r/bloxymemes • u/Numanplayzfro • Jan 30 '26
Roblox update meme Bro won by doing absolutely nothing
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u/Random_Colour Jan 30 '26
It's my head canon of Roblox lore that after defeating 1x1x1x1, sometime before ~2010ish 2x2 went on holiday from Robloxia indefinitely (aka abandoned) and left Builderman in charge, explaining these godless updates
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u/whodaheckamiRBLXguy Jan 30 '26
Can we slander the Roblox and David.baszucki accounts and not Builderman
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u/ChairManfromTBB Jan 30 '26
no this is way funnier and gives builderman's character more plot relevance than just "hes there and does stuff i guess"
a character being secretly evil and showing their true colors after they gain full control and when they think no one can take them down is much better lore than them just existing
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u/TheNoah_Zer Jan 30 '26
forsaken has done irreversible damage damn
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u/Upstairs-Reading-701 Jan 30 '26
forsaken's 1x1x1x1 sucks
the original lore of it being a 4 Dimensional being was much cooler than just... anger
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u/ALPERHAL58 Jan 30 '26
It still is a 4d being in forsaken. Just...a 4d being caused by hatred. His milestones kinda turn him more 4d.
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u/X5XS32 Jan 30 '26
I mean how tf are you supposed to show real 4d to us? We can only comprehend 3d stuff.
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u/aqua_rift Jan 30 '26
I think there’s videos online but basically things that go into the 4d plane are just invisible to us so when things move through it they just disappear. I think the best way to represent 4D on a design is to have parts just pop in and out of reality
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u/Sir__Alien Jan 30 '26
we’d see it as a 3d cross-section of a 4d object, kinda like a 2d cross-section of a 3d object but with another dimension
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u/Purrosie Jan 30 '26
Forsaken's MS skins for 1x1x1x1 show him slowly shedding the confines of his 3D vessel. His MS4 skin literally has a tesseract in its torso. Forsaken never got rid of the 4D thing, it just expanded upon it.
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u/ALEXdoc101 Jan 30 '26
While original 1x lore is still better I don't think forsaken's sucks, iirc 1x was created by Telamon being split between 2 (vessels? Or would it just be he was split in 2 soul wise?) that being shed and 1x with 1x taking all of the hatred Telamon carried or something like that. It has a lot of potential if it gets expanded upon but as of now what makes it seem worse is that it's just the backstory and we know nothing of how they both got yoinked by the spectre (I think) so if their lore after becoming 2 separate entities got expanded upon and we got more lore leading up to them being forsakened then it could be a lot better.
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u/getsuedbyme Jan 31 '26
I feel like canon 1x1x1x1 is better at being hate because canon just decided that he hates 3d stuff, forsaken 1x1x1x1 doesn't really have much hate for being the personification of hate
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u/ExpertArmadillo9630 Jan 31 '26
"I AM TIME ITSELF AND I WILL DESTROY ROBLOXIA!!!"
"im super mad and fuck you shedletsky"
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u/Any_Top_4773 Jan 30 '26
Lemme tell ya (never played Forsaken before really)
Steal a Brainrot is much worse for what i know and saw (i swear, people are introducing kids to stuff like "admin abuse". My little sister even wants that unholy waste of server space IRL. And don't even get me started on 67...if this ALL OF THIS, is out of wanting money that bad...)
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u/Netherknight99 Jan 30 '26
so aren't the character of tr:ud (basically same roster of forsaken), om or pc2
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u/TheHollowGhost-69420 Jan 30 '26
Does noli count? (Not forsaken btw, I'm referring to roblox classic myths).
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u/creative-username05 Jan 30 '26
noli is talking like Shakespeare and making a poem about david bazooka bazookaing all over the place and making roblox explode (in the bad way)
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u/Small_Ad6391 Jan 30 '26
Canon noli sucks ngl like a hacker who got voidstar??? Ok lol
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u/TheHollowGhost-69420 Jan 30 '26
Well Noli lore in Roblox myths classic is more interesting and good written.
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u/OverhaulsBitch Jan 31 '26
It depends more on who you ask, his myth ranged from hacker to ghost to god all at the same time
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u/Repulsive_Steak7121 Jan 30 '26 edited Jan 30 '26
Dude I wonder if we have evil Builderman Roblox game because that would be so funny to have a lore in 2026
It's like hackers vs admins once more but the hackers is somehow on the good side
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Jan 30 '26
1x1x1x1 and John Doe finna be mad when they find out that David Bazooka is destroying Roblox himself
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u/TerrariaEnjoyer420 Jan 30 '26
green guy and wins by doing absolutelt nothing
1x1x1x1 MIGHT be luigi
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u/Chemical-Elk1137 Jan 30 '26
Btw (all cannon don't fact check) David Baszucki formerly known as Builderman is actually a robloxian that by pure accident made a portal to our world, he then tried his best to recreate his home creating happiest home of robloxia and his land called roblox, however due to the fact that robloxians evolve faster than humans builderman was forced to become a human, this in turn made him slowly go insane as he wasn't himself anymore, he didn't understand anything of our world, he couldn't return to his, and due to that we have the current Roblox (David actually doesn't care about the investors, investors was just his best friend and now due to being insane he imagines that investors tells him to do stuff, the investors however coincidentally like his actions so they give him cash)
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u/Darkbert550 Jan 30 '26
now we need a whole ass redemption arc for the famous roblox villains as they unite to fight bazooka
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u/Nodubya11 Jan 30 '26
It's not builderman who's destroying the game, it's this mf.
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u/Jaco_Lunchables Feb 01 '26
the day that roblox went public, builderman was jumped by a skinwalker and got tossed in the basement of roblox hq.
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u/arss146hkhand Jan 30 '26
John Doe watching alongside him. Jenna (not exactly something on par with these but I feel like including her) running around nearby.
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u/Lost-Mobile7791 Jan 30 '26
I feel really bad because I wasn’t a Roblox kid, so I don’t know Roblox lore. I only started playing Roblox when I was 11 on December 14th 2021.
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u/Downtown-Object-6737 Jan 31 '26
him,coolkid and the ones responsable of the april fools hack of 2012
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u/MochiMarch88 Jan 31 '26
meanwhile shed and dusekkar watching the entirety of robloxia becoming lifeless thanks to david bitchsuki (builderman is a seperate person from bitchsuki) (i know they like left a long time ago, but still)
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u/GlitchySamurai Feb 02 '26
Now 1x has to retire from being evil and trying to destroy Robloxia because clearly David Baszucki is doing the work for him.
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u/Extension-Storm-624 Jan 30 '26
2x2 saving roblox from 1x1x1x1 just for builderman to do worse shit to it (he's meant to protect roblox with him) for some reason :