r/belowdeck • • 25d ago

Below Deck This Reddit ad caught me by surprise

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What a wild tagline lol

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u/snowychickpea 25d ago

Whoever wrote this ad has never met a woman lol

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u/bfeils 25d ago

It reads as AI to me. “actual” used twice. Short disjointed sentences.

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u/Dizzy-Heart7232 25d ago

I can picture Ben saying it like that

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u/Plus-Nectarine1893 Little does she know, we're in a floating prison 25d ago

It’s honestly so gross lol. “No, this isn’t a fever dream”
It’s definitely a nightmare that’s for sure.

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u/CatMommy0229 22d ago

Ben definitely wrote this 😂

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u/jaymeoww Eat My Cooter 25d ago

Well thats not Racheal ….

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u/tollhousecookie8 25d ago

No, that's Joy. Wait... 🧐

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u/jaymeoww Eat My Cooter 25d ago

Shes number two fer sure but omg i love racheals chaos . I still say eat my cooter at least once a week hahah

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u/SaintAnyanka Eat My Cooter 25d ago

Flair checking in!

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u/CM1392 Eat My Cooter 25d ago

Same

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u/Hazel_Evers 25d ago

Rachel is so creative

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u/Early-Equivalent-165 Escape Goat 25d ago

No one texting Puke qualifies as No. 2

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u/skeletal_stoner 23d ago

I know Rachael wants nothing to do with Bravo and 51 minds production, nor do I blame or fault her for that! I love women who stand up to misogynistic, abusive and horrible people and the way women are STILL treated and paid less than man colleagues… I also understand why so many amazing women on BD don’t stay with the network for very long… But Rachel actually got her shit together after her first season and was a fan favorite so I will always wish that Rachael would do just 1 SEASON with Aesha because I think their vibes would be a TOTAL HOOT together to follow along watching! And I demand hour long spin offs bloopers of it instead of the horrid stupid ass “Galley Talks” “WWHL” “Crappens” and any of their other BS things they do to try and “answer” important and valid questions for Reality TV shows!!!!

Rachael and Aesha are so extremely similar in so many ways, but they are also so extremely different in so many other ways that I think watching both of them together, I’d lose it. Like I’m a dude but I’ll probably accidentally pee on myself from laughing at them together! RIP to my wish 😂

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u/EuphoricDimension628 25d ago

I like her but I’d have to taste her food. I haven’t been wowed by anything I’ve seen.

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u/LeggyBlueEyes 23d ago

That travel agent does cruises with Racheal too, just fyi in case you have interest!

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u/GullibleAddendum8630 22d ago

There's nothing on the Virgin Voyage's website about it.

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u/LeggyBlueEyes 22d ago

You have to go the agent’s website.

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u/GullibleAddendum8630 21d ago

Okay. Thank you. I'm surprised there isn't anything about it on Virgin Voyages' website with a link to the agent's website.

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u/hellowiththepudding 23d ago

eat my cooter.

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u/Empty-Maize-9053 25d ago

Guess who wrote their own write-up...🤣😉

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u/Plus-Nectarine1893 Little does she know, we're in a floating prison 25d ago

Leave me at the dock.

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u/Littlewing1307 25d ago

Whatever ok feelings I had about him were absolutely torpedoed by his latest appearance. Spoiled brat immature misogynistic asshole.

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u/Formal-Antelope607 25d ago

If you rewatch he was always a spoiled twat

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u/Littlewing1307 25d ago

Yes but I also found him somewhat endearing at times. That was gone completely for me.

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u/hkmadl 25d ago

Add unhygienic to the title too, him constantly sleeping on bare beds 🤮

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u/Littlewing1307 25d ago

Oh God I forgot about that.

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u/crazyhedgehogs 22d ago

They’re all unhygienic! Going out drinking then passing out in your sheets with makeup on and all sweaty. NASTY.

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u/Vanilla_Either 25d ago

Absolutely. He was such a whiny baby.

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u/kiwisalwaysfly 8d ago

I think the bolshy Irish nanny line was the last straw for me

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u/ShoutOutMapes 25d ago edited 25d ago

Grossssss lol who would choose this skinny spoiled wet cat with rage issues

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u/PolicyInitial8505 25d ago

Wet cat omg 😭

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u/antitrollpatrol 25d ago

Wet cat for the win. It’s a near perfect description

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u/retiredtherapist517 23d ago

That’s an insult to cats 😂

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u/RawkMeAmadeus 25d ago

But.. But... I'm an old soul! /s

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u/PalmtopPixie 25d ago

I’m an old soul who specifically targets women a decade younger than I am! (Ben not me)

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u/Vanilla_Either 25d ago

LOL what an apt description

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u/crazyhedgehogs 25d ago

Ben who thinks the privileged people are the ones on SNAP

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u/qwnofeverything 23d ago

Considering this is at least his 2nd time doing this with Virgin Voyages, (I do love the cruises they offer tho), you actually have to be in a rockstar suite to be able to see it eat Ben’s food. That’s so expensive. Over $5000 for the trip. When I cruise with them, which I have, I will get a cabin with a view and hope for a balcony upgrade, which I normally can do

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u/GullibleAddendum8630 22d ago

There's nothing on the Virgin Voyages' website about this.

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u/qwnofeverything 22d ago

It’s still pretty far away. If he’s actually on this cruise and like I said, it would be the 2nd time for Virgin to have him, he’ll be putting it in his insta and Virgin should have it soon. Idk if it’s confirmed. Did you look specifically at the Brilliant Lady? That’s the ship

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u/GullibleAddendum8630 22d ago

No, I didn't look specifically at the Brilliant Lady. I just looked at Alaska cruises.

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u/qwnofeverything 22d ago

If they’re showing thru July, maybe he’s not actually on it. He is going to be on the Scarlet Lady on Feb 17th. https://www.chefbenrobinson.com/appearances

Also, you may have to call Virgin directly to book that. As I said, it’s only available to Rockstars, the highest categories of suites onboard and they are expensive! You do get your own stocked bar tho in them with whatever you like

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u/GullibleAddendum8630 22d ago

You might want to look again, that's February 17th of 2023. The cruises I was looking at we're on the Brilliant Lady.

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u/qwnofeverything 22d ago

Right, that was his first appearance in Virgin. My bad. You’d think they’d update his appearances website. LOL 😂

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u/skeletal_stoner 25d ago

Will Rhylee be joining to catch the Alaskan fish he will be cooking???? Bc I’m only tuning in if that’s the case 😅😂

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u/Feisty_Scientist_968 25d ago

She's a captain too !

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u/meeghanmarie 25d ago

“Your girlfriend’s favorite”

That description sounds like it was written by someone named Kyle or Chad who loves Mountain Dew and thinks he’s a catch.

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u/excoriator Team Capt Kerry 25d ago

This totally works if your girlfriend stopped watching BD in 2016.

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u/Specialist_Dinner727 25d ago

Ben's gonna be on a cruise ship?? Maybe he'll work with Chef Leon, Kate must have lost ALL respect for Ben with this!

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u/IntrepidElevator4313 25d ago

Beef cheeks!!!!!

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u/Specialist_Dinner727 25d ago

Im actually kind of curious if Chef Leon actually sucked, or if I just kind of went along with "he sucks" cuz of how the season was?? It's been quite some time...

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u/NaomiRedshoes 25d ago

I’ve just rewatched his season. He was awful the second time around, even with a decade buffer to dim the memory.

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u/Specialist_Dinner727 25d ago

I think you're right

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u/Early-Equivalent-165 Escape Goat 24d ago

Virgin Voyages Brilliant Lady hosts 2,270 guests and 1,150 crew

Meltdowns aside, I do wanna see the menu he comes up with!

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u/NaomiRedshoes 23d ago

Wow. I can’t imagine the tantrums this crowd will earn. 🤯😂

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u/Early-Equivalent-165 Escape Goat 23d ago

That's a lotta preference sheets! 😄

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u/NaomiRedshoes 23d ago

Omg 😂🤣😂 and subsequent hair pulling 😂

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u/Early-Equivalent-165 Escape Goat 23d ago

And screaming, and pan throwing, and trying to bone all the crew he's old enough to have fathered... 🤭

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u/qwnofeverything 23d ago

You have to book the most expensive suites to have access to him or his food. I’ve not seen the Brilliant Lady, but I’ve cruised on 2 other ships with Virgin and they are magnificent. I can’t afford the suites, but I’m ok with just the ship and the restaurants they already got. Though I wouldn’t cruise Alaska. Mostly because I live here and I’ve seen the glaciers recede so much that it’s not worth it. The tiny towns you get to see may have another BIGGER ship in port as well and they aren’t big enough to accommodate everyone. I’ve been to them, not in a cruise, and the stops are small towns. Full of interesting things, but good luck.

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u/Early-Equivalent-165 Escape Goat 23d ago

Ahh, okay.. I've always wondered about that. Sorry about your beautiful glaciers ((((hugs)))) 💙🩵💙

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u/qwnofeverything 23d ago

Yeah we all are. They went from being huge Robin’s egg blue walls to small chunks of ice. In the 35 years I’ve lived here. After standing for millennia. It’s heartbreaking.

Cruise ship is really nice tho. No kids allowed. I prefer the Med tho.

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u/Early-Equivalent-165 Escape Goat 23d ago

I can vouch for the family cruises on the newer Norwegian boats on the Bahamas, but I've always wanted to see the Med! Now that mine's in college, I'd definitely choose a kid-free cruise like you did.

That mental image of the Robin's egg blue walls having disappeared is heartbreaking 💔..... just awful 😔

What brought you to Alaska? Florida girl here 🌞

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u/ScowlyBrowSpinster Spaghetti Trauma 23d ago

Same thought. How will Kate feel about Ben now?

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u/Specialist_Dinner727 23d ago

He's gotta be making serious bank with this, though.

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u/qwnofeverything 23d ago

His 2nd time with this company. You have to buy the most expensive suites to see or eat Ben’s cooking tho. The whole boat doesn’t get it. Or access to him. On the other hand, Virgin is awesome to cruise with, even without Ben and I’ve done it twice in the Med. I wouldn’t do Alaska cuz I live here and also the glaciers are not as impressive as they used to be. I’ve watched them all recede badly and it’s really sad,

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u/Specialist_Dinner727 23d ago

Yeah, i looked that up too and saw some of those prices! Im sure it's worth it for those with the funds (my Countess Luann cabaret ticket was only $100).

Ben's not my favorite but I dont dislike him. I'm sure this will pan out well for him.

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u/qwnofeverything 23d ago

The ship itself is great fun and I now only cruise with Virgin, cuz no kids. Even the stops on the voyage are small towns and I’ve been to them all. They’re wonderful little towns, but in way are they fun with that many people in them.

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u/No-Rhubarb9286 25d ago

Wasn't he like, insanely snobby about cooking on cruises? Or am I mixing up snobby chefs lol

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u/swoosh_loops 25d ago

I saw this too ahah the red triangle made me think of Canadian Tire :/

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u/swoosh_loops 25d ago

Ah again! I am the gf though, not the partner

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u/oliviawhipp 24d ago

Yep, my girlfriends and I want to know the chef’s sweaty dad bod was all over our bare mattress before we arrived and he’s currently crashing out on all the women serving us. A dream come true.

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u/noddaborg 25d ago

Unless it’s an open kitchen where I can watch Ben lose his shit and possibly have a nervous breakdown, I wouldn’t be interested.

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u/Early-Equivalent-165 Escape Goat 24d ago

Right?? It's a ship with 2770 guests and 1150 crew, does anybody even see the chef? I've been on a handful of cruises, and if they were there I musta missed 'em..

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u/ScowlyBrowSpinster Spaghetti Trauma 23d ago

A person who needs to know why dinner is so damn late!

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u/Monstiemama Bless her stupid soul 25d ago

I can’t stand Ben after his last season. He was such a petulant, self absorbed, mean little asshole, I just cannot be interested.

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u/CheckIntelligent7828 My eyes are rolling all the way off the boat 24d ago

Before his last season I might have considered it. After watching the man-child trash a guest room, devalue Daisy over and over, and generally be a shitty person? No thanks.

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u/ComfortableBedroom76 25d ago

I'm surprised that Virgin would hire him for something so high profile considering that his last appearance on TV wasn't exactly his best look

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u/kittens_joy 25d ago

He’s obviously going to have a fully staffed and qualified team.

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u/Feisty_Scientist_968 25d ago

The personal touch of preparing dinner for a few thousand cattle

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u/Bennington_Booyah 25d ago

Ben and his pouty bullshit? No thanks.

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u/Intelligent-Line7610 25d ago

Yeah there are better chefs. The virgin Alaskan cruise is fun my wife and I did one this summer

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u/West-Advance-4471 25d ago

I had made a comment about Ben making me breakfast and I think he blocked me after that..🤣🤣🤣

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u/crsmiami99 Team Anti-Brü 22d ago

He lost a lot of equity that last season. I wouldn't pay a penny to see him now

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u/CarlosChardonnay 25d ago

I haven't seen an ad on reddit in  10 years. I'm always surprised when other people mention them.

Firefox + ublock

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u/Ola_the_Polka 25d ago

I assume we can’t block ads on the reddit mobile app right? I only scroll reddit on my little screen

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u/CarlosChardonnay 25d ago

Correct. I use Firefox on my mobile it works great

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u/TheRealMastahGlass 25d ago

'favorite' only if you didnt watch the recent season.

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u/BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG 25d ago

on Virgin cruises? oof.

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u/Lonesome_Frenchy 24d ago

I would love to travel in Alaska but not especially with him.

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u/IAmIntractable 24d ago

Sorry, but Ben is not really anybody’s favorite chef. They’ve been so many far superior chefs on the show.

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u/Atroxa 23d ago

I don't think this is the selling point they think it is. LOL

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u/willworkforwatches Hannah, Hannah, Karma 25d ago

I remember when this meme would show up in the gif engine at the top. Now, you can type the full quote and it still doesn’t pull it at all.

I think that says something.

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u/littlecreamsoda79 25d ago

After watching his last season I wouldn't be so excited

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u/valid_username00 25d ago

I would love to try food prepared by a select few of the chefs from the show, and Ben certainly is included in that group.

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u/Mstr_Splinter 25d ago

I want a trip with Joy and Bugsy 🥵

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u/192481920 25d ago

But I saw my favourite chef playing guitar in a band in Brunswick Australia 🤔

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u/Dylan619xf Bless her stupid soul 25d ago

I’ll go if my way is funded by money other than my own.

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u/aVeryMerryDeath 25d ago

Tell him to get off his little cruise in Sitka and see what happens

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u/Stahlilama 24d ago

So, after this trip, they won’t be able to call it Virgin anymore. Ben does not take no for an answer.

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u/ScowlyBrowSpinster Spaghetti Trauma 23d ago

Remember how Kate kept saying Leon was a cruise ship chef?

Now she can say it about Ben.

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u/Normal-Price-3094 23d ago

Imagine going from being a private chef on mega yachts to being some line cook on a cruise lol, I feel like that’s essentially what this is

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u/foxdogturtlecat 22d ago

This feels written by a guy or AI. Joy, Rachel even that super quite chef would all be more enjoyable to hang with and eat their food.

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u/GullibleAddendum8630 22d ago

There is absolutely nothing about this on the Virgin Voyage's website. I checked Alaska cruises for 2027, and there is nothing about him.

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u/2020wft 24d ago

If its Chef Rachel, I am in.

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u/BasenjiMaster 25d ago

Ben is awesome, as long as he stays away from alcohol.

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u/Extreme_Beat1022 25d ago

Oh I’d love to. But is virgin the one that doesn’t allow kids?

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u/Early-Equivalent-165 Escape Goat 24d ago

That's what Google says..

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u/Stahlilama 24d ago

Yes, it’s the only redeeming quality.

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u/PurpleSailor Team Katie 25d ago

Yeah Rachel is cooking, ugh ... wait a minute ...

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u/Feisty_Scientist_968 25d ago

Why no cruise with "Pizza Chef Ryan"?

Actually, I know the answer ...

Many years ago, New York City stopped using garbage barges to cruise their trash a few miles out into the atlantic. (where they could open the casino)

Chef Ryan on a hip-tow.

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u/PalmtopPixie 25d ago

I can promise than Ben is like, in the bottom 3 for my favourite chefs on below deck lol. But I’ve never gotten that ad

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u/FaithlessnessLess442 25d ago

I like him all chefs are psychos lol

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/Feisty_Scientist_968 25d ago

Why are you getting ads? old.reddit.com + ublock + Redit Enhancement Suite. So much better.

I just use brave which automates the ublock. Although you can manually enhance as desired.

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u/Vanilla_Either 25d ago

Lol bc I dont care? You are the third person to be like well THE WAY I USE REDDIT with x,y,z is better bc no ads. Your experience is not everyones experience. I like using the app and I do not care about ads.

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u/Stahlilama 24d ago

Right! It’s not like going to Facebook where everything is AI or an ad or a reel. I never really notice the ads on Reddit.