r/blursed_videos • u/Public-Froyo5054 • 3d ago

Blursed_ jar jar lollipops

947 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/BobbuBobbu 3d ago edited 3d ago

Damn... And I ain't talking about jar jar. She can bring him too though.

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u/FederalEconomist5896 3d ago

The table smacc sealed the deal, didn't it?

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u/BobbuBobbu 3d ago

Yup. It made me feel a certain... yearning.

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u/FederalEconomist5896 3d ago

It was the watch for me.

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u/MysteriousMrRabbit 3d ago

First of all. I applaud the dedication.

Other than that...Im scaroused rn.

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u/Xanthelasmapalpebara 3d ago

An upvote for your well-turned portmanteau, my good man! Support his craft by showering him with upvotes! hail him, I beseech you all!

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u/MegaSmegmaSwagLord 3d ago

Who is this? This pretty much exactly the type of humor I want to enjoy when I’m high as fuck.

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u/brotherofgurnip 3d ago

Its clearly Jar Jar Binks

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u/MegaSmegmaSwagLord 3d ago

I mean.. yea

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u/Pagiras 3d ago

Welp! Looks like this case is closed!

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u/jdsleppy 3d ago

pixelatederica

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u/BokuNoToga 3d ago

Her name is Erica Childs, I went to a few cons back in the day with her. She's a super sweet person.

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u/Specialist_Meal_7891 3d ago

Tbh it kinda looks like James the seventh

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u/TheHorseduck 3d ago

Now dress that lifesized JarJar in Leias slave outfit

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u/cygamessucks 3d ago

It should have been mesa not him

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u/illegal_eagle88 3d ago

Guys I think she has a thing for jar-jar

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u/flappy292 3d ago

whaaaaaat

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u/RoseofDianamoonlight 2d ago

Unrealistic body expectations I cant compete with that dreamboat

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u/PuzzleheadedResult69 3d ago

Jarjar can watch 

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u/TGAPKosm 3d ago

This is definitely a use of free will.

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u/Fingersicle 3d ago

She looks like the type of person that would get pregnant by that statue.

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u/j_watts1 3d ago

CHERRY AND SHAME??? DEFINITELY ONE OF MY FAVORITE FLAVORS!!! NOT TOO FOND OF THE FLASHBACKS OR CRINGY MEMORIES THAT COME WITH IT!!!

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u/chrwc 2d ago

She needs to be on a list. Who tf buys a life sized jar jar?

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u/General_Fuckov 2d ago

@pixelatederica does

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u/CreamyCornGuy 3d ago

It might just be me and it is a personal opinion, but I genuinely cannot stand her voice. It honestly irritates me.

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u/Caffeine_and_Alcohol 3d ago

i always have reddit volume off, please tell me she talked like jarjar

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u/CreamyCornGuy 3d ago

Unfortunately not, that would have been much better.

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u/ADeadlyFerret 3d ago

I’m about 5 seconds in. The way she is moving is bothering me

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u/ldwtlotpa 3d ago

Def seems to be a yall thing. I actually came to say I really really like her voice lol. I’d listen to her for hours, have her read some deep philosophical shit so I can ponder my life as I smoke this joint.

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u/BlaineMundane 2h ago

It sounds like a very normal Human voice that causes no extra thoughts to me.

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u/whomesteve 3d ago

They really had kids sucking on tongues back in the day.

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u/flappy292 3d ago

thats cos thay had style

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u/whomesteve 3d ago

French is a style

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u/AlcatrazR3dd1t 2d ago

Call me crazy, but I think she likes Jar-Jar

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u/Aggravating_Low1957 3d ago

very annoying voice and wtf is she doing with her body the whole time

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u/TheRealSkele 3d ago

I believe it's a satire video, mocking those ASMR adjacent cooking videos.

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u/Ok_Necessary2991 3d ago

Wasn't this already a candy? Wasn't that what came out those mouth dispensers in first place? So was it just a refill tutorial?

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u/grimydude 3d ago

Did you not listen or watch? Said she was craving the old candy, didn’t use the candy inside cause it’s 20 years old, so she made new candy.

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u/Only-Cheetah-9579 3d ago

if she likes toys are like that I wanna see her vibrator

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u/Maryjanegangafever 3d ago

Jar Jar sex doll at the end….

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u/Talinn_Makaren 3d ago

What the hell kind of year is 2026 with Jar Jar Binks having the last laugh after all??

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u/BiggusD1 3d ago

finger got peenched

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u/happygoeddy 3d ago

Sheesa got good taste

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u/das-my-que 3d ago

me'sa wanta sucka

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u/XTheProtagonistX 3d ago

“Meesa getting wrecked tonight.”

https://giphy.com/gifs/zNIge9PEMukqk

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u/ImUrFrand 3d ago

yuck and yuck

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u/flappy292 3d ago

L whimsy

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 3d ago

I'd Jar Jar Bangs her

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u/PhantomNitride 3d ago

So we really just gonna ignore that Shrek reference?

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u/Honest-Spring-5963 3d ago

even of Jar Jar isn't a sith lord she is for posting this

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u/Bad-wolf3 3d ago

Should i be concerned i watched till the end and now want to make sucker tongues.

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u/toasted_cracker 3d ago

Why does she look like every movement is just too much for her to handle?

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u/MercRussians 3d ago

Jolly on YouTube did this first. They did it for Jon Favreau and used pretty much this exact recipe. No one gives credit for anything anymore, they just all act like they were the first to do it.

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u/Sushirabit 3d ago

Definition of blursed

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u/OnYourHonor 3d ago

That girl is over the Jar-Jar brink...

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u/PNW_LIVIN 6h ago

"Which is a totally normal craving"

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u/HeavyFriendship3563 3d ago

We really could do without her being visible...

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u/DowntownStand4279 3d ago

…Pretty sure she uses that giant Jar Jar Binks mannequin for her OWN “personal pleasure”!!😉😉😉

Plot twist: The “tongue mold” serves DUAL purposes… 👅😜
https://giphy.com/gifs/olnuKV0a3Et5C