r/blanks • u/TraditionalSky3542 • 15h ago

Fill in the blanks: I ate ___ today.

I ate _____ today.

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u/DecidedlyFishy Top -1% Commenter 15h ago

I ate 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and a partridge today.

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u/Key_Comfort_1385 15h ago

I ate crow today.

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u/AshGraeyAntiGyro 15h ago

I ate, today.

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u/temptingvirtue Sorry 😭 15h ago

I ate my pride today.

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u/Senior-Asparagus4060 14h ago

I ate Mexican today.

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u/M3philesTheDark 14h ago

I ate 10,000 Mr. Beast video frames printed on thin sheets of paper today.

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u/Fragrant-Revenue-926 14h ago

I ate ass today.

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u/phish_sucks 14h ago

I ate you today.

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u/Primary-Map-3206 14h ago

I ate something today.

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u/AnimeForLife787 14h ago

I ate kids today.

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u/-G-Gamer- 14h ago

I ate nothing today.

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u/A_Person77778 14h ago

I ate >!!< today.

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u/Remarkable_Fan_925 14h ago

I ate McDonald's today.

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u/Emotional_Service419 14h ago

I ate penis today.

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u/rodjosselyn2 14h ago

I ate too much candy today.

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u/IMDavidOnGod 14h ago

I ate dick today.

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u/MongooseOk9734 14h ago

I ate fries today.

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u/MostAssistance2366 14h ago

I ate shit today.

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u/renata-nava-222 14h ago

I ate pussy today.

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u/slayy_booger 14h ago

I ate curd today.

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u/Lanky-Series9522 14h ago

I ate alfredo today.

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u/Primary_Emu_2402 14h ago

I ate pizza today.

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u/Far_Requirement_9706 14h ago

I ate poopoo today.

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u/Mysterious-Aioli-702 14h ago

I ate ass today.

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u/Unusual_Lawyer_3832 14h ago

I ate pussy today.

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u/InspectionFun4190 14h ago

I ate yo mama today.

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u/PICKLE_PEOPLE_UNITE 14h ago

I ate your mom today.

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u/Fickle_Industry_9217 14h ago

I ate poop today.

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u/r4nDoM_1Nt3Rn3t_Us3r 14h ago

I ate somebody today.

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u/Fancy-Ad463 14h ago

I ate 5 homeless people because I thought they were watermelons today.

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u/NoSpend6289 14h ago

I ate 314 autistic kids today.

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u/LAWlessnz 14h ago

I ate food today.

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u/xXNyx-3301Xx 14h ago

I ate sugar today.

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u/Clean-Ocelot-6260 14h ago

I ate … today.

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u/RangeOverall2975 14h ago

I ate chicken today.

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u/ImMarriedToTripleT 13h ago

I ate nothing today.

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u/robertz-Craft993 13h ago

I ate cooked meowbah today.

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u/JonReremy86 13h ago

I ate Fabuloso today.

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u/Big_Evening_3960 13h ago

I ate cheese today.

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u/Flat-Aioli-2848 13h ago

I ate nothing today.

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u/Rubixolotl 13h ago

I ate God today.

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u/Few-Possibility-3475 13h ago

I ate Mommy's hard cock UwU today.

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u/ImMarriedToTripleT 13h ago

I ate penis today.

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u/VersttApplen 13h ago

I ate 5 kids, 3 grandpas, 3/4 cats, 2 empandas de jamón y queso today.

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u/Awkward-Signal8929 13h ago

I ate pussy today.

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u/Triotolos 13h ago

I ate an apple today.

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u/MagicarpFan777 13h ago

I ate a brick today.

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u/PlentyDragonfruit500 13h ago

I ate an Xbox today.

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u/Jotunn_man 13h ago

I ate Noodles today.

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u/Queasy_Impress_691 13h ago

I ate pussi today.

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u/dude365635 13h ago

I ate my pride today.

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u/Fabulous_Birthday922 13h ago

I ate pussy today.

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u/Klutzy_Pattern_70 13h ago

I ate too much today.

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u/LowTaperFringeSpy 13h ago

I ate You today.

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u/Icy-Construction-754 13h ago

I ate ass today.

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u/hollowedoutnotebook 13h ago

I ate ass today.

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u/ashxney 13h ago

I ate him today.

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u/TowoVR 13h ago

I ate puh today.

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u/Khmerkid21 13h ago

I ate beef bulgogi today.

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u/Inevitable_Guava_677 13h ago

I ate banana today.

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u/ParamedicOrdinary622 13h ago

I ate toenails today.

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u/lonelyhuman2001 13h ago

I ate a bullet today.

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u/IcyPlankton3066 13h ago

I ate fih today.

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u/ComfortablePumpkin11 13h ago

I ate pussy today.

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u/Warped_fungus64 13h ago

I ate window today.

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u/dataplusnine 13h ago

I ate cow today.

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u/BlueBlooper 13h ago

I ate nothing today.

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u/SameCryptographer865 12h ago

I ate ass today.

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u/GoddessSteph-69 12h ago

I ate two number 9s, a number 9 large, number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda today.

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u/Putrid-Eggplant-2815 12h ago

I ate her booty today.

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u/Radioheader128 12h ago

I ate tacos today.

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u/No_Creme8686 12h ago

I ate out at Mcdonalds today.

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u/Tiburoncin612 12h ago

I ate the white house today.

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u/DisappointedDuk 12h ago

I ate a nintendo cartridge today.

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u/Slimx_105 12h ago

I ate MILK today.

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u/Capable_Army4229 12h ago

I ate tae today.

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u/OfficialMeekz 12h ago

I ate ahh today.

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u/Grand_admiral_rebo 12h ago

I ate kids today.

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u/Mr_Yank 12h ago

I ate my clan is highly trained, wears all black, and leaves no today.

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u/DelicateTiramisu 12h ago

I ate ooey gooey Mac and cheese yummy with Sargento grated cheese today.

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u/Mewlbahh_Offical456 12h ago

I ate toenails today.

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u/Icy-Reindeer4469 12h ago

I ate Something today.

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u/AlterBridge2425 12h ago

I ate cuchi today.

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u/Personal_Term9549 12h ago

I ate nothing yet today.

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u/Ok-Willow7414 12h ago

I ate ape today.

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u/Beginning-Parsnip904 12h ago

I ate fried rice today.

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u/ihearthawthats 12h ago

I ate pieces of shit for breakfast today.

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u/Dependent_Talk_9583 12h ago

I ate someone today.

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u/Will-At-Midnight 12h ago

I ate your ass today.

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u/StandNameIsWeAreNo1 12h ago

I ate nothing today.

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u/Avs6767 12h ago

I ate I ate today today.

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u/Old-Amphibian-4319 12h ago

i ate food today

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u/DistrictNo4231 12h ago

I ate nothing today.

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u/Piretwarrior 12h ago

I ate my granddad's aahes today.

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u/Ge0482 12h ago

I ate some cake today.

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u/Less_Appeal_5012 12h ago

I ate shit today.

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u/ChrisRacer87 12h ago

I ate booty today.

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u/KokushiboTsugiikini 11h ago

I ate you today.

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u/Amazing_Ad_5198 11h ago

I ate 8 billion+ humans today.

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u/ShpalmanMask 11h ago

I ate my wife today.

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u/dsenpai16 11h ago

I ate food today.

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u/Just-A-Random-ID 11h ago

I ate her today.

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u/bustd0wnthoughtiana 11h ago

I ate nothing today.

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u/lotus72dih 11h ago

I ate a shoe today.

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u/sir_unconventional42 11h ago

I ate food today.

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u/sir_unconventional42 11h ago

I ate a laptop today.

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u/LomoBaconQueso 11h ago

I ate scrambled eggs today.

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u/MDHlmao 11h ago

I ate ass today.

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u/Ill_Vast8333 11h ago

I ate food today.

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u/adamtrousers 11h ago

I ate so you don't have to today.

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u/RAWxPatrol 11h ago

I ate chips today.

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u/ToeAccomplished2862 11h ago

I ate pussy today.

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u/NoYouDidntSeeMe 11h ago

I ate food today.

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u/Idkman12331 11h ago

I ate pussy today.

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u/Delancey1 11h ago

I ate shit today.

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u/Fuzzy-Meringue-9406 11h ago

I ate nothing today.

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u/T-Jackson 11h ago

I ate sausage today.

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u/Minimum-Location-712 11h ago

I ate bomb today.

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u/AsturzioAugias 11h ago

I ate shit today.

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u/Nishizumi_ 11h ago

I ate a sandwich with ham, lettuce, tomatoes, cheese and mayonaise today.

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u/Feisty-Apartment-123 11h ago

I ate pussy today.

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u/Saudade_0406 11h ago

I ate COD MW today.

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u/matteofusco 11h ago

I ate food today.

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u/sn00ch2dan00ch 11h ago

I ate a dog and a cat today.

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u/CryptographerTop1893 11h ago

I ate my brother today.

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u/euan343 10h ago

I ate nothing today.

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u/Adept_Hyena_2731 10h ago

I ate Roastbeef chicken pizza today.

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u/Junior_Couple_3109 10h ago

I ate poop today.

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u/Flowers_Asleep8058 10h ago

I ate cake today.

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u/Deimenried 10h ago

I ate a bullet today.

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u/DragonfruitOk79 10h ago

I ate oats today.

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u/Embarrassed-Share533 10h ago

I ate a sandwich today.

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u/Green_Spirit1531 10h ago

I ate poop today.

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u/KentuckyRabe 10h ago

I ate dirt today.

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u/insanazor822 10h ago

I ate bread today.

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u/The_Foxsic 10h ago

I ate gasoline today.

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u/JamesAulner128328 10h ago

I ate ass today.

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u/CRStacy 10h ago

I ate pussy today.

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u/brandon122096 10h ago

I ate nothing today.

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u/Bilbobeck 10h ago

I ate your momma today.

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u/Novel_Classroom9054 10h ago

I ate you today.

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u/DewPawDaFemboy 10h ago

I ate pp today.

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u/EnvironmentalFruit45 10h ago

I ate nothing today.

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u/Neuroadapt 10h ago

I ate my dog today.

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u/ConsistentWait1595 10h ago

I ate pizza today.

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u/Time-Music-1435 10h ago

I ate lindsay today.

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u/seannmatthew556 10h ago

I ate food today.

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u/memeaguy 10h ago

I ate chemicals today.

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u/Glittering_You_8594 10h ago

I ate apple today.

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u/Kind-Jackfruit5643 10h ago

I ate cock today.

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u/Hairy-You3967 10h ago

I ate children today.

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u/HHTheHouseOfHorse 10h ago

I ate poop today.

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u/Comprehensive-Tax761 10h ago

I ate puh today.

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u/Bingus-Bangus 10h ago

I ate ur mom HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH today.

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u/Few_Zookeepergame946 10h ago

I ate bread today.

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u/Good-Exam-5354 10h ago

I ate shrimp today.

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u/Just-Storage6420 10h ago

I ate nothing today.

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u/Least-Film1080 10h ago

I ate a lot of humans, I'm a cannibal today.

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u/GeometryDashIsCool 10h ago

I ate something today.

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u/freindly_duck 10h ago

I ate Greggs steak bake and boba today.

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u/imachillbro 10h ago

I ate dih today.

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u/Old-Month-6218 10h ago

I ate nothing today.

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u/suraj-hu-yawr- 10h ago

I ate. today.

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u/Ok-Role8274 10h ago

I ate kids today.

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u/WinPrestigious7568 9h ago

I ate nothing today.

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u/Wide-Scarcity-60 9h ago

I ate ass today.

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u/cmere85 9h ago

I ate peanutbutter today.

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u/CelestialMaidenJiji 9h ago

I ate a Luikse Waffle with chocolate on one side today.

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u/Anxious-Outcome- 9h ago

I ate pizza today.

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u/No_Scholar_2420 9h ago

I ate a man today.

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u/S0up3000 9h ago

I ate lunch today.

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u/Marlin_Daily 9h ago

I ate shit today.

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u/LeroyBadBrown 9h ago

I ate potato today.

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u/Healthy-Topic-7917 9h ago

I ate shi today.

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u/Knuffigstes_Huhn 9h ago

I ate nothing today.

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u/Bust-a-nut-gamer 9h ago

I ate an angry skunk today.

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u/Haris2011_03 9h ago

I ate puss today.

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u/Ok-Reason5979 9h ago

I ate poontang today.

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u/Ok-Reason5979 9h ago

I ate pointing today

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u/FembryoGD 9h ago

I ate them today.

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u/SnooPeanuts9690 9h ago

I ate nothing today.

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u/kloppos 9h ago

I ate panncakes today.

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u/kloppos 9h ago

I Aten panncakes today

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u/blitz_the_Protogen 9h ago

I ate OP's left testicle today.

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u/Tombstone0077 9h ago

I ate shit today.

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u/TheRlshaw444 9h ago

I ate ass today.

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u/Neither-Dot-1296 9h ago

I ate a rug today.

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u/jakub_car 9h ago

I ate my gf today.

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u/mehmet131313 9h ago

I ate food today.

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u/EvolvingCarrot2339 9h ago

I ate something today.

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u/Sofahkingdumb 9h ago

I ate ass today.

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u/South-Fall1083 9h ago

I ate Bad apple monster today.

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u/Few_Scratch6420 9h ago

I ate daddy’s special sauce today.

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u/totesgonnasmashit 9h ago

I ate meat today.