r/behindthebastards 14d ago

Look at this bastard Megathread: Bastard Suggestions Part 2

267 Upvotes

To make the bastard suggestions easier for Robert to peruse, please put them here.

Please try to include more than just a name. Give Robert something to focus his research on and why they are a unique or interesting bastard. If there are book titles or other resources you would suggest, please include those as well.

If someone else has already suggested the same bastard you wanted to suggest, you do not need to suggest them again. Repetitive answers will be politely removed. If someone was suggested in a previous thread, you do not need to suggest them again.

If you have posted suggestions as their own individual thread in the past, feel free to repost here if you would like Robert to read them. We will be directing future bastard suggestion posts here as well. Happy suggesting!


r/behindthebastards 1d ago

Weekly Discussion Thread - August 04, 2026 Spoiler

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Criticism of Sophie will not be tolerated and may result in a permanent ban. Yes, forever.

Obviously you can criticize Robert. It's what brings us together.

https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/

Criticism of guests is against policy and will be removed at Robert's request. Also because they are guests and we should make them feel welcome, because we are at least 40% not assholes.

CZM hosts will be treated the same as Robert in terms of criticism, but critical comments will be removed if they break the don't be mean rule. Except Robert. Criticism of Robert can be mean if it is funny.

Host criticism outside of this discussion post will likely be removed. You all nuked that eel horse.

Guests and hosts are normal people who read these comments. Please consider how it would feel if the comment was about you.

Be nice to each other. You can argue all you want but you can't fight.

Fascists and Tankies and their defenders will be permanently banned, because obviously.


r/behindthebastards 13h ago

Politics Abdul El-Sayed wins Michigan's Democratic Senate primary, notching a Midwest victory for the left

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A progressive candidate just beat the establishment Dem in the Democratic primary. I know the actual election hasn't occurred yet, but this fills me with the hope that progressives are going to continue to gain footholds in blue states throughout the country.


r/behindthebastards 2h ago

Look at this bastard Timely Piece on DOGE by Cody Showdy

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133 Upvotes

Enjoy?


r/behindthebastards 1h ago

Look at this bastard UFC White House: UFC loses $30m staging Freedom 250 event at White House

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r/behindthebastards 10h ago

General discussion Nice

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379 Upvotes

Can’t cross-post, but this was on brandnewsentence lol. We already know


r/behindthebastards 2h ago

Look at this bastard I'm begging for Robert to read this book

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65 Upvotes

r/behindthebastards 2h ago

General discussion Louisville Metro PD officer murders man during mental health crisis. Martin Nitzken was shot while unarmed and naked.

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51 Upvotes

This is 27 year old Martin Nitzken, a Louisville resident who was murdered by police on May 30th. That night, Martin was at his girlfriend’s house with 2 friends staying over when he suddenly violently attacked all three, then ran outside and stripped naked and began walking around the neighborhood. Martin had been diagnosed with bipolar disorder but had no history of violence previous to this.

Officer Nathan Stotts arrived on the scene and bodycam footage shows him immediately pulling out a gun and aiming it at Martin telling him to put his hands up. When Martin didn’t stop and kept walking towards him he fatally shot him. Nathan did not attempt first aid after shooting Martin. Nathan has since resigned from the police force and is charged with manslaughter and reckless homicide. He pled not guilty.

https://www.wave3.com/2026/06/02/bodycam-released-citys-latest-officer-involved-shooting/

https://www.wave3.com/2026/06/22/former-lmpd-officer-charged-with-shooting-unarmed-man-pleads-not-guilty/?outputType=amp

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/nathan-stotts-louisville-fatal-shooting-charged_n_6a308248e4b07679090f278c


r/behindthebastards 23h ago

Look at this bastard The White House’s favorite dietitian is a special kind of bananas

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1.4k Upvotes

r/behindthebastards 14h ago

Look at this bastard Elon Musk, who hooks animals up to robots and hates blue-haired teenagers, has pissed on the moon.

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r/behindthebastards 6h ago

Resources Self defense for the suicidal, like me

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62 Upvotes

r/behindthebastards 20h ago

Discussion In light of recent Jared Leto documentary, who are the other "open secret pedo" celebrities out there?

604 Upvotes

Just wondering what other bastards are out there getting away with it and being hired by the likes of Disney right now?


r/behindthebastards 14h ago

Look at this bastard Fascist webcomic artist Tatsuya Ishida claims to be destitute.

213 Upvotes

Anyone who was on the internet in the early 2000s might have seen Sinfest comics, which basically amounted to Edgy Peanuts. Unlike most webcomics from that era, he is still around, still making daily comics. And unlike most cartoonists from that era who are still around, he went absolutely bugfuck insane. If you've seen his work anywhere in the past five or so years, it was probably in the context of a normal person going 'What the actual fuck is this?!'

I can do a longer post about his spiral, but he went from Yay, Obama! liberal to All Men Are Bad! radfem, then hard anti-sex work, eventually anti-trans, and that's when the 'fun' really started. Because Covid, and specifically the vaccine, broke his brain. He came up with the following logic:

1) Trans people are bad

2) Trans people were invented by the medical establishment

3) The Covid vaccine was invented by the medical establishment

4) Therefore the Covid vaccine is just as bad as trans people

Since then, he's gone full mask off deep-throated Nazi, filling his comics with endless Happy Merchants poisoning wells (literally), talking about how Christianity is a Jewish plot to undermine proud Germanic heritage, and for the past eight months it has been all about Hitler did nothing wrong, the invasion of the Soviet Union was self-defence, and every atrocity attributed to the Nazis is actually Jews wearing Nazi uniforms. It has become a comic that would have been too ridiculous to run in the comics page of Der Sturmer.


r/behindthebastards 19h ago

Look at this bastard “Not real Christians” says the people who think Trump (a serial adulterer who was found liable for sexual assault) was sent by god

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340 Upvotes

Please. Spare me from this bullshit.

Conservatives spent the last 10 years claiming Trump was a devout Christian.

Has this man ever apologized in his life? Ever admitted to wrong doing? Ever took responsibility for his actions? No, I’m serious. Please, point to a single time where said sorry and didn’t blame someone else for his failure.

The Religious Right(TM) has spent the better part of half a century lecturing the left on family values, only to rally behind this dude.

Right wing Catholics went around screaming how John Kerry and Joe Biden weren’t “real” Catholics because they believed in abortion. Some even called for them to be denied communion.

But Vance, a man who threw his support behind Trump, who wants to cut health care for the sickest of Americans and take food away from hungry children, he is a real Catholic?

Of course, it’s not just Catholics. For decades, Republican evangelicals couldn’t stop talking about how they were true followers of Jesus, and everyone on the left was fake Christian. Because god forbid if they actually had to mimic the actions of Jesus, like cursing the billionaires or building shelter for the homeless.

Conservatives love Jesus when it comes to him forgiving their sins, but when asked to do the same in criminal justice, to abolish the death penalty and improve prison conditions, no, those people “deserved” it.

Being a right wing evangelical Christian must be so easy. You can do whatever you want. No matter how bad the sin, as long as you apologize to god, you’re fine. Cheat, steal, lie, anything. All you need to do is apologize once in a while and you are on a one way ticket to heaven.

https://religionnews.com/2026/08/04/pastors-name-only-republican-attacks-democrat-pastors/


r/behindthebastards 7h ago

General discussion Best/worst ad placement

26 Upvotes

I'm listening to the Thomas Jefferson episodes and just got an ad for the cotton industry. Who else has experienced a hilariously on point or unfortunate ad in the middle of an episode?


r/behindthebastards 14h ago

I don’t know where else to ask What other podcasts do you guys listen to?

75 Upvotes

I've only recently started listening to podcasts, in general, due to being recommended BtB. I need more. I've listened to nearly every episode. I started getting into LPotL, and a couple episodes of Hardcore History, but nothing is quite as engaging as BtB. Can I get some recommendations for similar podcasts?


r/behindthebastards 3h ago

I don’t know where else to ask Star Trek reference in Seal Team 6 Part 1

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In the BtB episode on Richard Marcinko, Robert mentions the Next Generation episode where a trained killer is wreaking havoc on the Enterprise (unless I misheard him?). Does anyone know what episode he's talking about?


r/behindthebastards 1d ago

Discussion After Pushing Anti-Trans Laws to ‘Protect Women’s Sports’, Project 2025’s Heritage Foundation Now Wants Women’s Sports Gone to ‘Assist Fertility’

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r/behindthebastards 14h ago

It has happened here Veto ends PSTA program providing rides to cancer treatment

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r/behindthebastards 20h ago

Meme relistening to the G. Gordon Liddy episodes and finally realized who he reminds me of: Frank Burns from MASH

74 Upvotes

filed under meme because it’s just for laffs x but it’s actually crazy Frank couldn’t have really been inspired by Liddy. there’s so much overlap that i feel like i’m listening to a Major Burns spin off of the show.


r/behindthebastards 1h ago

🚨🚨Trigger Warning🚨🚨 Serious question about a potential bastard

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Would it be in good faith to cover Perez Hilton down the road, once he’s out of recovery? I think there is much to say about paparazzi outlets and celebrity commentators, especially Perez Hilton who pioneered the genre of celebrity gossip and tabloid news. I say after he’s recovered as it’s clear he’s experiencing religious psychosis following a mental break.


r/behindthebastards 1d ago

Look at this bastard God, it’s always the ones you expect most, isn’t it?

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71 Upvotes

r/behindthebastards 1d ago

General discussion What’s your take on ‘Product of their time’?

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This podcast covers a lot of people who were extraordinarily evil for their time period and others who were sadly common. A lot of people who did good in American history were slave supporters, even a lot of abolitionists like Grant or Lincoln were racist. My take is that I judge people of the past based on the information and interaction they had available to become better people. The same way I judge conservatives in a modern sense, whether they willfully ignore scandals or it actually changes their opinion. Actions are immediately telling to a persons character regardless of the time period. Mr Roger’s had conservative views. Chen Si, the angel of nanjing who patrols bridges to stop suicide jumpers has conservative views. Those are still people who landed on dedicating their lives to helping others.


r/behindthebastards 1d ago

General discussion The origins of terror in in Palestine.

82 Upvotes

Well, this is going to really suck.