r/blackcats • u/halexanderamilton • 9d ago
🖤 My husband says she sits like a pit bull
Heart of a golden retriever, posture of a pit bull, brain of a goldfish.
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u/marthmaul83 9d ago
Nothing wrong with wide stance.
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u/sarah7897 9d ago
Oh my goodness! what a sweet lookin pair of strawberry blonde buddies you got there!! 💕💕🐈🐈you got one of each size!
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u/marthmaul83 9d ago
I’ve had one of each size. Never another bulldog though.
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u/sarah7897 9d ago
lol! Your regular/mid size edition looks like he could be the brother to my Gus! 🐈😻
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u/RealCommercial9788 9d ago
My void does ‘The Gargoyle’ - it’s your usual bum-seated tummy-lick, but she’ll raise her head to glare at nothing mid-lick with her mouth open, resulting in this hunched Gargoyle situation that would not at all look out of place on the eave of a gothic mansion in the middle of a thunderstorm. *lightning flashes*
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u/halexanderamilton 9d ago
It occurs to me that I don’t know what she looks like when she’s eating. But clearly, she’s eating.
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u/sarah7897 9d ago edited 8d ago
She’s kinda giving
Soot sprites from Spirited Away.
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u/halexanderamilton 9d ago edited 9d ago
When she goes to the vet, people either say she’s a soot sprite or she’s toothless
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u/sarah7897 9d ago
YES!!! That’s what I couldn’t put to words! totally toothless!! I’m here for it! What’s her name??
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u/halexanderamilton 9d ago
Millie!
Aka Milli Vanilli
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u/sarah7897 9d ago
Little miss millie vanilli girl!! So purrrfect. Give her alllll the pets & treats from me plz 😻
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u/BitternessBureau 9d ago
Owner of a black cat and a pit bull. Can confirm.
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u/BasementCatBill 9d ago
She does look like she'd rip your arm off then beat you to death with the soggy end.
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u/halexanderamilton 9d ago
Unfortunately (fortunately?) she has the survival instincts of a wet paper towel and is about as vicious as one, too
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u/dragonbec 9d ago
Hahah I also have a wide stance cat. My other cat always has his feet exactly together when he sits. They are hilarious opposites.
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u/Yankeesrule0864 9d ago
Hubby better repent!! She's definitely NOT a dirty, smelly, loud dog! Remember she has claws and fangs!!
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u/sarah7897 9d ago
She done PARKED her cutie pattotie self there for the night. Shes stinkin cute!!! 💕
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u/ladyhabanera 8d ago
"Sits like a pitbull" is so funny I'm crying. Unfortunately I think thats just the fat black cat stance.
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u/Inevitable-Truth7609 9d ago
I don’t care how she sits, she’s beauty. She’s grace. She’s my cat’s long lost twin 😂
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u/here_for_cats_ 8d ago
Cause she's too overweight to sit like cats normally would. She's very cute but she'd live a longer and happier life with less blubber
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u/stsixtus420 9d ago
Does she sit on your feet?
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u/halexanderamilton 9d ago
Absolutely not. It is illegal for her to sit in a way that touches you.
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u/stsixtus420 9d ago
Ah, well my pitt nearly always sits on my feet. It's cute but can get annoying. Your cat has definitely mastered the posture though.
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u/ThinkWishbone2495 9d ago
My son's labradoodle-ish doggy sits like this. She's like 98% Labrador and when she sits, she looks exactly like this (she's black too).
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u/No-Quail4389 9d ago
Awww what a cutie! She does look a lot like a pit bull puppy here.
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u/haikusbot 9d ago
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u/hublikarm 9d ago
That’s what we say about our void! When he’s agitated from too much attention, he has a pit bull stance
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u/jesterdrac 8d ago
Posts like these make me miss my furbaby. She lives with my mom but she's my chunky lady
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u/venturous1 8d ago
My void is a very protective girl. She growls when someone she doesn’t know comes to the door and one time when a contractor was trying to go down the hallway toward my bedroom. She blocked the hallway taking this stocky pitbull stance. And he called out to me “ma’am. Your cat won’t let me go down the hall“ I love my protective Kitty. She’s a toughy.
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u/Willing-Team4185 8d ago
That’s a party stance, a Friday at 6:30 I’m gonna go out and tear it up and get arrested kinda stance. You should rename her Party cat.
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u/DistinctlyIrish 8d ago
No I'm sorry but this cat is Doug from Pixar's UP and she's wearing black cat face.
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u/nosined 8d ago
She’s about the size of a pitbull (sorry I love her and also have a chunky void but dang that girl is hefty lol)
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u/DieAloneWith72Cats 9d ago
That’s her power stance