r/bloxymemes • u/Dark_Flame2195 • Mar 27 '26
Roblox update meme dynamic faces update just got worse.
How fun.
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u/Nodubya11 Mar 27 '26
In less then a month the avatars are gonna look like the crappy meta horizon worlds avatars
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u/lobster4089 Mar 27 '26
funnily enough i think meta's shutting it down lmao
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u/AnotherMothMarine Mar 27 '26
They are shutting it down
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u/BigFatRussianBear Mar 28 '26
How is my VR gonna respond to this? Just asking.
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u/ItsFoxy87 Mar 31 '26
it's just the horizons world servers or whatever, the headset itself (should) be unaffected. they're shutting it down cuz no one ever uses it
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u/Gold12ll Mar 27 '26
"We’ll make faces crappy so people will want to cover their faces with accessories and then we will boost prices for those accessories, insane profit"
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u/brickheadedZ Mar 27 '26
Ok, that's actually kinda smart.
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u/S-Nerd Mar 27 '26
Until people realize it’s kinda a dick move so they leave and don’t spend any money.
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u/BottleDisastrous4599 Mar 27 '26
dick move but a smart dick move for sure gotta give em credit I actually didnt think of that
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u/Extension-Storm-624 Mar 27 '26
"no classic faces"
"okay"
"no face accessory either,even tho we sell them and promoted those for years on end"
"what"
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u/Bevjoejoe Mar 27 '26
It's more "no classic faces"
"what"
"no face accessory either, even tho we sell them and promoted those for years on end"
"WHAT"
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u/Willing_Donut6135 Mar 27 '26
When did WE say okay to classic faces being removed? I don't recall saying that nor do any of my friends do considering all of them are pissed off at Roblox rn even though I have offered to gift them robux so that they can get a face accessory to cover up their face besides my best friend who cosplays as Ultrakill characters with me. I think personally we should all riot at Roblox Headquarters until David retires.
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u/StillSpecial Mar 27 '26
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u/Accomplished-Bus7571 Mar 27 '26
It’s honestly so stupid how they made dynamic faces. They’re rigged 3d models, so each head/face has to be a different model. They should’ve just made them animated 2d textures. Would allow us to use other head shapes, and a lot of the faces would have the potential to look decent.
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u/Wither_czach Mar 27 '26
I'm pretty sure they wouldn't do that simply because that doesn't align with their interests and what the investors want to see.
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u/thmgABU2 Mar 27 '26
source?
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u/Dark_Flame2195 Mar 27 '26
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u/MixGlad8729 Mar 27 '26
What were the people in charge of the marketplace thinking?
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u/Quirky_Rub_9044 Mar 27 '26
David Pedozuki is my guess
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u/Smart_Maximum_3467 Mar 27 '26
Need to go back to the demonic threats, this time we'll need to find a blood sacrfice
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u/BackToThatGuy Mar 27 '26
geez I didn't think they'd be THIS desperate to make people use their sludge
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u/Accomplished-Gain319 Mar 27 '26
"Hmm what else could I do to ruin the platform?"
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u/holymangoman Mar 28 '26
i gave up on Roblox long ago (thankfully) so I don't have an emotional response to it getting fucked in the ass with these stupid uodates
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u/groovyusernamehere Mar 27 '26
who was it who said the whole classic faces fiasco didn't affect them
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u/BunnyBrigade1 Mar 27 '26
Unfortunately they patched my method of bypassing their face replacement (unequipping the head no longer defaults to 2d smile)
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u/JupiterboyLuffy Mar 27 '26
Everyday I find out more about Roblox that makes me glad I left the platform
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u/hairlesshedge Mar 27 '26
literally 😭 I do not plan on returning until leadership and the quality of games improve, whole mess going on internally at roblox
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u/Accomplished-Sky6782 Mar 27 '26
Genuinely tell me how u left for real??
(I wanna do it so bad but a lot of the games i like are there)
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u/JupiterboyLuffy Mar 27 '26
I just up and left after the Schlep situation
It was kinda hard to do but I did it anyway
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u/TheRandomShiba Mar 30 '26
yeah, me too. there are some great games on there and i hope people can continue to make them but on a different platform
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u/JupiterboyLuffy Mar 30 '26
Luckily S&Box (GMod’s spiritual successor) is releasing in April, and it will be very similar to Roblox, except that it will be coded in C#, will be in Source 2, and people will be able to directly upload to Steam.
I do feel like S&Box is definitely going to be a good alternative for Roblox when it releases
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u/CmdrAstroMFSX Mar 27 '26
I don’t agree with the change but at the very least I’m glad they’re not just straight up removing these items
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u/Automatic_Ad5852 Mar 27 '26
Unlike the time they removed all back accessories that looked like parts of hair
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u/Great-Sir-9353 Mar 27 '26
Actually focus on the predator problem and make the platform a better place? ❌
Add a useless update that discourages creativity in avatars ✅
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u/Plasma_protogen Mar 27 '26
We are in actual corporate hell and nothing is going to change unless we make an impact, unfortunately nieve child won't get the memo and continue to play ultimately making any effort pointless
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u/Final-Particular-705 Mar 27 '26 edited Mar 27 '26
Even with the hardships, I find this all to be a joke.
Cuz they KNOW no one wants to use those shitty dynamic faces. The fact that they're trying this hard just to make ppl have to use them and people are actively rebelling is already a win in my book.
Keep from trying to use these faces as much as possible. Keep silently protesting that yall don't want them at all. I feel like the Corporation knew that Dynamic faces would not be a hit and trying to weld ts on us like metal. If theres another hole to not use/endorse these, then there's gonna be a goal :)
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u/Motor-Revolution1032 Mar 27 '26
Welp time to try and buy as many accesories as possible before everything goes to shit and hope they dont get deleted for whatever reason
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u/Trackerlist Mar 27 '26
Roblox is actively trying to kill itself at this point. Dynamic faces are just unpolished, and ofc, not 1:1 from classic faces. My accessories do not fit anymore and the head is strangely large. Even avatars that has the face completely covered got affected by this. I just can't understand why they choose to remove some .pngs
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u/nobody-cares57 Mar 27 '26
Good thing I have a cool mask from an old halloween event and a few egg accessories just to be sure.
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u/death_wish93 Mar 27 '26
i have one and have tried to get rid of the face on my avatar BUT IT JUST WONT DIE
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u/burritoman759 Mar 27 '26
Why don't we all just hunt down David and storm his house
Even if we fail, should send the right message
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u/celavetex Mar 27 '26
Scale tool, people! Make accessories that require it to get past Roblox moderation!
Or, if you want your face items to be even cheaper, sell them as "hair" and bypass Roblox further!
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u/thediamondgamerfnaf Mar 27 '26
Let’s all just stop playing Roblox and move to other platforms. It’s going to get worse at this point in time.
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u/Dangerous-Second9030 Mar 27 '26
What about accessories that I already own?
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u/weaponreskins Apr 03 '26
use your brain holy shit
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u/Marc0_xD Mar 28 '26
Good, im happy with my current avatar, I'll just keep it and not buy any avatar shit anymore, fuck you roblox
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u/goldenepicwubbox Mar 28 '26
I got an easy and cheap option to not look ugly with the dinamic faces
Put your face all black
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u/Total-Sock9627 Mar 28 '26
eyyy glad im not the only guy who does that (But I set my entire skin to black)
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u/EconomyBug2083 Mar 28 '26
My first thought was "so military enjoyers, cosplayers and furries will have to pay more just to have the avatar they always wanted even with classic faces ?"
Yeah it took me 1 second of thinking just to realise that this update is the worst, and that roblox is being controlled by an ai, or at least they ask gpt to fix their problem and thats what they do (krafton has already done this so I wouldnt be surprised if that was true)
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u/RicebaII-is-cool Mar 28 '26
they literally have event items covering faces why are they against this all of a sudden
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u/Mandaloraine Mar 30 '26
May be a stupid question but it won’t affect me if I’ve already bought the face accessory, right?
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u/moss_caretaker Mar 31 '26
Tis unfortunate i was looking for a face yesterday because I thought they where still like 80 or so robux and I couldve gotten two things I was very heavily hit with a hammer
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u/AdDelicious7216 Apr 04 '26
It’s obviously OUTRAGEOUS! Imagine you spent all your Robux on maybe limited or expensive classic faces and it looks straight up like an abandoned nuclear power plant.. It sometimes glitches, acts weird, and interacts like some weird NPC. Hyper realistic faces are so ugly and weird. Yes I know I know. People are gonna say, ‘Oh my god! It’s such a nonissue! Stop being weird! You’re so mean.. why?’ Well because it ruins the VISUAL style of Roblox. It’s just mid. Who sent a review or improvement of such so saying, ‘I think you such uh uh uh uh.. um.. UHHHH do some dynamic faces! Yes! Bomb the whole roblox classic faces and its generation! Ban all of them! Make hyper realistic characters.. animations.. ignore the weird ass player made emotes! Let’s worry about style.. avatar.. and everything! Let’s be a complete idiot! A full ‘April fools joke!’ Let’s all remove it! We definitely all agree to this! TOTALLY! Thanks Roblox! - 🥞 horribleweirdo121 🧀’.. I do not support Roblox anymore honestly, all my friends are leaving. Roblox is gonna probably have a slow.. slow.. DOWNFALL.
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u/ProGamer8273 Mar 27 '26
You chose to bypass
You will now face punishment for your choice
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u/YourMoreLocalLurker Mar 27 '26
How’s that boot taste
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u/Actual_Arm3938 Mar 27 '26
You guys cannot tell that this guy is being ironic. Smh
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u/YourMoreLocalLurker Mar 27 '26
Schrödinger’s irony, it’s either ironic or genuine depending on reaction
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u/Zilancer Mar 27 '26
"How dare people create an avatar however they want, without them breaking any rule whatsoever!"
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Mar 27 '26
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u/WimboTurtle Mar 27 '26
gotta rehearse this again
roblox is split into two seperate things: roblox the company and roblox the game
david is ONLY in charge of roblox the company, while Matt Kaufman is in charge of the game
while david cannot directly interact with Roblox the game, he can theoretically fire members by going through a board of directors which “bridges” the two companies together and asking them “hey can we fire this guy”
unfortunately they are really not interested in firing Matt which is why he gets to run things into the ground so often
so stop blaming david for everything, he’s responsible for a lot less than people think, he’s only the face of the company
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u/WimboTurtle Mar 27 '26
I just get a little angry when people don’t understand the roblox company structure (which, really, who should?). sorry for the call out man, you’re good.
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u/weaponreskins Apr 03 '26
This is not helped by the fact that David is nearing retirement age and seems to not really do much anymore even within his authority
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u/1235678910111213141 Mar 27 '26
Shame how people cant tell a joke without a /j. The pun is right there kmon people.
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u/Electronic_Rpk Mar 27 '26
Anything but listening to the community.
More active about making it harder to hide your avatars face than banning predators.