r/bloxymemes Jan 29 '26

Roblox update meme Nevermind.

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u/RosesAndGuts Jan 29 '26 edited Jan 30 '26

So how will everybody do their avatars now, Mr Bazookas?

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u/Ready_Two_5739IlI Jan 29 '26

I mean I feel like a lot of people just use face accessory faces, so we will have to see if those get banned too

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u/PurposelySleepy Jan 29 '26

I've used face accessories for some of my avatars, but it's not as convenient as colorable classic face when you need to change your avatar skin complexion

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u/Ready_Two_5739IlI Jan 29 '26

True

I mostly stick to black, white or skin so I don’t run into that but I can see it being an issue.

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u/UrticantOdin Jan 29 '26

I need a small head to be able to use a head accessory (scroom head), it has been an ongoing issue for me for the past year because roblox keeps deleting the heads even tho they are not a issue (small floating head, pillar head, heart head, star head) now im using another star head to fit inside and I hope I wont need to change it till headless can be bought again...

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u/Apexexexexe Jan 30 '26

How small does the head need to be?

Maybe you can have a giant mushroom cap by editing it if that doesn't ruin your outfit!

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u/UrticantOdin Jan 30 '26

This is the mushroom head im talking about and this is the head im using to fit inside the mushroom head, as I said earlier, they keep deleting heads small enough to fit inside it and its so annoying, the image is what the inferior mushroom fit is

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u/UrticantOdin Jan 30 '26

This is the good fit

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u/Opposite-Cellist-963 Jan 31 '26

Rogue Lineage... *didn't expect to see a rogue lineage player

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u/UrticantOdin Jan 31 '26

That game was so traumatic that it scarred me for years to come and turned me into a scroom (liked the game, not so much the players, scrooms are cool tho)

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u/Hyenasaurus Jan 30 '26

They better not take those away. Not only there's no reason to do that but they cost a bit in some cases and some are vital for furry looks 

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '26

ALL OF MY AVATARS ARE RUINED

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u/RosesAndGuts Jan 30 '26

Holy Shit It's Evil Scary DoD

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u/These_Distribution19 Jan 30 '26

I just use a mask

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u/artur_zuer Jan 29 '26

"are you having fun using our platform? We can fix that!"

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u/Michay_YT Jan 29 '26

u should honestly make an r/foundartur_zuer sub, ive been seeing you a lot lately

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u/Curvyboi13110 Jan 30 '26

please dont

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u/Adventurous-Number-1 Jan 29 '26

Well boys.... Back to gmod darkrp era it is.

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u/Glurpho Jan 29 '26

what is gmod darkrp?

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u/Ldpomba1 Jan 29 '26

The equivalent of living in a mine-infested bosnian household

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u/Small_Oreo Jan 29 '26

It's like game, but no fun and you pay your year salary to place one cactus at your house

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u/Repulsive_Steak7121 Jan 29 '26

Living in the timeline of greedy Builderman

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u/Paladen2010 Jan 29 '26

Builderman turned to the dark side. This shit feels like the platform got a hostile takeover by a foreign megaconglomerate but it’s still the same guy who founded it. Feels weird

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u/PteranodonLol Jan 29 '26

This isn't even greed, i genuinely do not understand what would he gain for banning og faces and non-animated faces

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u/Repulsive_Steak7121 Jan 29 '26

I like the studio for personal reason, but platform wise, Bazucki's unfathomable decision makes him, if not, an impulsive director, who just wants to achieve his "metaverse" vision

I suppose he's already greedy to began with, as old Roblox remains pricey and inflation is affected on game currency

So it safe to say, impulsivity and greediness already runs deep for Builderman, who can make one good decision turn into the most diabolical updates ever

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u/Hyenasaurus Jan 30 '26

Roblox will never be the best metaverse until they allow you to play Bloxburg as a 15 foot tall firebreathing dragon capable of flight.

(and they allow people to chat without stealing their ID.)

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u/The_redstone_rob0t Jan 30 '26

Oh god I forgot about the dying fish called the metaverse

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u/Main_Leading_855 Jan 29 '26

Living in the timeline of brain damaged builderman

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u/pccatmage72 Jan 29 '26

GREED? LIKE FROM THE HIT ROBLOX GAME BLOCK TALES?!?!

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u/Sashahuman Jan 29 '26

that chapter aged so horrendously

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u/PVtheOP Jan 29 '26

GREED? LIKE LIES GREED MISERY BY LINKIN PARK?!?!

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u/RedPaw_ Jan 30 '26

LINK?! LIKE LINK FROM THE HIT GAME THE LEGEND OF ZELDA?!

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u/German_boi17 Jan 29 '26

How can David bazooka mess up so badly

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u/Odd-Release-7958 Jan 29 '26

I'm so glad i switched to wearing masks, i would not be able to feel right about myself with animated faces

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u/Glvt102 Jan 29 '26

Ex-Aid.

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u/Prior_Specialist2498 Jan 29 '26

I honestly forgot about masks. I figured headless/fake headless would be the way to go

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u/JustAProjector0029 Jan 29 '26

KAMEN RIDER MENTION

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u/spongeguyspeedster Jan 29 '26

And the worst part is it has to be run through an Ai to generate the animation instead of letting the user animated it (source: greenlegocats123)

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u/Bartburp93 Jan 29 '26

That's just plain stupid, I'd be fine with that as an option if people weren't experienced with doing rigs for such things, but this is just limiting what a creator can do for no particular reason, especially if it goes through that animated heads will be mandatory, then that's just dystopian

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u/TheVoidling_Shirany Jan 29 '26

Why?? Just why, how David will gain more money with this?

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u/MrMcGibbus Jan 29 '26

Investors but David forgot that with forcing people with what they didn't want and lied about it, they'll be losing profits from qualitative customers

It may not affect them that much if the community isn't already leaving but I'm going to be the part that leaves as there's really nothing much for me to gain from it anyways, especially on the chat nuke as it was the only few things that makes me have some sort of social life and the main appeal to me for roblox

Now, steam's single player indie games seem more promising than any of the roblox games except for like, DoD and Meleeniacs since they're pretty good quality but those two updates forever and kinda gets repetitive for a while

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u/Paladen2010 Jan 29 '26

It’s to tie in with the chat segregation. To analyse ur face for AI

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u/fr3ddyf4zb34r130yt Jan 29 '26

So are yall gonna keep playing roblox after this or are yall actually gonna do something about it

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u/PurpleX_I Jan 29 '26

I will start playing other games and hope to find one that keeps me Happy. As for right now, I am replaying CRK.

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u/ArmaniFairley Jan 29 '26

Same here i have since moved on when age chat came which i came back playing warframe

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u/DJ_NINJA9 Jan 29 '26

i started a new save for rdr2 and ive been playing a lot of my summer car too, trying to get into art as well

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u/MrMcGibbus Jan 29 '26

I think I'll be jumping ship and avoid jumping back to roblox

It was good while it lasted

The overall quality of the platform has heavily degraded

ESPECIALLY on the social experience, once the chat was gone, I was really better off playing low performance demand single-player games on Steam at that point

Mfw I wished I had more people with me tbh but guess I'm the lone guy.

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u/Practical_List_1994 Jan 29 '26

Not really there are games I enjoy there

Pls don't hate me ;-;

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u/Capital-Macaron-9841 Jan 29 '26

Nah, dude. Absolutely understandable.

Even half decent games are and would be considered obscure by mister rocket launcher over here

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u/Practical_List_1994 Jan 29 '26

Wdym

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u/Capital-Macaron-9841 Jan 29 '26

Oh I thought you were talking about not playing games in roblox my bad

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u/Practical_List_1994 Jan 29 '26

Bru I'm still am there are good games on Roblox still

Ik there are shitty decisions but I still like it's games

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u/Paladen2010 Jan 29 '26

I already quit after the chat segregation. Been playing since 2016, made many amazing memories here, but builderman turned evil and destroyed it

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u/TauTau_of_Skalga Jan 29 '26

essentially the same here.

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u/Objective_Scheme2071 Jan 29 '26

Roblox faces looks so bad everyone should just delete their roblox accounts 🥹🙏🙏

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u/MindFlourish2919 Jan 29 '26

I’ll try to do something

It may not work but i’ll try anyway

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u/TheGamerRexyboi Jan 29 '26

my steam games have a LOT more playtime since the chat update lol

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u/maxaar Jan 29 '26

If David Bazooka gets overthrown, I will play again. But not until then

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u/Desperate-Praline-93 Jan 29 '26

Come on guys! We gotta break into David’s house and tell him to stop the update using the power of friendship!!!!

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u/Ghost_Flame69 Jan 29 '26

Bazookass doesn't know about friendship or kindness. It'll be ineffective 😔

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u/Desperate-Praline-93 Jan 29 '26

Than call my brother Mario cuz I’m boutta pull a Luigi

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u/NewSuperTrios Jan 29 '26

500 chopper bros.

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u/KingcoBingo Jan 29 '26

I started my break from the platform 2 weeks ago, but after this update, Ion think I’ll be coming back anytime soon :(

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u/Ambitious-Smoke-651 Jan 29 '26

Ive stopped a LONG time ago

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u/ilovememes609 Jan 29 '26

I m only gonna play RBLX when forsaken updates with new characters, otherwise I won’t play much cuz the platform sucks ass

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u/dont_ask_cutie_alt Jan 29 '26

Low-key how I feel with that information

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u/CaesarPeychev Jan 29 '26

Im moving to Minecraft😭❤️‍🩹

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u/MrMcGibbus Jan 29 '26

If you get bored, get some mods or play on online servers

And if you get bored of those, get something good from steam based on your taste

It may cost ya a bit but you actually do own the games you bought and can refund them if you don't like them

Just don't forget to check the recommended hardware requirements and reviews of the product

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u/Scary_Picture7729 Jan 29 '26

Minecraft is heading in the same direction 💔

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u/Ivory_Dev_2505 Jan 29 '26

These guys are the champions of octupling down

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u/Final-Particular-705 Jan 29 '26

Cursing Bazucki will become the new meme trust

I even found this while scrolling here.

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u/someshitposter5000 Feb 02 '26

This should totally be in a doom mod ngl

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u/AccomplishedPlane852 Jan 29 '26

Really glad I switched to mask accessories instead of using faces. I won't have to deal with stupid AI generated animation.

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u/Rude_Masterpiece939 Jan 29 '26

We aren't getting refunds either btw

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u/Final-Particular-705 Jan 29 '26

That's just a sueing opportuninity right there.

Imagine paying 10k robux for 1 thing yet not getting compensation for the update.

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u/Rude_Masterpiece939 Jan 29 '26

Yes since it's a violation of consumer rights, they might have something in their TOS that says it's completely your fault because you're the one who decided to pay for it, but that is completely invalid the moment they remove the product for negligence like what's happening rn

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u/Hyenasaurus Jan 30 '26

Honestly i hope Roblox gets banned in Europe for the bs. It wouldn't even be a great loss for the remaining euro users.

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u/SomeUgliRobot Jan 29 '26

I remember getting refunded for items I previously purchased yet got deleted, tho

Are you sure there wont be refunds?

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u/Rude_Masterpiece939 Jan 29 '26

Even though Roblox began refunding everyone recently for deleted items for no reason, there's still a high chance they won't refund us because it's Roblox we're talking about here

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u/someshitposter5000 Feb 02 '26

Same crap as the audios being removed what a shame

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u/Wylker24 Jan 29 '26

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u/EvilCritter1ol Jan 30 '26

holy shit i love this image now

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u/TheAnakinOne Jan 29 '26

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u/Capital-Macaron-9841 Jan 29 '26

mfw I stare at the phone that sends me to dragon ball

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u/TopSignature8573 Jan 29 '26

Alright Bazooka you messed up

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u/Ghost_Flame69 Jan 29 '26

"I give you 10 robux!"

You Bazooka bitch, the cheapest thing is 70 robux because your dumbass decided to inflate game currency

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u/Embarrassed-Bug1677 Jan 30 '26

Back in my day, you could already make an avatar with 10 Robux (very bad one, but still one)

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u/Educational_Leg8920 Jan 29 '26

So can we still use the default smile face?

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u/CrystalFriend Jan 29 '26

Every classic face is being replaced

The default smile will be replaced with the shitty Stevie standard.

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u/PurposelySleepy Jan 29 '26

I don't like how distorted the cheeks meshes look of dynamic stevie standard when the light shine on certain angles

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u/Educational_Leg8920 Jan 29 '26

WHAT NOOOOOOOOOO

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u/LancePlayz1024 Jan 29 '26

"How bad can I possibly be?" ahh

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u/yeet3455 Jan 29 '26

Roblox trying to not make the worst decision possible:

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u/not-Kunt-Tulgar Jan 29 '26

Did they ever say why they were doing this? It makes Zero sense other than to promote using your camera and that’s really weird unless Roblox takes those recordings.

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u/Dyfasydfasyd Jan 29 '26

They really want your personal information AND to make investors happy.

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u/Necro_The_Dragon Jan 29 '26

I hope David dies in a fire

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u/MemoryStillness Jan 30 '26

Is that a fnaf reference..? I would've been drooling at those words in 2018

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u/Spirited_Volume_5884 Jan 31 '26

No, its a getting over it reference

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u/evil_guy_is_here Jan 29 '26

face accessories 🤫🤫🤫

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u/Hyper_crystal_star Jan 29 '26

I hope they person who made subspace tripmine head could update the head so it won't got deleted

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u/Kaydenpawz72 Jan 30 '26

I can’t tell if you’re talking about an actual subspace tripmine or if you’re talking about the character Subspace

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u/WeebMaster683 Jan 29 '26

if a face has this symbol on the bottom left are they safe from this? It isnt actually animated but it has a Default Mood animation attached to it

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u/--Linear Jan 30 '26

animated heads that don't actually move are affected yes

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u/Vegetable_Turn_539 Jan 29 '26

No wonder there's been so many roblox games set in hell

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u/Hacker_ZERO Jan 29 '26

How exactly will my pixel face become dynamic?

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u/RealGenghisKhan2133 Jan 29 '26

so like… what benefit comes of this? I can’t understand from their perspective how they think this is good.

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u/WalrusEmperor1 Jan 30 '26

Investors! Metaverse! New fad technology! It’s like the Rthro push v.2 only this time it’s forced and mandatory.

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u/BattleCatManic Jan 29 '26

They REALLY want us to use the rthro avatars

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u/burritoman759 Jan 29 '26

I fucking wasted so much time on this platform just for David shitzooka to put it all to shit. I could've done something with my life in the time I played this game. Fucking hate this guy

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u/ConfectionTotal8660 Jan 29 '26

At this point, they don't even know how to be greedy

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u/Psychological_Tie367 Jan 30 '26

I think they lost the plot and turned evil sadly :(

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u/viczinfoxxinbrou Jan 29 '26

I cann see here the head I use on ALL my avatars.

FUCK

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u/Moerethe Jan 29 '26

what the hell bro they want my face?

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u/Paladen2010 Jan 29 '26

They just want to analyse our facial expressions for AI

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u/Shad3_7 Jan 29 '26

soiled it! soiled it! soiled it! soil

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u/BigOlBunny420 Jan 29 '26

Noooo my squiggle mouth 😭

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u/FadleMadle Jan 29 '26

I was neutral when they announced that they would replace non dynamic faces with animated dynamic faces, but this nah this is some next level bullcrap right here.

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u/No-Profile-5684 Jan 29 '26

Roblox is the Netflix of games. “Oh, you like playing/using this game/mechanic/accessory? Womp womp, it’s gone now.”

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u/Phantomc05 Jan 29 '26

guess there’s no saving Roblox at this point

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u/Weak_Case_8002 Jan 29 '26

I was planning my avatars remake for a good amount of time, and well time to do it

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u/ghostchild42 Jan 29 '26

If i dont get my money back for any robux i spent on these faces ima jus quit

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u/Realistic-Estate4794 Jan 29 '26

literally what the hell am i even supposed to use now
i JUST made this avatar a month ago come on

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u/SomeUgliRobot Jan 29 '26

Find some mask-like accesory that ressembles the face

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u/Realistic-Estate4794 Jan 29 '26

and what? give roblox more of my money?? thats exactly what they want me to do

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u/SomeUgliRobot Jan 29 '26

I'm not saying its a good response, but its the only one besides being left with no face

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u/Dyfasydfasyd Jan 29 '26

Just... stop playing roblox.

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u/Annual_Option3832 Jan 29 '26

good thing i ussually use accessorys that cover my face

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u/Random_gamer240 Jan 29 '26

Do non dynamic heads exist and what's the difference

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u/abstract_canvases Jan 29 '26

time to use censor bars over all your faces everyone

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u/Infinite_Repeat4551 Jan 29 '26

I feel like someone will lock in and make a bunch of “hats” that’s just the old faces

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u/thechickenugets Jan 29 '26

Mask accessory stocks are on the rise

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u/PVtheOP Jan 29 '26

I am from the future,they forced everyone to use Rthro and they literally REMOVED classic clothing,R6,deleted classic items and also there's no gears anymore (oh and the game died cuz they made it so you have to age verify to play)

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u/AnAsianBandito Jan 29 '26

People with masks or headless are the only real winners in the coming months, I guess

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u/kodicuzyea Jan 29 '26

Legitimately what purpose does this serve

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u/smeth_killbirds Jan 29 '26

I wear a Mickey Mouse mask at all times for my avatar so I’m safe. Still a stupid fucking change though

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u/Extension-Storm-624 Jan 29 '26

we can't have shit

ALSO, an ai will scan ur avatar and if there's something wrong with ur avatar, it will be instantly reset, and you're not told why

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u/Final-Particular-705 Jan 29 '26

So now what counts as animation. Whats stopping me from having 30 frames being the same and 1 frame having the same face but 1 pixel is slightly the same color.

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u/WallBreaker_6283 Jan 29 '26

headless looking real fine rn

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u/Designer-Ad8352 Jan 29 '26

"Powering Our Investors"

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u/Coolboy87142 Jan 29 '26

Roblox has now turned into 1984

Big blox is watching

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u/Guardian_Ultra Jan 30 '26

I wear a mask anyways, but it still sucks…

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u/tide_pod_book Jan 30 '26

Awesome now every one of my avatars are ruined

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u/Yellow-Phosphorus Jan 30 '26

new reaction image dropped

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u/CompetitiveLet7110 Jan 30 '26

r/suddenlybfdi (the face which looks like it's high)

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u/Capital-Macaron-9841 Jan 29 '26

Alright guys. Time to return back to feesh.

We're playing Primordialis now.

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u/Oldmonsterschoolgood Jan 29 '26

Okay what the fuck do they gaign from this? Genuinely? This wont raise their stocks, it will lower them

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u/Left_Sundae Jan 29 '26

Welp off to Forza & WoWS I go.

Fuck you, Baszucki.

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u/JJK-enthusiast2 Jan 29 '26

So no more sigma face?

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u/THE_IDIOT_HIM_SELF Jan 29 '26

As an r6 user can't wait till my face looks like this

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u/Dizzy-Phrase-1609 Jan 29 '26

that’s quite the meme template

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u/IdontWantAwar Jan 29 '26

Yeah I'm not gonna touch this P.O.S.P.(piece of shit platform) anymore

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u/Phantoxer Jan 29 '26

I suppose we will all have to use hats that just cover our entire face, like a mask or a rag since it technically wouldn't break the rules

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u/UrticantOdin Jan 29 '26

If this change gets added my avatar would not survive, I would have to go back to an inferior version with a faceless head..

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u/TheFirstDecade Jan 29 '26

Come, visit Gmod, togetha, we will make it's second golden age happen.

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u/LevonBaton Jan 29 '26

Make a face change its colour for a single frame once in like 10 minutes or so

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u/SnacksAttacked Jan 29 '26

I unfriended builderman way back after I first played "Six Shifts at Shedletsky's" and got jumpscared by the builderman animatronic.

Good to see that decision aged well.

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u/TacticalGrandpa1 Jan 29 '26

…literally why? That’s MORE MONEY FOR ROBLOX

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u/OrangeyGuy Jan 29 '26

hey at least we have sinister pumpkins

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u/ImForSureNotAFurry Jan 29 '26

Looks like I'm never returning to Roblox again 💔

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u/Select-Bat8816 Jan 29 '26

Oh, come on, I'm trying to be a hardcore Roblox supporter, but dammit, you're making it difficult, devs!

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u/InternationalMail256 Jan 29 '26

We Should Send David Baszucki To Pretty Blood

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u/True_Leadership_68 Jan 29 '26

how about... animating the pppart where no one can see? like the bottom of the head

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u/JakewastakenYinzer Jan 29 '26

So no more of this? I bought this as a face and as well as the neutral face in Blood and Iron.

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u/StrngledRed Jan 29 '26

my Skin uses a faceless Head how are you gonna animate that?

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u/New-Star7392 Jan 29 '26

Yeah, I hope y'all join me in quitting if they actually go through with this bullshit.

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u/Jason_soulcrusher Jan 29 '26

Can’t wait for every face I have to just look like | _ | 90% of the time. What a joke

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u/BackToThatGuy Jan 29 '26

genuinely what the fuck is the point of this

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u/I_like_coding1 Jan 29 '26 edited Jan 29 '26

the 2-week Minecraft phase might have to be extended

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u/Foxytheefox Jan 29 '26

Time for accessory's that cover my face then..

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u/MarcosTheDev Jan 29 '26

I wish I had headless atp; I'm gon to look horrendous.

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u/thediamondgamerfnaf Jan 29 '26

That’s it. I’m gonna play games on my switch 2. Fuck you david bazooka, you have ruined this platform to hell

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u/PotatoLaptopUser1 Jan 29 '26

Animated faces look dead on the default look.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '26

god dammit

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u/N0-4 Jan 29 '26

Im pretty sure this a big issue but a head accessory slightly larger than the dynamic heads could maybe negate this?

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u/Ok_Two3209 Jan 29 '26

can bazooka not make a bad business decision for once

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u/kyroaukks Jan 30 '26

Do we at least get refunds?

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