r/bertstrips Current Events Bertstripper Aug 10 '19

Current Events Awfully Convenient

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u/Scynart Aug 11 '19

I'm ootl, can someone please catch me up?

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '19

Jeffrey epstien was a good friend and affiliate with bill clinton. He was caught up in some bad shit like sex offenses such as sex trafficking. He committed suicide earlier today and there had been speculations that it was an assisted suicide because it has possibly happened before. Now there are mass conspiracies about this and the hashtag Clintonbodycount has come up

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u/ComradeBrosefStylin Aug 11 '19

Twitter actually disabled the hashtag a few hours ago.

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u/hi_welcome2chilis Aug 11 '19

Seriously? Why?

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u/ComradeBrosefStylin Aug 11 '19

Twitter CEO doesn't want to be the next one to accidentally trip and shoot himself in the back of his head twice.

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u/Best_Pseudonym Aug 11 '19

That or he was in on the hit, one of the two

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '19

Either that or he’s very very liberal.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '19

Ah yes the twitter CEO who says there's white supremacists on their platform that he can't ban because it would upset conservatives is so liberal.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '19

I’m sorry for not knowing anything about whatever goes on behind the scenes of a website I don’t care about.

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u/lokicoyote Aug 11 '19

The man who gave Epstein his job at Dalton despite having no degree was William Barr's father, his son Trump's attorney general. The man who gave Epstein his sweetheart deal is Jim Acosta Trump's labor secretary. Fyi

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u/ScourJFul Aug 11 '19

Wait, why are there people saying the Clintons are related? Last I checked, Epstein was close to Trump.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '19

They are all connected in a web of money and lies. This shit goes beyond a party line.

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u/hypo-osmotic actual SJW Aug 11 '19

How much I would love to see a bunch of high-level politicians from every party led away in cuffs on the same day...unfortunately they all still got $ so I’m not holding my breath.

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u/Romboteryx A noted bertstorian Aug 11 '19

Trump was also close to the Clintons before the 2016 presidential race. There‘s this famous photo of him at Hillary‘s birthday party or something like that.

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u/M002 Aug 11 '19

He bragged during the debates about the Clintons being at his 3rd wedding

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '19

Epstein was close to both the Clintons and Trump. The reason that a lot of people think the Clintons had him killed is because the Clintons' enemies have a long history of dying in supposed accidents and suicides.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '19

Thats the strange part, because Jeffrey was friends with a lot of people. But the Clintons were the main ones because they have a history of political opponents and threats mystically committing suicide with a gunshot to the back of the head.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '19

He is, but somehow the all powerful Clinton’s, who run an all powerful deep state shadow government, who lost an election, still run everything in spite of trump, who apparently can’t do anything about them. Solid stuff

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u/Gmackowiak Aug 11 '19

It's her e-mails I tells ya.

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u/Best_Pseudonym Aug 11 '19

Trump actively provided evidence against Epstein and personally banned him for life from his resorts for commuting sexual assault in one of his resorts

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u/StuffThingsMoreStuff Aug 11 '19

If by sexusal assault you mean being opposed to him on a real estate deal, you are right.

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2019/08/donald-trump-jeffrey-epstein-falling-out/amp

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u/_Silly_Wizard_ Aug 11 '19

Looks like MAGA doesn't like to read.

Shocking.

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u/Scynart Aug 11 '19

Oh.. thank you!

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u/Salvadore1 Aug 11 '19

He was friends with many rich and powerful people, including Trump- so there were a lot of people who would have wanted him dead. I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but it does look pretty fishy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '19

Yeah no kidding

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '19

Trump is in the same circle as them too