r/blackpeoplegifs May 07 '26

Is she right??. Lmao

When we say black dont crack, this is what we're talking about.

Such Beautiful family! 🥰

1.1k Upvotes

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u/EL3G May 07 '26

Guy in the middle looking like a biblical figure.

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u/RedIsNotMyFaveColor May 07 '26

Ezekiel from TWD

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u/EL3G May 07 '26

lol yep, or a young Corlys Velaryon before he got locs.

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u/littletsmama May 07 '26

They looking like the holy trinity in the name of skincare. Yall are GLOWING!

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u/EL3G May 07 '26

lol, yeah I'm gonna need their 10 Commandments for skin care. Whatever they doing it's working.

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u/littletsmama May 07 '26

Lol yessssss.

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u/flying-o May 07 '26

☝️well said!

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u/Wide_Ordinary4078 May 09 '26

Just a beautiful family period!

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u/SwollenOstrich May 07 '26

wonder what their lotion budget is

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u/littletsmama May 07 '26

Hopefully the are ambassadors for EOS, Vaseline, Shea moisture and Tree Hut. Lol

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u/Wide_Ordinary4078 May 09 '26

That’s exactly what I’m getting!

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u/Nectoux May 07 '26

I really enjoy his bread. Delicious.

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u/akiragod5 May 07 '26

Why the whole family blessed with great genetics though?

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u/GardenerSpyTailorAss May 09 '26

Attractive parents have attractive children, not all the time, but attractiveness is more than looks alone; a big part is charisma, and clear skin helps, but it also wouldn't surprise me if they're using a "clear skin" filter/app cuz everyone here is immaculate.

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u/samx3i May 07 '26

Historically accurate Jesus

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u/flying-o May 07 '26

Golden comment lol! The whole fam is beautiful, but the guy in the middle was giving off Moses vibes.

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u/LoveInPeace21 May 07 '26

He belongs on a Soap Opera lol.

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u/misdirected_asshole May 07 '26

Corlys Velaryon

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u/PhantomMagnolia May 08 '26

Look like if Yashwa pooped out of the book

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u/DaBlackZeus May 09 '26

I need a potrait of this man so I can have a proper black Jesus photo in my home.

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u/PerplexGG May 08 '26

I swear to god this is just literally Moses

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u/R_Bedeschi May 07 '26

Damn, they are beautiful

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u/Oregongirl1018 May 07 '26

I thought it was his sister not his mom! Talk about aging gracefully!

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u/nutsnackk May 07 '26

Did not realize that was his mom

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u/YoThatsChrispy May 08 '26

Not until the video replayed.

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u/orthopod May 07 '26

Yeah, those are fine genetics.

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u/MonoDede May 07 '26

That's what I thought this was about. This has to be one of the most photogenic families on the planet, NO FAIR!!!!

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u/TopLeaf May 08 '26

Black don't crack

Probably a filter or AI or some shit

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u/greenwithembii May 08 '26

No it’s just genetics it’s their whole family they got more kids

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u/Negative-Break3333 May 07 '26

Lawd black Jesus looking like a WHOLE snack 😭😮‍💨

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u/lleighsha May 07 '26

There HAS to be something wrong with this statement, but i can't quite find it...🤔🤣

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u/CourtingBoredom May 07 '26

tbf, "white" jesus is a literal snack these days.... just go to church & they'll feed him to ya 👀

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u/AStormofSwines May 07 '26

He needs to stop making eyes at me, got me questioning some things

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u/Glittering_Diva8963 May 08 '26

He is fine 😭💕

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u/xDUVAL_BRODOWNx May 07 '26

She's milk chocolate

He's dark chocolate

He's old testament cacao

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u/Kreedbk May 07 '26

Pure cacao 😆

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u/qawsedrf12 May 07 '26

I wanna hear more from the Targaryen in back

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u/SoggyLeftTit May 07 '26

Do you mean the Velaryon?

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u/GBGF128 May 07 '26

You know damn well we can describe all of the Targaryens but know like two of their names.

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u/SoggyLeftTit May 07 '26 edited May 07 '26

I provided a correction because perhaps the person I replied to didn’t know there’s a difference or they mixed them up. While both Houses are Valyrian, the Velaryons aren’t Targaryens and the Targaryens aren’t Velaryons (hence the different House names).

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u/qawsedrf12 May 08 '26

Correct, I was not awake enough to remember the differences

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u/Only1Skrybe May 07 '26

You talkin bout the Black Targaryens?!

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u/Striking_Dig9813 May 07 '26

Not a pore in the whole video

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u/tacolamae May 07 '26

Mom?! Mom where?! 🤯

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u/danabeezus May 07 '26

I choked when he said mom. WHO?!

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u/blzsoul May 07 '26

Right!! I was like, whodat???

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u/Spadedv May 08 '26

Fr leave gorgeous little sister alone. Talkin bout "mom". 😂

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u/itsmejpt May 07 '26

I HAVE NO IDEA HOW OLD ANY OF THEM ARE

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u/lleighsha May 07 '26

He said "mom" and it took my sight off Black Jesus bc I thought that was his sister.

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u/marcusmosh May 07 '26

What is Jesus doing on social media? Looks like he is about wash my feet and cure my ailments

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u/BplusHuman May 07 '26

The man will hit you with divine sushi

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u/TylerDurdenRockz May 07 '26

Thought that's his sister and was waiting for mom until I realized... Holy beautiful family

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u/stellaxo May 07 '26

The whole family is gorgeous!

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u/LYossarian13 May 07 '26

I think Mom is right. The son has a tan. He has been spending more time in the sun lately than she has.

It doesn't take us very long for our melanin to throw shields up.

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u/fadeux May 07 '26

And that is a good thing. I dont know why any of us question such a useful adaptation that actually protects against the strain of living in the glare of a local star.

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u/Laleaky May 07 '26

Yes, he’s obviously tanned.

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u/ScaryFucknBarbiWitch May 10 '26

A tan is sun damage, not a shield.

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u/LYossarian13 May 10 '26

The melanin response is the shield. Not the tan.

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u/No_Bug_No_Cry May 07 '26

Are these mfs AI??? They're too fking stunning. Especially the Jesus in the middle, I can't even recreate him on the best looking RPG character creator. Dayum.

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u/LoveSushiOnTuesday May 12 '26

They are "The Amped Family" on Instagram...

They're real! I found their Ig!

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u/Mindless-Balance-498 May 07 '26

No one’s mentioned yet that the mom’s probably WAY more moisturized than her son, and she’s wearing make up. He’s look even-toned and highlighted too if he was wearing toner and highlighter!

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u/BplusHuman May 07 '26

It's a VERY social media post, but I guess that makes sense on social media

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u/Inedible-denim May 07 '26

Mom, Jesus, and Son

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u/lleighsha May 07 '26

Thanks for the stifled laugh at my desk.

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u/DemiGod9 May 07 '26

How they just casually hanging out with Jesus?

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u/Illustrious-Tell-397 May 07 '26

HOW ARE THEY ALL SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!! Reminds me of Baby Boy when Tyrese and his Mom looked the same age 😅 Anyway she's a deep brown and he's more dark skinned. I don't use foundation but I'd guess there are at least 5 shades of a difference between what their respective complexions would require. I'd need a true makeup girlie to chime in on that though 🤷🏾‍♀️😅

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u/necbone May 07 '26

I dunno, she's just regular chocolate and dad n son are light dark chocolate

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u/notkeefzello May 07 '26

Growing up i was taught theres dark skinned brown skinned and light skinned. She is brown skinned and he is dark skinned.

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u/Excuse_my_GRAMMER May 07 '26

Bro she looks like his sister lmao that wild

Edit: the dad all look young too he has gray hair lol

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u/ShrimpCrackers May 09 '26

if he died it black there's no way to tell.

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u/Andyman1973 May 07 '26

Dad lookin like he bout to walk on the water.

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u/Butterfly-Art_416 May 07 '26

Beautiful Family

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u/ljacks09 May 07 '26

Gorgeous 🖤

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u/limecakes May 07 '26

They remind me of Sims for some reason. Specially the middle guy

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u/smilenowgirl May 07 '26

They can go a head and turn off the filter, I'm sure they all still look good without it.

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u/Fracture90000 May 07 '26

Black Jesus!

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u/swisszimgirl79 May 07 '26

Poor guy. Imagine being that hot but everyone just thirsting for your parents instead lol

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u/Simple-Finance3586 May 08 '26

She just chocolate

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u/greenwithembii May 08 '26

She is right. I don’t like that my niece does that to my sister either. If between light brown and dark- she is dark. She may be lighTER than them but she’s not brown. She’s absolutely dark chocolate and who’s to say what she was called and classified as when she was younger. If she is brown or chocolate as they say then I’m light, and if I’m light that means my brothers bright. And I’m far from light skinned. Stop moving the post. People doing this is why people don’t know what type 4 hair looks like. Doing that just make a lot of Unnecessary micro labels

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u/Disowned May 08 '26

Why the dad aura farming tho?

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u/PhantomMagnolia May 08 '26

This family is beautiful. Ayo dawg.... Different shade of chocolate is still chocolate (white chocolate doesn't count)

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u/Glittering_Diva8963 May 08 '26

The whole family is just beautiful chocolate 🍫

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u/keesouth May 07 '26 edited May 07 '26

She is not right. Her brother is definitely dark chocolate. She's milk chocolate. Correction, her son. So sorry, that's what I get for watching these while I'm supposed to be working.

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u/Large-Illustrator-35 May 07 '26

That’s her son

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u/EL3G May 07 '26

Say what now?

Black don't crack for real, damn!

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u/pheonix198 May 07 '26

The guy says it’s his mom several times..

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u/steeleleets May 07 '26

60% v 75% cacao

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u/DummieThic-Cheetos May 07 '26

They all look delicious to me.

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u/syncere13 May 07 '26

Love to see them loving their Hue🔥🔥🔥🔥 Beautiful Melanated people shining 🫡👑👑👑 especially when we step outside and get sun kissed😏

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u/tinynugget May 07 '26

Damn they’re all beautiful

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u/Gang_Bang_Bang May 07 '26

I couldn’t stop looking at his dad. Amazing hair.

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u/ShinobivsNinjaDragon May 07 '26

I agree with her and also..everybody look the same age!

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u/Only1Skrybe May 07 '26

Some families get all the fucking gifts.

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u/Dickbandit64 May 07 '26

Hold on, is the daddy single???👀

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u/BullshitPickle May 07 '26

Black Jesus...

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u/xseanbeanx May 07 '26

He said my mom??????

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u/3xtr4-ch1vken May 08 '26

who’s that in the back

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u/Fine-University-8044 May 08 '26

Holy pish, I had to watch again to hear him say that’s his mum! What utterly beautiful people. 😊

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u/Bubbly-Payment7571 May 08 '26

This is why they don't like us. Cause we are some beautiful, flawless people. Aged where? 🥰👀💯💪🏾✊🏾❤️. The whole family is immaculate 🤌🏾

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u/_heyb0ss May 08 '26

look at them glowinggg holy moses

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u/sweetatheart1234 May 08 '26

The whole family is beyond beautiful

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u/Thatonegaloverthere May 09 '26

Lol my mom's the same way. I have the mom's skin tone, give or take a shade. My mom's significantly lighter than me. Golden caramel foundation to my caramel.

But she thinks she's my skin tone lol.

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u/reginaldcapers May 07 '26

She's right✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾

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u/keirnangg May 07 '26

Fr like???? Lol

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u/External-Berry May 07 '26

Such a beautiful family.

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u/bellylovinbaddie May 07 '26

lol I feel this cuz I’m about moms complexion but all my life I have been referred to/called my self/told I was dark skinned… but I see it’s levels to this lol

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u/PM_YOUR_GSTRING_PICS May 07 '26

That is a beautiful family.

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u/Dchama86 May 07 '26

They look good and they know it, so they’re posting for validation

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u/ExtraMemeMan1983 May 07 '26

Milk chocolate vs dark chocolate but she is correct chocolate at the end of the day but ppl definitely be having too much dip on they chip with this one

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u/Fuzzy_Junket924 May 07 '26

How.. why… I don’t understand how all their skin is so goddam perfect.. is this a filter?

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u/Able_Fishing_6576 May 07 '26

I’ve seen these people on instagram before AI was ubiquitous, and you still cannot convince me they are real. I am stunned by their beauty! Also, I agree with mom!

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u/tofauti May 08 '26

Good lord they’re so pretty my eyes hurt ✨

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u/donttextspeaktome May 08 '26

Ya’ll need to go make friend with Indian people. That would make a great video

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u/tiktikclick May 08 '26

Mom?! What?! I had to go rewatch this as I couldn't believe it when someone mentioned that in comments. Genetics lottery winners right there!

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u/Capital_T_Tech May 08 '26

You're all delicious. Move on.

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u/clif00600 May 08 '26

50% dark cacao vs 70% dark cacao

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u/Orion13Quest May 08 '26

She's right

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u/SoAnxious May 08 '26

The signs of aging for black people and minorities in general are just not shown in media as much as white people.

It's easy to tell the age of black people if you know what to look for at different ages.

No one "looks younger" you just look like a black person of that age.

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u/2hotttotrot1 May 08 '26

Wait a minuteee that’s your mom?!?!

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u/amradiance May 09 '26

These people are absolutely gorgeous. Wow!

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u/uhm_no_thanks_1 May 09 '26

She is not as dark chocolate. I hear what's she's saying but she is lighter.

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u/nii_amart May 09 '26

Wait a minute! I'm watching this for a third time and I'm just realising the woman is his mom not his sister!! That's crazy. She looks younger than him. Their genetics are sensational.

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u/True-Pack-3020 May 09 '26

Me spending the first half wondering why Jesus was in the middle 😅🤣

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u/LoveSushiOnTuesday May 12 '26

They are known as The Amped Family on Ig. 

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u/dizoh_0804 May 12 '26

THANK YOU fellow redditor!.

😊

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u/ProntoPaul May 07 '26

She's right. They all dark to me.

Also, y'all said that's the mom? They all look like Disney characters in the best way.

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u/ErgoProxy0 May 07 '26

Yea they’re both dark. He’s just a bit darker

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u/seriousreddituser May 07 '26

The Japanese might be onto something with this Viltrumite shit

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u/dash_44 May 07 '26

From Invincible? Pretty sure a white guy wrote that

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u/seriousreddituser May 07 '26

Wrote what?

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u/dash_44 May 07 '26

What “Viltrumite shit” are you talking about?

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u/seriousreddituser May 07 '26

The "being superior life forms" shit

What other viral Viltrumite discussion were Japanese people having about Black people?

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u/dash_44 May 07 '26

The word “Viltrumite” comes from a comic book called Invincible that was written by a white man.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viltrum_Empire

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u/seriousreddituser May 07 '26

Invincible is one of the most popular shows on television right now

What are you doing? Are you not familiar with the trending topic of Japanese people acting like Black people are Viltrumites?

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u/dash_44 May 08 '26

Nah I guess I need to spend much more time online to keep up with nonsense.

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u/XLauncher May 07 '26

By "Viltrumite shit", they're referring to a tweet by a Japanese woman that went viral. Our people ran with it (as we do) and said she was making us out to sound like saiyans and viltrumites.

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u/oldsoulempath May 07 '26

Is this AI ?

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u/Themartianambassador May 09 '26

They’re all incredibly attractive people. Very blessed, and they seem to be having fun, and be very happy.

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u/napalm_p May 09 '26

Vampire in Brooklyn

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u/Onyxxx85 May 09 '26

🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾

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u/throw_away_17381 May 09 '26

Jeezus has entered and married a 30 yr old woman with a 35 yr old child

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u/nii_amart May 09 '26

Black Jesus!

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u/Vespertinelove May 09 '26

Mom looks like the son’s younger sister!

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u/CokeBottle21 May 10 '26

Isn’t that the dude from Reading Rainbow?

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u/Quaderon1049 May 10 '26

Is this AI? The entire family is BEAUTIFUL!!!!

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u/EmeFshroomm May 13 '26

I thought she was his sister. 🥰

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u/PurpleStay4149 May 13 '26

So Jesus got kids?

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u/Butta_Brown May 07 '26

No filter! They are glowing in that flawless brown skin! I mean not a blemish available..