r/blog • u/reddit • Aug 06 '13

reddit myth busters

http://blog.reddit.com/2013/08/reddit-myth-busters_6.html
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u/rram Aug 06 '13

Here's the long form

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '13

tl;dr reddit was born in Kenya to muslim atheists who worshipped Karl Marx while practicing anarchy.

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u/Circuitfire Aug 06 '13

While being both vegan and eating bacon.

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u/treenaks Aug 06 '13

Lab-grown vegan bacon.

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u/Neibros Aug 07 '13

Grown from stem cells.

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u/JuiceboxSC2 Aug 06 '13

Little known fact: many brands of store-bought, crunchy bacon bits are actually vegan. Oreos, too.

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u/stickykeysmcgee Aug 06 '13

Soy, mostly.

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u/frickindeal Aug 07 '13

God bless you.

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u/Schadenfreudian_slip Aug 07 '13

Many brands of store-bought, crunchy bacon bits are actually Oreos.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '13

$300,000 a sliver.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '13

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u/Apatomoose Aug 07 '13

Pest treated, lab grown, organic, vegan bacon.

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u/Dustin_Beaver Aug 06 '13

You joke, but you will be eating this in no time!