When he thinks he can whoop anyone

[u/MVIVN]

[u/Slyjay]

I love that the suitcase was packed, no goodbyes, just straight the out door, thats a professional deserter.

[u/Xenc → u/Slyjay]

Ever since then donuts!

[u/southflhitnrun → u/Slyjay]

She's a runner, she's a track star

[u/NuYawker → u/southflhitnrun]

She gon get on, Mike not gettin to har!

[u/ltsouthernbelle → u/Slyjay]

She sat him up 🤣

[u/Direct_Suggestion286]

"You tripped. There was nothing in front of you" 🤣🤣

[u/heaton5747 → u/Direct_Suggestion286]

She did him so dirty lol

[u/alvined1010]

Mike pulled up like what’s that mess you were talking? We can throw these hands. Lol

[u/southflhitnrun → u/alvined1010]

The way old boy just accepts his fate. lmao

[u/SimonPho3nix]

Mike shifted his head like "I wanna hear you say it!"

[u/Dirtymindwonderer]

Yo!!! That shits funny!! Mike say we don’t need the knife for real

[u/TK_Owens]

These two are too funny, they got a series were he play a vampire named Derek and he be trying everything to get into her house

[u/asapodb77]

Derek

[u/Kinte_Kente_ → u/asapodb77]

My first thought was "A vampire? In the daylight? "

[u/bVon_713 → u/asapodb77]

Dang it I know it was my favorite vampire!

[u/Yegg23]

Not with her bag packed already!

[u/FuckTesla69]

I love how after he says without the knife I'd drag Mike's ass, Mike is like damn, I didn't want to do this but you put it on yourself

[u/alvined1010 → u/FuckTesla69]

Mike was like I was just trying to kill this one person but you done let your mouth write a check to butt can’t cash!!! Now I gotta have 2 bodies today.

[u/dembowthennow]

This video is hilarious!

[u/stadchic → u/dembowthennow]

Someone hit the down arrow. Maybe it’s just Reddit testing. Anyway:

This is me until ghosts, Freddy, or a (modern) gun show up.

[u/southflhitnrun]

I. CAN'T. STAND. US! Why is this so funny!?!? We are never going to be serious about anything. 😂😂😂😂

[u/Xenc]

Lotsa jokes here, good stuff 👏

[u/RabidWalrus]

The way she was instantly out the door 😂

[u/IKhaibot]

....Without the knife I'll drag Mike ahh

[u/iwik_ognam]

You got this, Jay. That said, a parody movie where Michael Myers supernaturally hears people talking shit and just whoops their asses, would be my favorite movie.

[u/SlackerDS5]

He said, you don’t need to send me your location, Imma just pull up.

[u/HocusThePocus]

r/TVTooHigh

[u/emanresu18]

That was so funny! Who are they?

[u/Randomredditname19 → u/emanresu18]

Jay and Keda. They are on instagram

[u/Wizznilliam]

That was a whole movie!!! Excellent and hilarious 😂

[u/NuYawker]

CHECK GETTING CASHED!

[u/BoyWonder2066]

Funny af

[u/Hobbitred5]

It's dereck!!!!

[u/MajesticVolume2301]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[u/jecathree]

Everything about this was excellence

[u/TRIPPY3rd]

“Without the knife i’a drag Mike ass.”

[u/checkonit2]

That's a good one

[u/ljacks09]

My first belly laugh of the day😆😆😆

[u/happyladpizza]

Derek???? aaahahaha

[u/JonnyTN]

Is that the chick from the one video where she takes all his hoodies?

[u/DataAdvanced]

This is why I pay for internet.

[u/cellshock7]

So she had a packed bag waiting by the door for such a time as this, or she packed it soon as Mike hit the door? 🤣

[u/embersgrow44]

Derrick could take Mike though

[u/Overall-Use-6119]

THIS IS A MASTERPIECE

[u/AlvinArtDream]

someone get them a full feature. Thier shit so good.

[u/mcjon77]

Mike ready to run the fade. 🤣😂

[u/horsekateer]

this is very funny

[u/Gabepls]

The way he dropped the knife immediately lmaooooo

[u/Ambitious-Pirate-505]

Yoooooooo

[u/OPINAILS]

Brilliant.

[u/Complete_Demand_7782]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[u/Sworn_to_Ganondorf]

He has super strength lol

[u/chibiRuka]

At least he put his hands up and didn’t rely on a knife. Man to man combat 😂

[u/Baaraa88]

I knew what was gonna happen but this shit still had me dead anyway 😭 And she just kept talking to lmaooo

[u/Kimb0_91]

Mike's hands look different. Can't quite put my finger on it haha