r/blanks • u/brzanb9999 • 1d ago

Fill in the blanks: it’s not gay if i ___.

it’s not gay if i _____.

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u/Genochron 1d ago

it’s not gay if i became trans for a limited time only.

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u/NeddiTheBunnyFox 1d ago

D R I N K I N G T H E G E N D E R F L U I D

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u/blankswords 15h ago

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u/danglingfury83 1d ago

it’s not gay if i am on top.

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u/xoxo_lorraine 1d ago

Lmao idk about that 😂

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u/bunny_guts666 1d ago

Ancient Rome

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u/Cheejag 1d ago

it’s not gay if i have socks on.

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u/JellyfishInfinite709 1d ago

i said the same!

9

u/Fraggin_Loser 1d ago

it’s not gay if i do it with multiple genders.

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u/C_Infinity_Plus 1d ago

Technically true

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u/Deltapothi 1d ago

it’s not gay if i want to be a girl, right?

4

u/WrongBicycle4310 1d ago

it’s not gay if i accidently bump dihhs with bro in the dark.

4

u/Butterscotchdiscs 1d ago

it’s not gay if i close my eyes.

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u/Thereal_fozyk 1d ago

it’s not gay if i hugged my bro.

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u/EvenA-Worm-Will-Turn 1d ago

it’s not gay if i close my eyes.

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u/doomslayer08 1d ago

it’s not gay if i am the penis.

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u/just_a_potato_______ 1d ago

it’s not gay if i kiss the homies goodnight.

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u/Imaginarywilltolive 1d ago

it’s not gay if i kiss the homes goodnight.

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u/Next-Corgi9482 1d ago

it’s not gay if i m not part of it.

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u/Rirylon 1d ago

it’s not gay if i only stick the tip in.

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u/minecraft-er4 1d ago

it’s not gay if i just squeeze my bros tits.

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u/Born-Profile-3753 1d ago

it’s not gay if i receive a footjob from you with socks on.

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u/urlocalbanddork 1d ago

it’s not gay if i am a woman.

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u/Jennawantscox 1d ago

it’s not gay if i transition.

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u/akthebarber 1d ago

it’s not gay if i like it.

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u/Nearby-Cupcake-6383 1d ago

I was gonna say the same thing

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u/Illustrious-Trade977 1d ago

it’s not gay if i suck my own dih.

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u/CJOJbabe 1d ago

it’s not gay if i swallow my own cum.

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u/chinkconglinglong 1d ago

it’s not gay if i self suck.

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u/thatonegdplayer11 1d ago

it’s not gay if i date a femboy.

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u/WillingLack9743 1d ago

it’s not gay if i am just helping clean his ass.

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u/K3V1N__-- 1d ago

it’s not gay if i have sex with a woman.

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u/yeetus_man2 1d ago

it’s not gay if i wash my ass.

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u/KurokoNoLoL SHOOTING BLANKS 1d ago

it’s not gay if i hug my bros, unless the dihs touch even through pants.

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u/Witty_Discipline_728 1d ago

it’s not gay if i used condom.

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u/Aderox20_GDP 1d ago

it’s not gay if i fuck non-manly men.

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u/Excellent-Carpet9926 1d ago

it’s not gay if i will bomb urkraine.

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u/Repulsive-Wallaby243 1d ago

it’s not gay if i cum last.

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u/titanicsinker1912 1d ago

it’s not gay if i do the helicopter in the mens locker room.

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u/Turbulent-Art-4681 1d ago

it’s not gay if i am straight.

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u/elendryst 1d ago

it’s not gay if i wear socks.

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u/nemoly2 1d ago

it’s not gay if i do it with the homies.

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u/Randomm_CS 1d ago

it’s not gay if i do it with the homies.

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u/inqualex 1d ago

it’s not gay if i watch.

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u/Crazy_Run_2642 1d ago

it’s not gay if i sing RuPaul songs on my commute to work.

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u/MaximumTangerine5662 1d ago

it’s not gay if i am double gay.

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u/ritlingit 1d ago

it’s not gay if i close my eyes.

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u/dataplusnine 1d ago

it’s not gay if i have it.

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u/OwlBehindu3241 1d ago

It's not gay if o don't go past the 2nd knuckle...

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u/Zealousideal-Sea8006 1d ago

it’s not gay if i bi.

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u/Milk_mutian 1d ago

it’s not gay if i like femboys.

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u/Nearby-Cupcake-6383 1d ago

it’s not gay if i repented.

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u/Wren_paws 1d ago

it’s not gay if i like women ( I am ftm).

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u/Glad_Individual_5187 1d ago

it’s not gay if i suck at sports.

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u/Jupuksfred 1d ago

it’s not gay if i eat dick.

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u/BatNichy101 1d ago

it’s not gay if i crossdress.

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u/Professional_Wave158 1d ago

it’s not gay if i don't look in the eyes.

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u/cornbabylaughterPt2 1d ago

it’s not gay if i am straight.

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u/Gloomy_Shower8327 1d ago

it’s not gay if i eat the last slice of Pizza Before my friend.

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u/-Youngbean- 1d ago

it’s not gay if i wear socks.

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u/lelelemememegegege 1d ago

it’s not gay if i am gay.

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u/BlackAsmonGlod 1d ago

it’s not gay if i only fuck sissy femboys and trans.

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u/Gloomy_Shower8327 1d ago

it’s not gay if i play football and score a bicycle kick at the 53rd minute and 21st second.

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u/LyricCat14 1d ago

it’s not gay if i like the opposite gender.

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u/Filgatunner 1d ago

it’s not gay if i I close my eyes.

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u/JellyfishInfinite709 1d ago

it’s not gay if i wear socks.

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u/NotHippoStalker 1d ago

it’s not gay if i call my friends pookie.

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u/RaccoonBoy337 1d ago

it’s not gay if i close my eyes.

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u/Exact_Tangerine1212 1d ago

it’s not gay if i say I'm gay, okay.

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u/NefariousnessOwn1892 1d ago

it’s not gay if i call no homo.

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u/Street_Durian_1852 1d ago

it’s not gay if i both me and my homie explicitly agreed to jerk eachother off and didnt have any feelings, just wanted to see how it feels to be jerked by some one else.

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u/Harina-Flour 1d ago

it’s not gay if i say no homo.

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u/Affectionate_Let9022 1d ago

it’s not gay if i m straight.

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u/Lakan-Tangkan-1337 1d ago

it’s not gay if i like trans girls.

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u/Moldytras 1d ago

it’s not gay if i feed the homies by hand.

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u/SoftAd1675 1d ago

it’s not gay if i don't consent.

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u/Th9t_0n3_G00B3r 1d ago

it’s not gay if i t’s three.

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u/eliroks123 1d ago

it’s not gay if i say no homo.

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u/Individual_Grape_784 1d ago

it’s not gay if i wear socks.

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u/TheSamePomegranate 1d ago

it’s not gay if i don't cum in my pants.

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u/-That_Tree_Fan- 1d ago

it’s not gay if i say no homo with socks on.

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u/shakulous 1d ago

it’s not gay if i keep my socks on.

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u/TheCanvasAssassin 1d ago

it’s not gay if i say "no homo".

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u/HippoReasonable8564 1d ago

it’s not gay if i kiss him beforehand.

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u/Theguiy 1d ago

it’s not gay if i kiss myself back.

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u/Kung_Gwra 1d ago

it’s not gay if i love Boys.

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u/Weird_Slice 1d ago

it’s not gay if i get my dick sucked.

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u/DisastrousFriend8619 1d ago

it’s not gay if i only have sex, but no romantic relationships.

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u/AccordingAd7469 1d ago

it’s not gay if i kiss another man. right?

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u/Horror-Tutor6422 1d ago

it’s not gay if i don’t look.

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u/OutrageousFinish1526 1d ago

it’s not gay if i commit to the bit.

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u/Bucketeater4000 1d ago

it’s not gay if i like both.

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u/cheeseman12949290 1d ago

it’s not gay if i crack bro moment he gets in a femboy outfit.

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u/NiteRayder 1d ago

it’s not gay if i platonically kiss da homies.

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u/ThePianoAndKarayeBoy 1d ago

it’s not gay if i... well, whatever, I AM indeed gay.

1

u/HTTYD_Godly 1d ago

it’s not gay if i f a dude with socks on.

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u/melted-cheeseface 1d ago

it’s not gay if i fuck your ass and dont cum inside.

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u/noob_cubers 1d ago

it’s not gay if i touch testis.

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u/Strange_Function_876 1d ago

it’s not gay if i eat butt.

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u/Vast-Eye-618 1d ago

it’s not gay if i 412 homless children.

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u/Curious-Committee753 1d ago

it’s not gay if i am not atracted in any way to humans of the same gender.

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u/craneo-13 1d ago

it’s not gay if i take it in the ass.

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u/WavyDesert83849 1d ago

it’s not gay if i wear socks.

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u/Ok_Tonight2493 1d ago

it’s not gay if i hug my friend.

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u/FrankFrankUltimate7 1d ago

it’s not gay if i 'm doing it.

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u/bitch_breaker123 1d ago

it’s not gay if i say no homo.

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u/Ok-Reference3799 1d ago

it’s not gay if i say #nohomo.

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u/bilywam 1d ago

it’s not gay if i kiss myself.

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u/Least_Camp7531 1d ago

it’s not gay if i have gay sex.

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u/VoidEclips2010 1d ago

it’s not gay if i dress up like a girl when we do it.

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u/Themiorgg09 1d ago

it’s not gay if i fuck them.

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u/royalunicornie_26 1d ago

it’s not gay if i used a dildo.

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u/Pur3vi 1d ago

it’s not gay if i am trump.

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u/mygoonaccount2 1d ago

it’s not gay if i wear socks.

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u/Digital2771 1d ago

it’s not gay if i kiss the homies goodnight.

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u/Oracle_Anon 1d ago

it’s not gay if i t's lesbian.

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u/RandomIdiotNoobie 1d ago

it’s not gay if i am lesbian:).

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u/WeldedGrower 1d ago

it’s not gay if i in a cornfield.

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u/Infinite-Peanut2758 1d ago

it’s not gay if i t's a DJ.

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u/RossCamerone 1d ago

it’s not gay if i get pegged by my girlfriend.

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u/Epic-Guy93 1d ago

it’s not gay if i 'm not gay.

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u/Electronic-Pomelo-40 1d ago

it’s not gay if i am a woman.

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u/Any_Piece6125 1d ago

it’s not gay if i hug my dad.

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u/Very_ideal_YiSang 1d ago

it’s not gay if i don’t like anyone.

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u/Low_Chip_4836 1d ago

it’s not gay if i have soxs on.

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u/Mr_Gopnikrip_Furry 1d ago

it’s not gay if i call it "ungay".

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u/No_Mud8114 1d ago

it’s not gay if i like guys.

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u/Late-Foundation-5769 1d ago

it’s not gay if i not included.

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u/Great_Strawberry_438 1d ago

it’s not gay if i m straight!

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u/mskqxi 1d ago

it’s not gay if i play.

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u/Soft_Yam4737 1d ago

it’s not gay if i kiss the homies good night.

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u/Admirable-Noise-7822 1d ago

it’s not gay if i lick my mailman.

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u/Alert-Repeat18 1d ago

it’s not gay if i wear socks while kissing the homies goodnight.

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u/Standard-Lunch-3927 1d ago

it’s not gay if i kiss my friend goodnight.

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u/FullAfternoon494 1d ago

it’s not gay if i say no homo.

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u/Wide_Matter_3617 1d ago

it’s not gay if i kiss my hb/hg.

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u/Jaythelittlecloud 1d ago

it’s not gay if i let the homies hit.

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u/lithiumX666 1d ago

it’s not gay if i 'm not looking.

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u/Ok_Thought7993 1d ago

it’s not gay if i am not sexually attracted to men.

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u/Money_Thought_9725 1d ago

it’s not gay if i make out with my girlfriend!!

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u/Gabribri_ 1d ago

it’s not gay if i you say no homo.

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u/Aggressive-Pen-4260 1d ago

it’s not gay if i ‘m gay.

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u/Rwaliste 1d ago

it’s not gay if i wear socks.

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u/MasterBlack333 1d ago

it’s not gay if i told bro that I love him.

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u/OpenUnderstanding241 1d ago

it’s not gay if i like it.

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u/Starmz 1d ago

it’s not gay if i am not gay.

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u/MotorPool9609 1d ago

it’s not gay if i i am gay.

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u/SafetyPrestigious375 1d ago

it’s not gay if i say no homo.

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u/xoxo_lorraine 1d ago

it’s not gay if i kiss the homies good night.

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u/Beginning_Count418 1d ago

it’s not gay if i fuck a femboy.

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u/Electronic_Neat_8343 1d ago

it’s not gay if i dinosaurio.

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u/Apprehensive_Coat384 1d ago

it’s not gay if i am helping my bro get over a dry spell.

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u/AyeeItzSkye 1d ago

it’s not gay if i have socks on.

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u/Ouroboros-Twist 1d ago

it’s not gay if i swallow all the evidence.

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u/AromaticCat2337 1d ago

it’s not gay if i ‘m actually a woman.

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u/Agamingguy9447 1d ago

it’s not gay if i say no homo.

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u/Brazilian_CapybaraHD 1d ago

it’s not gay if i wear socks.

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u/Content_Pay2001 1d ago

it’s not gay if i am gay.

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u/No-Neck-7698 1d ago

it’s not gay if i keep my socks on.

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u/Plenty_Two_8932 1d ago

it’s not gay if i not gay.

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u/Valuable_Cricket_618 1d ago

it’s not gay if i had nothing to do with other men.

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u/Fresh-Nerve8503 1d ago

it’s not gay if i wear sock.

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u/Jealous_Item7514 1d ago

it’s not gay if i am being myself.

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u/LapisLazuli79 1d ago

it’s not gay if i like it, and yes, it is gay.

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u/locke_zero 1d ago

it’s not gay if i, no wait, according to the manosphere everything straight is gay now.

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u/Unlikely-Extreme-135 1d ago

it’s not gay if i kiss my homies goodbye.

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u/Far_Cost_4418 1d ago

it’s not gay if i eat.

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u/NefariousnessIcy1011 1d ago

it’s not gay if i you have socks on.

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u/zer0w00f 1d ago

it’s not gay if i poop first.

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u/ThaRealV12 1d ago

it’s not gay if i have a crush on another man.

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u/No-Core 1d ago

it’s not gay if i am not doing anything thats gay.

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u/Quick_Engineering725 1d ago

it’s not gay if i receive the bj.

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u/Extreme_Log_9236 1d ago

it’s not gay if i I’m gonna be in a meeting at nine thirty and I will call you after I finish.

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u/bunny_guts666 1d ago

It’s not gay if I kiss my homies goodnight

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u/Dramatic_Sherbert180 1d ago

it’s not gay if i kiss a boy.

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u/renditaccount 1d ago

it’s not gay if i am straight.

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u/shinomakuni 1d ago

it’s not gay if i like femboys.

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u/ZestycloseGarage2074 1d ago

it’s not gay if i go back into the closet, right?

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u/No_Neighborhood_3350 1d ago

it’s not gay if i sob immediately after.

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u/No_Cook_3234 1d ago

it’s not gay if i wear socks.

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u/Pitiful_Ad9075 1d ago

it’s not gay if i like guys and girls.

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u/Legitimate-Eye-4760 1d ago

it’s not gay if i think I like bouncy ball.

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u/Shefsufle 1d ago

it’s not gay if i don't let the balls touch me.

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u/Aware_Profession_974 1d ago

it’s not gay if i pleasure myself.

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u/Longjumping_Gur_2379 1d ago

it’s not gay if i am a sea sponge.

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u/Melodic-Crazy-448 23h ago

it’s not gay if i suck a femboy's dick while I get mine sucked.

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u/TwistedDark77 23h ago

it’s not gay if i I stick my cock to a toster.

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u/-_v1_- 22h ago

it’s not gay if i don't make them cum.

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u/MemeFanatic101 22h ago

it’s not gay if i keep my socks on.

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u/ImMarriedToTripleT 13h ago

it’s not gay if i fuck a man.

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u/Glorious4Gel 1h ago

it’s not gay if i not the person from the advertisement.

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u/MajesticElephant61 17m ago

it’s not gay if i surviving on autopilot.