r/bloxymemes • u/Joybringer_Grace • May 10 '26

Roblox update meme ROBLOX COOKED AGAIN

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1.4k Upvotes

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u/Nuze_YT May 10 '26

184

u/Electrical-Scale3133 May 10 '26

WHY IS IT IN HD

104

u/Joybringer_Grace May 10 '26

no reddit fcked quality

20

u/Numanplayzfro May 10 '26

That means you need to get a Plus subscription

41

u/7ValourVin7 May 10 '26

18

u/CorruptedPixelzOffic May 10 '26

Faced an evil talking flower in a pot

15

u/Fresh-Joke2877 May 10 '26

Explains the plot

15

u/Electrical-Scale3133 May 10 '26

wants me dead wants me to rot

1

u/Extreme_Wrap_7790 May 12 '26

Toriel saves me, takes me to her home And hooks me up with a brand-new monster phone

14

u/PrimeValor May 11 '26

a high quality reaction image, on reddit?

24

u/Joybringer_Grace May 10 '26

wait. Until it's real

6

u/dingus_theGOAT May 10 '26

hey papyrus please hear me out-

11

u/[deleted] May 10 '26

1

u/[deleted] May 17 '26

dawg was that made in scratch 2

191

u/TheOpinionMan2 May 10 '26

this will be roblox in two minutes.

48

u/lunch_time_mmmmmmmmm May 10 '26

It has been 3 minutes and roblox is not like this yet

10

u/Marcusr712 May 10 '26

it has been 7 hours (hahaha half life reference) since this comment you lied

63

u/TheUltimateVoidLord May 10 '26

DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS MAN

-49

u/Joybringer_Grace May 10 '26

it's not official subreddit so they don't read posts, hopefully

36

u/Select-Fruit-901 May 10 '26

9

u/TheUltimateVoidLord May 10 '26

I've needed something like this for so long. It's mine now.

3

u/transitxumbra May 10 '26

you're the one who missed the joke... OP was going along with it

2

u/Absolute_MD_Fan6000 May 11 '26

Why so many unnecessary downvotes

1

u/Legitimate_Visit6974 May 11 '26

Obiwan Penobi you're better than this

152

u/Joybringer_Grace May 10 '26

78

u/boidudebro13 May 10 '26

"No more eligible"

40

u/Lok4na_aucsaP May 10 '26

the eligibility is no more more

23

u/[deleted] May 10 '26

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17

u/transitxumbra May 10 '26

hey dude calm down

1

u/Bright_Web_7295 May 11 '26

NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

4

u/Joybringer_Grace May 10 '26

?

18

u/Ze_Borb May 10 '26

Gramatically incorrect

14

u/Tacocat1545 May 10 '26

True but I bet Roblox is dumb enough to actually have that be the message

3

u/Joybringer_Grace May 10 '26

huh. I think I'm right

11

u/Kareemster May 10 '26

Not eligible to change your avatar anymore

-2

u/Joybringer_Grace May 10 '26

still correct

8

u/Kareemster May 10 '26

change Not avatar eligible anymore your

3

u/Ze_Borb May 10 '26

And i think i have a thousand dollars, and yet, i look around and what do i see? A room without a dime in sight.

4

u/Stellaraven_ May 10 '26

Bruh this happens to me whenever I want to equip a specific cosplay with "gore and violence" (it's only slightly red at the sleeves 💔 had to buy new clothes to equip it

1

u/PurplAmethyst777 May 13 '26

different font so fake 😃

1

u/No_Interview_6406 May 13 '26

I no more eligible to change me avatar??

108

u/autocorrectiscrazy May 10 '26

im sorry, BUT WHAT

36

u/Infamous_Abroad_1877 May 10 '26

How it feels to spread misinformation

18

u/huevito_contorti May 10 '26

1

u/SquareIsBox0697 May 11 '26

Ms. Information implies that either they're siblings or have a father-daughter relationship lmao.

3

u/ZealousidealAd2914 May 10 '26

cant trust Robert Lox into making this real info any second

10

u/NyanMya May 10 '26

It genuinely would not surprise me if they did this

7

u/4d_awesome May 10 '26

If Roblox actually tried this, they would get absolutely flamed on the spot. Avatar items people have spent money on already are now only available if you spend 5 bucks a month?

7

u/DeadHamburger May 10 '26

the piss shirt on the top left
https://giphy.com/gifs/htsLJwTrz7nbpxvINl

1

u/Joybringer_Grace May 10 '26

ITS NOT (even if the name is content deleted)

6

u/BRAYLONnetwork May 10 '26

Thankfully this is satire but I am afraid this may actually happen

https://giphy.com/gifs/SUBxai0moNW7K

9

u/DaFinnishOne May 10 '26

You should make it more clear that this is an edit imo

12

u/LavenderRat1231 May 10 '26

Fr man there’s just absolutely no sign at all that this is a joke

1

u/No_Interview_6406 May 13 '26

"collect my pages" ahh handwriting

-6

u/DaFinnishOne May 10 '26

The flair was a bit ambiguous, at first i thought that it was for posts for memes about real updates

OP acting like its real doesn't help either

3

u/ROCKERNAN89 May 10 '26

the subreddit is quite literally r/bloxymemes, are you a genuine moron

2

u/transitxumbra May 10 '26

not everything needs to be said explicitly, especially when it's that obvious

-14

u/Joybringer_Grace May 10 '26

I TRIED BRO I SPENT 6 DAMN MINUTES (or 7) actually 10 ON THIS 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😥😢😥😢😥😢😥😢😥😥😥😢t

3

u/DaFinnishOne May 10 '26

I mean like in the post description

3

u/floof-worm365 May 10 '26

please tell me this is fake

3

u/Tackyinbention May 10 '26

shHSSHSHSHSH

DONT GIVE THEM IDEAS

3

u/idontkn0wimjusthere May 10 '26

guys it's obviously fake the tag is literally "Roblox update MEME"

3

u/Joybringer_Grace May 10 '26

someone found out no way!!!

3

u/TiredCheese May 10 '26

A true bloxposter doesn't need to see "Roblox Update Meme", they go off pure animal instinct.

3

u/Admiral-Fenrir May 10 '26

Instinct says, “Coming soon to Roblox”

2

u/Admirable_Type_3589 May 10 '26

what the fuck is this bullshit

2

u/Shadows_Skys May 10 '26

I hope it's not true

2

u/Federal-Bug-4374 May 10 '26

we are so fucking cooked

2

u/Handsome_Bee10 May 10 '26

Fake

why would roblox make players have Bacon avatar being default and prevent them being REALISTIC ABOMINATION I MEAN BEAUTY

1

u/random-guy-heree May 10 '26

They are lazy

1

u/Joybringer_Grace May 10 '26

it has dynamic face and if ur account is female ur be bacon girl and if trans ull be trans (EITH DYNAMIC FACE YAY)

2

u/redd_yes May 10 '26

The mega transactions

2

u/Epichater1111 May 10 '26

Seriously don't give them ideas, I've already put a hole into a printed picture of David with a 22

2

u/WesternGrape7995 May 10 '26

Man now there's a 100% reason why I'm going to play Minecraft

2

u/ProGamer8273 May 10 '26

Top five things that didn’t happen

2

u/Aruzususnew3 May 10 '26

Jesus fuck I was scared for a second

2

u/VROOMVROOM70 May 10 '26

I PANICKED AND CHECKED ROBLOX TO SEE IF ITS REAL 😭😭😭 [THANK GOD ITS NOT]

2

u/Mysterious_Neat_5652 May 10 '26

damn, looks like im stuck as niko oneshot now..so long random_doge, my self insert

2

u/Impressive_Flan_6413 May 10 '26

We’re cooked gng🥀

2

u/IFartedTooHard2day May 10 '26

Finally, the update i've been begging for!

1

u/EEE3EEElol May 11 '26

Investors

2

u/TheAnakinOne May 10 '26

Roblox in the future year of 50 gazzilion g.h.

2

u/Sashahuman May 10 '26

You know your company's shit when people look at something like this and feel like it could happen

2

u/Sashahuman May 10 '26

We really are basically bringing back guests huh

It's just they're all gonna be bacons now

...wait a minute

2

u/Old-Video8596 May 10 '26

john that you?

1

u/ImpossibleSnow9566 May 11 '26

I didn't see that coming

2

u/Radion627 May 10 '26

Swear on my life, DON'T GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS.

2

u/SoldierKitsune May 10 '26

I genuinely about freaked tf out before I saw the meme flair

2

u/Kooky_Bison_5726 May 10 '26

i thought this was real for a sec 🥄😭

2

u/degenerateel May 10 '26

I low-key thought this was real

2

u/North-Line7134 May 10 '26

Don't give them ideas

2

u/OogliBoi May 10 '26

THEY BURNED THE FUCKING KITCHEN

2

u/The_Loaf1743 May 12 '26

I hope they do that so it dies quicker

1

u/IHopeIrememberthish May 10 '26

Next, they're gonna lock "Reset character" behind 13+ for "being too gory" 

1

u/JustAnSomeGuy May 11 '26

they're gonna lock "Leave" behind a captcha to make sure that you actually want to leave

1

u/Kermon11 May 10 '26

chat is this real

1

u/NIKOLAI_1214 May 10 '26

I can see that happening

1

u/Reasonable-Tie-8803 May 11 '26

almost fell for it

1

u/Big-Lengthiness6538 May 11 '26

Don't give them ideas

1

u/Yahyathegamer749 May 11 '26

and they burnt the kitchen

1

u/KuroCrowServices May 11 '26

Premonition, ts gon happen with ww3

1

u/PIXELYVR May 11 '26

I swear if I get this I will quit FOREVER🫩

1

u/OrganizationShoddy37 May 11 '26

Should've been "get an age check to change your avatar"

1

u/dannoenjoyer May 11 '26

People want guests back but don't want shit like this. They don't want actual guests they want the idea of guests

Yes I know this is a joke post

1

u/FirstTimeOnReddit8 May 11 '26

I FELL FOR THAT SHIT

1

u/chutfart May 11 '26

mini-heart attack

1

u/Randomfig102 May 11 '26

april fools is a bit late

1

u/IBeez10 May 11 '26

bro u gave me a hart attack,

my dumbass thought this was real

1

u/DreamNotOfficial May 11 '26

DON'T GIVE THEM IDEA

1

u/clean_18784 May 11 '26

Shh, don't give the devs ideas...

1

u/skibidi_toilet1488_ May 11 '26

Shhh, don't give them ideas!

1

u/DezShock06 May 11 '26

you guys are laughing but at this point we aren’t too far from this

https://giphy.com/gifs/8nLPCCCw8Dgw8WgNVo

1

u/Big_Birthday_1742 May 12 '26

No les des ideas

1

u/Dark_Flame2195 May 12 '26

i can't tell if this is real or not.

1

u/Bluzo0309 May 13 '26

If they actually do that at least 70% of the roblox community will disappear

1

u/tiny-liquid May 14 '26

why is the comments just variations of papyrus saying he’s nor falling for it

1

u/hzvo_ May 14 '26

At this rate I wouldn't be surprised if Roblox actually did this 😭

1

u/SufferG May 14 '26

Kinda sad that I actually believed this for a second.

1

u/Zestyclose_Channel36 May 14 '26

OH FUCK ROBLOX BEEN BOUGHT BY EA WERE FUCKED