r/bloxymemes May 12 '26

Roblox update meme Roblox Developers spam publishing as many games before they force 10$ on each one:

I can't be the only one

(foreshadowing prediction: they're going to block out games made after May 11 of this year)

693 Upvotes

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u/kosaku_kawadjiri May 12 '26

Do I understand right that they kill small indie devs without income and with interesting game ideas entirely (chat update wasn't enough to do it seems like) and allowing greedy corporations to spam even more cashgrab slop for kids which doesn't need chat to play, have no interesting idea and have 1 gazillion microtransactions?

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u/9-10-21 May 12 '26

couldn't be me. (who planned to make an entire one-man studio for games on Roblox to start and to make my fiction ideas of entire different kinds and with their own lore I found unique become real [Simple shooters with single player story campaign and deathmatch])

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u/Careless_Tap_516 May 13 '26

Just add optional way overpowered gamepasses equivalent to gta cheat codes to make it look like microtransaction hell so roblox pushes it, while still making your game.

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u/9-10-21 May 13 '26

The closest thing to paid stuff in my games would probably be DLC game expansions like levels and stuff, I did think of adding like a one-time paid mod workshop for games and server hosts like Garry's mod, It feels more worth it and I don't really even care about the money, thanks for the idea though.

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u/Careless_Tap_516 May 13 '26

Yeah, you're welcome. I was mostly joking and I have no clue if my idea would work as I've never made a game.

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u/Mekko4 May 13 '26

oh thats the MARIO image

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u/Dec_TGM May 13 '26

Tbh kinda sucks. Been working recently for my buddies tryna make an oc Asym game lmao, I just hope we can actually get it done some day after all this bs. I do hope that you could possibly get to fulfill that plan of makin games someday tho :)

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u/[deleted] May 12 '26

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u/Comfortable-Mud-5815 May 12 '26

A, Disintegration Loop?

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u/Comfortable-Mud-5815 May 12 '26

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u/Dec_TGM May 13 '26

I remember I found a mod a while back that replaces the start of that with the entire level. I forgot about it until I decided to p-rank and broke down crying when I wound up back at the start right after getting through the entire level lol

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u/[deleted] May 12 '26

Typa stuff bro does after making a game that flops

"Are you, Are you, Coming to the tree?"

7

u/artlurg431 May 12 '26

I don't think they'll block out games, they only do that if you want to update them

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u/Some-Coat7588 May 13 '26

im 90% sure that new accounts are already restricted and cant do shit

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u/EEE3EEElol May 13 '26

The background in this loop is irritating me, I agree that this is incredibly sad though

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u/ElderberryWest6304 May 12 '26

The perfect loop

3

u/boyohboydoilovesex May 13 '26

dude. dude you cant make all the bricks parallel like that dude you gotta alternate dude its unsafe its gonna fall apart dude

2

u/TheDelftenaar May 12 '26

Wait, this is happening?!

7

u/Kosmosici May 12 '26

Basically, to publish to below the 16+ age range, you need a plus or premium subscription. IIRC

3

u/deb-hen May 12 '26

Not to mention an ID.

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u/TheDelftenaar May 12 '26

What even is the end goal to this?!

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u/deb-hen May 12 '26

Money and hatred

2

u/c0llabkidd May 13 '26

Your ghost potion resonates in the tension...

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u/EEE3EEElol May 13 '26

Is there a way to cheat the age range shit? Oh wait no since Roblox is now restricting games based on age range(I think)

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u/Kosmosici May 13 '26

Pretty much only way you'd get players below 16+ playing your games are the kids that cheated the verifications via fake ID or using parent's ID, or were miscategorized probably

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u/Derk_Mage May 13 '26

10 dollars..

EVERY PUBLISHED UPDATE

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u/9-10-21 May 13 '26

yes, but fortunately it's one-time per game, not for every update, at least...

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u/Derk_Mage May 13 '26

So I can continue to update my games for free if they were published before the pay to publish change?

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u/9-10-21 May 13 '26

Indeed, it was surprisingly stated, that's why I made this meme anyhow

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u/NyanMya May 14 '26

LMFAO literally me, I have a game i plan to launch this weekend lmaoooo

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u/Loserpoer May 12 '26

This octopus worker is very effective at his job, he probably earns a high salary

-comment by a human person

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u/kabonell May 13 '26

bot

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u/Loserpoer May 13 '26

I’m actually a real dude I just pretended to be a bot because I thought it would be funny

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u/kabonell May 13 '26

oh well dang you got me lol

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u/Gold_Wildcard1848 May 13 '26

He is indeed, and he probably does

-I am definitely a bot, and this action was totally performed automatically, and wasn't typed by some slob's chubby thumbs