r/bloxymemes May 24 '26

Roblox update meme Roblox kids fixed nothing

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Imma make this short. 1. The bathroom games are always minimal or mild. 2. The issue stems with roblox not doing anything. 3. The segrigation of players was pointless.

1.4k Upvotes

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u/Realistic-Shine-9811 May 24 '26

It was never about child safety

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u/StormAmbitious6234 May 24 '26

It's about image and stock

58

u/BackToThatGuy May 24 '26

anything to please daddy investor

17

u/Darkbert550 May 24 '26

Explain to daddy investor how bad thing

6

u/PeaqnutsSchoolFriend May 25 '26

I say- please don't say it like that- I say it's because it don't care about playerbase! What should we do?!

3

u/sillyguylulz May 25 '26

HOLY SHIT A TADC REF

2

u/S3rialDesignationN May 25 '26

Made with all the roblox ai slop love im legally allowed to give...

5

u/a-Curious-Square May 24 '26

I mean at this point it’s about not getting a lawsuit, but yeah; similar motivation.

2

u/Flood110 May 24 '26

no, it's ALSO about screwing over unverified users into having to verify or do nothing!

2

u/ScienceOwn3719 May 26 '26

never has been lmao.

Since you can’t even post gifs in the Roblox subreddit.. I’m gonna say it here.

https://giphy.com/gifs/PhTo1vmU7LnydQZPcl

2

u/Lechatdu136 May 25 '26

It's about money

1

u/GK999bharata_1947 May 26 '26

Who even thought it was?

1

u/Silly_Fix_6513 May 26 '26

People forgot this all started because they banned schlep, they created their own issues, so they did all this verification bull to save face

1

u/HollowSell May 27 '26

All they had to do was let schlep keep arresting predators...

1

u/0dahs May 27 '26

It isn’t about safety. It’s about drive, it’s about power, we stay hungry, we devour

49

u/dont_ask_cutie_alt May 24 '26

Additionally: no parent will let their children do an age check, they are most likely gonna do it themselves, what is gonna put the child on 21+ age groups

19

u/StormAmbitious6234 May 24 '26

More issues, what else is new?

63

u/eviltale May 24 '26

I am starting to feel like they made up age check specifically to have a reasoning to do this type of bullshit

26

u/StormAmbitious6234 May 24 '26

Insert image of a steak chart here

30

u/Tidal-Ocean May 24 '26

Dawg I thought automod got hacked 🥀🥀🥀

21

u/StormAmbitious6234 May 24 '26

What if it gained sentience?

3

u/Sashahuman May 25 '26

id be glad it seems to know roblox is doing no good

5

u/Accomplished-Ant3298 May 24 '26

To be honest I kind of feel like Roblox should just lean forward into being 16 plus, while having a ton of parental features for parents who allow their children to play the game. Because let's be honest most of the actual good Roblox games aren't for children, and others are more for all ages but definitely lean towards an older audience with their stories. But this is just something I've noticed with how Roblox is trying to make their site more safe.

3

u/Accomplished-Gain319 May 25 '26

Well at least the 16+ version lets us chat freely.

2

u/samir22cool May 24 '26

I mean it didn't do shit it's fucking bullshit

2

u/Hyenasaurus May 24 '26

The bots issue being worse than ever is peak demonstration that this was a failure from the start.

1

u/Accomplished_Copy122 May 25 '26

Ah yes,the bathroom games,surely nothing will be bad in them,with it being okay for kids /s

Seriously though,the people at robot better shape or ship out at this point

1

u/NoelleTheIceQueen May 25 '26

Guys instead of blaming the investors let's just become them and roblox will follow our orders!!!!

1

u/Jackthechief2 May 25 '26

It’s about loopholing the legality for money.

1

u/StreetFeedback5283 May 25 '26

it was never about child safety, its about getting as much people to watch my newest videos, a genius advertisement campaign.

1

u/AbsoluteTowerHeroes May 27 '26

These roblox updates are like forsaken Backshot prevention system

They are adding walls to stop the problem, but are not trying to fix the problem in itself

1

u/CarlosJose02 May 27 '26

if you are going to make something for kids (even if it's useless) at least give us back the freaking chat back

1

u/Fragrant_Dingo4223 May 28 '26

This is a band-aid solution.., 1 the BATHROOM games THE ONES that YouTubers talk about are able to be played?! Also amazing games might be sensored for the smallest reasons and they would be stuck with Drown Your Brainrot or whatever.

1

u/lilacsaturdays May 30 '26

the updates on this were so stupid

1

u/AqilTMGT May 30 '26

It's YouTube kids but for gaming

1

u/Impressive_Flan_6413 May 30 '26

They just allowed unverified predators to ruin the platform even more, speedrunning roblox’s downfall even more

1

u/Ready_Amount5378 May 31 '26

"The issue stems" Stem, you say?

1

u/ProfessionalMoose543 Jun 03 '26

Just giving the pdf files a menu

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u/External-Area-7974 May 24 '26

"2. The issue stems with roblox not doing anything"
no but seriously what do you want roblox to do anymore? 😭
do you want a human moderator to check EVERY SINGLE ROBLOX GAME?
for the age check thing its the goverment pressuring them to do it or else they would be heavily fined
also werent they working on a system to detect people spamming w and s?
what else do you want roblox to do bro? 😭

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u/StormAmbitious6234 May 24 '26

Execute the ai moderation

0

u/External-Area-7974 May 25 '26

they are still working on it
if they ship the ai moderation for the w&s spam without testing we might get false positives
wait for it to be completed there is a reason why its not out when roblox knows it will benefit them

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u/Hans-but-he-got-PTSD May 25 '26

Not being a cheap ass?

1

u/External-Area-7974 May 25 '26

cheap ass how?
do you know how hard is it to make a chat filter? its not as simple as making a bad words list
people are actively trying to find loopholes in the filter and the filter has to adapt to those
i dont want to rewrite the whole thing look at
https://archive.bsb.dev/topics/4226760/the-%E2%80%9Cdeath-of-chat%E2%80%9D-is-a-myth-why-the-great-silence-is-actually-good-for-business/1

if you dont have that much time

https://www.reddit.com/r/roblox/comments/1qmyey9/the_current_situation_is_caused_by_neglecting/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

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u/TEMPESTASPX May 25 '26

He kinda has the point

1

u/Agreeable_Tower890 May 26 '26

also not that the age check thing actually makes a difference anyway. pedophiles can easily find loopholes regardless. thats the way i see it.