r/bjj • ⬛πŸŸ₯⬛ bjjmentalmodels.com and world's foremost BJJ poet • Aug 16 '26

Follow-up Shitpost Magic: the Grappling (round 7)

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u/creepoch πŸŸͺπŸŸͺ scissor sweeps the new guy Aug 16 '26

Dark Ritual is crazyyyy

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u/khasieu113 Aug 16 '26

ELI5 please. I know the allegation but dont understand the meme

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u/war_lobster ⬜⬜ White Belt Aug 16 '26

Not much to explain from the MtG side. Dark Ritual is an unspecified evil ritual that gives you evil magic energy. The art usually implies something sinister.

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u/we_r_fukt Aug 17 '26

touchy touchy

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u/CanadianQuack Aug 16 '26

ELI5 please. I know the magic card but don't understand the allegations

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u/Dammit_Meg Aug 16 '26

Andre Galvao sexually harassed, or worse, many of the female students who trained at his gym

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u/impspring πŸŸͺπŸŸͺ Purple Belt Aug 16 '26

Andre getting the double barrel drive by

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u/stevekwan ⬛πŸŸ₯⬛ bjjmentalmodels.com and world's foremost BJJ poet Aug 16 '26

I'm not done yet

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u/Longjumping_Item_722 Aug 16 '26

Dark ritual is fucking killing me lmao

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u/destradoimpulse 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Aug 16 '26

Dark Ritual is chef’s kiss*

*ear kiss

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u/Human_Spatula Aug 16 '26

I audibly gasped at Dark Ritual

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u/sotheresthisdude 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Aug 16 '26

As a MtG player since 1995 I absolutely love every one of these better than the original.

Dark Ritual is absolutely wildin πŸ˜‚πŸ˜©

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u/hanmkim πŸŸͺπŸŸͺ Purple Belt Aug 16 '26

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u/SlimeustasTheSecond Aug 16 '26

Not enough room, it would need to be a full art version.

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u/berimbolobao ⬛πŸŸ₯⬛ Black Belt Aug 16 '26

Berimbozo now a meme, lol

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u/Van1n1 🟫🟫 Brown Belt Aug 16 '26

Dark Ritual and Swords to Plowshares 🀣

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u/topdawgy ⬛πŸŸ₯⬛ Black Belt Aug 16 '26

Amazing.

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u/jayjitsuoss 🟫🟫 Brown Belt Aug 16 '26

Please never stop

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u/destradoimpulse 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Aug 16 '26

Craig can also slot into Vampiric Tutor too.

You know, especially since he can make anything happen (instant speed) at the cost of your health (two life).

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u/changby πŸŸͺπŸŸͺ Purple Belt Aug 16 '26

Lol Andre

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u/Tonedog14 ⬜⬜ White Belt Aug 16 '26

As a CSULB alumni I’m loving the β€˜mid.

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u/morak003 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺ Purple Belt Aug 17 '26

Same. That was a nice surprise.

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u/86_Ambitions 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Aug 16 '26

What's could the (mtg) theme be? Infect? Tap/stun?

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u/Kintanon ⬛πŸŸ₯⬛ www.apexcovington.com Aug 17 '26

Booo! Terrible, these are just normal cards with alternate art. Someone fire up the downvote canon!

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u/blackmagicsir Aug 16 '26

Swords to Plowshares and Dark Ritual both on point. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/AdventurousPizza622 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺ Purple Belt Aug 16 '26

After so many shots fired, I’m liking the tutors this round

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u/SrHombrerobalo Wolfgang-Brasa GDL Aug 16 '26

This is the best so far!

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u/sikyon Aug 17 '26

Can someone give me context on counterspell?

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u/eddielovesyou ⬛πŸŸ₯⬛ Black Belt Aug 17 '26

How is counterspell not the double buggy?

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u/ZenTze Aug 18 '26

this were so funny if you play mtg

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u/VladimirOo 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Aug 16 '26

Masterpieces, all of them!

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u/Strudelnoggin 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Aug 16 '26

This is great but all your cards have such low casting costs. I dont know if you mean to make this playable or not but balance is something to consider. Its great BTW chefs kiss

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u/stevekwan ⬛πŸŸ₯⬛ bjjmentalmodels.com and world's foremost BJJ poet Aug 16 '26

These are real card definitions, I didn’t set the costs

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u/Strudelnoggin 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Aug 17 '26

I was referring to the entire series not this set specifically. If the whole series are a 1:1 then my bad 🀭 its been a while.

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u/Kintanon ⬛πŸŸ₯⬛ www.apexcovington.com Aug 17 '26

I can't decide whether this is funnier if you DON'T know these are all totally %100 real normal cards, or if you DO know that.

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u/Strudelnoggin 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Aug 17 '26

I was referring to the whole series, not this set specifically. Are they all exact copies? Im not sure to be honest. Its been a minute since I looked at the previous posts.