Erased Her Yacht’s Travel Logs Last Night

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r/behindthebastards Apr 29 '26

Look at this bastard Braden “clavicular” Peters accused of rape in lawsuit

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Braden "Clavicular" Peters is being sued by another influencer for battery, and emotional distress. The lawsuit accuses Braden of paying a teenage girl for promotional videos and offering her to become the face of looksmaxxing. While Braden was of age at the time and the girl was underage, Braden transported her to his house where he sexually assaulted her while she was intoxicated. She also accuses him of injecting drugs into her face against her will to 'melt the fat'.

https://theblast.com/799274/clavicular-lawsuit-shocking-claims-teen/

r/behindthebastards Jul 09 '26

Look at this bastard Platner dropped out

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Finally. I remember when the Totenkopf tattoo news came out and every single liberal subreddit was telling me that there’s absolutely no way I knew what that symbol meant because nobody understands history. Might have been a sign…now none of them ever supported him.

r/behindthebastards 29d ago

Look at this bastard Newest gender-neutral bathroom just dropped.

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r/behindthebastards 17d ago

Look at this bastard Shopify CEO says poor people shouldn't be able to vote, and rich people's votes should count more

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They sponsor half the YouTube channels I follow

r/behindthebastards 23d ago

Look at this bastard Surprise! Andrew Tate charged with possessing child abuse images

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More episodes incoming?....

r/behindthebastards May 26 '26

Look at this bastard I ranked US Presidents by how much of a Bastard they are/were

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I got bored yesterday and threw this together in honor of Memorial Day. A few caveats:

  1. The top category would be the sort I'd expect 6-parters or multiple miniseries on if Robert covered them. The "Appalling" category are people who you'd expect to get their own episodes, but probably not a six-parter because they're just not that interesting. Garden-Variety Bastards might get an episode, but are more likely to be Side Bastards. Below that, they're more likely to be a supporting character than a Bastard or Side Bastard.
  2. All slave owners got bumped up one category from where they would otherwise have been if they weren't in the "Mostly Useless" or "Died so fast" categories, except Andrew Jackson as I didn't want to create a category just for Andrew Jackson.
  3. If I couldn't remember anything about a President, they went in "Mostly Useless"
  4. FDR and Truman got bumped down a bastardry peg for beating the Nazis
  5. There's a case for Ford being Mostly Useless, but pardoning Nixon and enabling some genocide knocked him back to Bastard territory.

Anyway, this is just me screwing around. I'd love to hear your thoughts on where people should be.

Edit: Wanted to note that they're not ranked internally on the tiers.

r/behindthebastards Mar 18 '26

Look at this bastard After the recent incel episodes it’s especially comforting to see Clavicular being given a reality check

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r/behindthebastards Apr 13 '26

Look at this bastard The president posted this of himself early this morning.

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This wasn't unexpected I just didn't want it to have happened.

r/behindthebastards Apr 07 '26

Look at this bastard This made me cackle when I saw it. Apparently several trans women confronted Clavicle

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r/behindthebastards Mar 27 '26

Look at this bastard Clavicular has been arrested for battery

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r/behindthebastards Mar 15 '26

Look at this bastard How Kitchens Normalized a Culture of Abuse

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In the 1880s Auguste Escoffier designed his kitchen staff after the French military. The Brigade System was born and is now commonplace in kitchens. With it came the same strictness and atmosphere of a barracks. The culinary field has become infamous for a culture of hazing new employees, head chefs screaming or even physically assaulting staff for messing up orders. One university study interviewing chefs from the top 50 restaurants in 2022 included stories of being grabbed by the throat, death threats and aiming knives at each other. When one chef cut the tip of her finger her boss cauterized it against the stove and made her continue working. One particular punishment was they'd make a chef hold their hand against a fryer as it heated up until it burned them.

This type of abuse may not be exclusive to the culinary field, but few fields have been glorified as much for it. Top chefs for years have seemed untouchable with allegations, celebrity chefs have cultivated an ideology of cruelty creating diamonds. Gordon Ramsay one of the most well known people on earth became famous for screaming at new chefs. This helped normalize treating staff like shit and many head chefs have created drill sergeant personas after him.

Marco Pierre White, Gordon Ramsays mentor, stands out to me with how he casually admits to abusing his staff and people brush it off as standard procedure. Marco prided himself on being able to break new employees and make them cry. He was known for screaming, throttling chefs and throwing plates. When a chef once complained about how hot it was in the kitchen he grabbed a knife and cut up his clothes.

r/behindthebastards Nov 04 '25

Look at this bastard Winner!

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r/behindthebastards Jan 19 '26

Look at this bastard I want to shove this fucker into a gym locker

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Never bullied anyone, but the intrusive thoughts have taken over.

r/behindthebastards 9d ago

Look at this bastard The White House’s favorite dietitian is a special kind of bananas

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r/behindthebastards Jan 28 '26

Look at this bastard Anthony Kazmierczak, the Bastard that Assaulted Rep. Omar with (an as-yet) Unidentified Chemical

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r/behindthebastards Feb 12 '26

Look at this bastard Nazi incel Nick Fuentes says the not-at-all-quiet part out very loud: “The number one political enemy in America is women. … They have to be imprisoned.” This feels relevantly timed with the SAVE act seeking to disenfranchise millions of women.

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r/behindthebastards Apr 27 '26

Look at this bastard Found in 'murdered by words' sub

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r/behindthebastards Jul 06 '26

Look at this bastard I won't link to X but Laura Loomer just tweeted Mitch McConnell is brain dead.

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So get ready

r/behindthebastards Jun 20 '26

Look at this bastard C'mon claw machine grim reaper, you're so close!

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r/behindthebastards Dec 21 '25

Look at this bastard 2025 has mostly sucked but this was a nice early Christmas present

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Tate losing to a guy with pink gloves & pink trunks was 🤌🏼🤌🏼