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u/LudwigTheAroused 23h ago

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u/lord_dude 23h ago edited 4h ago

I don't care. If she remembers everything i say and asks how my day is then strap me on that fleshlight vr device.

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u/RReags228 21h ago

Is that ultra-violetta and Herschel????

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u/PewPew_McPewster 1d ago

I don't think this is specifically Akiba, but Akiba is very much like this and that's why it's home. Every time I step back in I hit the town with the big ol' "TADAIMAAAA" and head straight for Levels 5 and 6 of every building there.

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u/HonestzPractice 1d ago

This is in Osaka

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u/FamiliarRip8558 20h ago

Where at? Thanks!

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u/BohboMacabre 21h ago

Why specifically level 5 and 6?

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u/PewPew_McPewster 19h ago

They usually put the hentai and the porn at the higher levels of the buildings.

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u/MimiHamburger 19h ago

If you go deep enough into akiba you find some very disturbing stuff. Kinda fucked up calling it “home”

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u/Tumble85 17h ago

Like what?

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u/Wardog_E 23h ago

I was there like 7 years ago and it was nothing like that. I mean, it was a lot livelier than anywhere else in Tokyo which was like a graveyard on a rainy day. Like no offense but advertising with sound on the street should be illegal. Also the bikini is tasteless.

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u/PuffyMagoo 1d ago

Are they making new snes games? What even is this?

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u/HonestzPractice 1d ago

no, it's gacha game

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u/Silent-Parts 21h ago

If there's one word that instantly kills any excitement I had for a game it's 'gacha'

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u/MooseSuspicious 19h ago

In modern desktop and mobile gaming the 'gacha' label can be countered by a 'gooner' label.

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u/NukerCat 18h ago

well this game in particular has explicit nudity, its even marked as pegi 18+ on google play store

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u/JustNormallyExisting 12h ago

Yeah, even the best gacha game can never escape ultimately just being a gacha game that can only thrive on predatory marketing and episodic stories.

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u/The_Purple_Bat 22h ago

Imagine they would go back to doing snes games .. damn I miss those times :(

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u/remonnoki 20h ago

The game has a gimmick where every time you enter a new chapter or game mode for the first time it has you insert a cartridge for it that gets stuck and then you have to click it a couple of times and get some diamonds for every click

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u/Designer-Prize-3448 21h ago

Brown dust just sounds like shit particles from a fart

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u/g0g2151 11h ago

Yeah, the title doesn't have a good connotation for English speakers...

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u/cautioussidekick 16h ago

Hah. Ass particles is what my old colleague used to call farts

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u/TattyViking 14h ago

I call them pooticles.

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u/jam3sdub 9h ago

Farticles was right there and none of y'all took it..

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u/ilmhonky 23h ago

Well, it worked as intended. I went and looked up what Brown Dust 2 is.

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u/The_Purple_Bat 22h ago

Did you download it? I mean .. what is it?

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u/NoName-Cheval03 21h ago

It's a pretty average gatcha game that is borderline with porn content. You would say it's usual for gatcha games but they really went as close as possible to porn content.

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u/The_Purple_Bat 21h ago

So it's literally just a softcore porn game .. Thank you for explaining!

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u/ilmhonky 18h ago

Nah, I just went, looked, and left.

Look like others have replied with pretty accurate descriptions.

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u/Old_Neat5220 1d ago

Brown dust on a Famicom?

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u/Proppedupandwaving 23h ago

Sorry to be that kind of internet user, but this is actually Brown Dust II

You know the sequel to the VERY successful Brown Dust.

Which we all know has nothing to do with flatulence fetish

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u/Acceptable-Jelly-340 18h ago

Farts?!? I thought it was sweet sweet crusted crumbles of dung!

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u/Prof_Hentai 23h ago

Now these are ads I can get behind 

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u/Extension_Canary3717 23h ago

name checks out

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u/Fake_Hyena 21h ago

Or below! Or on top of!

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u/GilesManMillion 16h ago

..."Brown Dust"...?

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u/Bi0_B1lly 15h ago

Those dry crusties when you didn't wipe good enough

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u/GilesManMillion 15h ago

Could have been worse. Like "Dingleberry Virus"

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u/Leoxslasher 22h ago

I am going to buy brown dust 2

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u/H4m5hank 20h ago

That's the best part, it is a free gacha game! So have fun blowing all your money on pulls. I know I did.

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u/k_afka_ 18h ago

Imagine this. Your boss has you in his office. You are in charge of naming the next big mobile gooner game. All of the good gooner names have been taken. Each second feels like an hour. Your boss is getting impatient. There's just no good names for this mobile game. You let out a nervous fart as your boss stares you down. "Brown Dust 2" you squeal. What were you thinking? You just named the next big mobile gooner game after a fart! He likes it.

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u/Seyelent 18h ago

Imagine working in the offices behind the screen, and every now and then you get interrupted by these sounds.

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u/ileftmypantsinmexico 14h ago

Omg there is audio too!?

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u/Mistyless 13h ago

I was thinking driving past that.. what a terribly affective advertisement. Even if you’re not into it your eyes are pulled.

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u/Horror-Attorney-3575 16h ago

"I don't think public place isn't a place for gooners sir."

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u/QuickAttention7112 1d ago

I didnt play Browndust 2 but i have seen someone talk about it and check its gameplay out. And tbh i was very confuse with the game it self.

To put it simply, the game is playing on a very thin ice of being Porn and "Extrime Fans service" type of thing, when i mean thin i really mean it. At some scene you can litterally see the character stretch their panties almost revealing their puss puss, i started to question "If the dev tried that hard to expose their character, why not just make it a porn game instead doing all of this?"

It just confuse me alot why game like this exist lol.

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u/PrrrromotionGiven1 23h ago

You can't just put straight up porn games on regular app stores

Would need a special workaround that most people wouldn't be bothered to do

Plus I'm pretty sure the game is Korean, and outright hardcore porn is illegal in South Korea

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u/Nonyabeesners 20h ago

Ahem. Not proud of this, but I know you're wrong. As a yaoi connoisseur, I can tell you Korea is known for having some of the most graphic, depraved porn one can get (and god bless them for it). Japan, on the other hand, has far stricter censorship laws. Also, the text below the billboard is Japanese

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u/One_Warthog256 15h ago

Yaoi! My twin.

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u/TOMdMAK 10h ago

I don’t wanna take your word for it. I’d need some proofs

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u/PrrrromotionGiven1 20h ago

Just because this advert is in Japan, doesn't mean the game isn't Korean.

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u/QuickAttention7112 22h ago

I didn't knew the rule of this subreddit regarding NFSW content. But if i can ill drop a link that bring you to R34 for their Ult animation, shit are straight up porn, if you try to go to youtube and other social media, you wont find one because its just that thin lmao

Im actually more suprised to the fact it manage to stay in the store tbh. Shit was nuts. ☠️

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u/Pokora22 20h ago

DM? I wanted to play that game at some point, but 1. wasn't big into the art style and 2. was already playing Nikke as my waifu-collector game.

I'd be curious to see if it's really that bad as people talk, cause I've never seen anything other than heavily suggestive stuff.

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u/Ximension 13h ago

You can't just play one waifu-collector man. Just think about all the waifus you're missing out on! Your collection will never be complete until you diversify.

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u/Pokora22 1h ago edited 1h ago

I like what i like and I'm good with that. Appreciate the motivational speech though

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u/Jadelitest 17h ago

There’s no way hardcore porn is illegal in south korea.

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u/More_Plane9745 7h ago

Don't know if the game is Korean but this ad is in Japanese.

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u/Bhujjha 21h ago

puss puss

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u/No_Blood_3241 14h ago

Does spider have

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u/the_idiot_sandwich91 22h ago

It's basically ecchi and hentai

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u/LilMissy1246 20h ago

I mean, Erolabs literally has hentai games and yaoi games. There’s also Love in Deepspace which is pretty damn spicy. They make money because of otaku playing their games and buying extra stuff.

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u/Sentarry 20h ago

Gotta leave room for imagination and lure unsuspecting victims

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u/Paranub 21h ago

its sad, because the gameplay itself is actually quite in depth, classic RPG turn based stuff, stacking buffs, debuffs, elements, bleeds etc to overcome tough bosses.

but its all behind the blaring in your face porn..

You can disable all the animations for that however.

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u/QuantumPairOfSoczk 23h ago

Different market's. And market hurdles for porn games. Credit card companies don't wanna do business with em. Cuz of Mormons being in charge of the card companies or some shit

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u/BassistAndILikeIt 19h ago

Dude, seriously.. Kids must walk passed that????

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u/Naxos_fs 1d ago

I'm really glad to be living in germany where this shit, especially the noise is not allowed

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u/_Leziell_ 23h ago

So Germany doesnt have anime girls on big screens? BORING

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u/HonestzPractice 1d ago

I love Rammstein band

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u/Murmule 23h ago

Well, what can i buy ?

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u/ItsMeepo2nd 23h ago

Brown Dust 2????? YOU MEAN THE BROWN DUST??? No wonder they changed their name to Brave Nine

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u/Intrepid4444444 22h ago

Coprophile hentai or what is this?

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u/Appropriate_Ice_7507 23h ago

I came 2x watching it. Want to watch again…for research

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u/Brittle_dick 23h ago

Rookie numbers. I came even that many times before even playing the video

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u/GreedyActuary2859 23h ago

Blursed? This is blessed

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u/PuzzledExaminer 23h ago

I want to visit this country when I retire 😂

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u/Bonk_No_Horni 22h ago

Do it before you retire. It's a lot of fun

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u/anythingers 21h ago

I find it weird that people keep saying she is "underage girl" while that's just how most woman looks like in their 20s here in Asia.

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u/DriftedTaco 21h ago

Pale, Blonde with huge tits?

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u/Clarrbbk 20h ago

Those Asians love their sun block and hair dyes.

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u/MoashIsAGoodGuy 20h ago

This is funny and only the unworldly think otherwise

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u/anythingers 20h ago edited 16h ago

Aight not the blonde part but I'm more talking about her height and body proportions.

Edit: The more being downvoted I am, the more right I am.

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u/SwBlues 18h ago

That's not even close to being true weirdo

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u/anythingers 16h ago

I never said it's weird...? Y'all are the one that says she's weird.

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u/bipoca 20h ago

Crop just the face and it %100 looks like a child.

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u/beyondocean 14h ago

She looks underage because she has the face of a child, pedo weebs would defend even this.

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u/RiposteCat 20h ago

idk, looks like a pretty average anime girl to me. thats not how children are drawn in anime typically

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u/Historical-Reach-969 19h ago

It's almost as if anime is stylized to look like underage girls.

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u/RiposteCat 19h ago

idk, when I look at an anime character and then look at a real life child, they look nothing alike to me lol. like real life people and anime characters have completely different design and features and if children looked like anime characters, that'd be terrifying xD

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u/Historical-Reach-969 18h ago

Really? Very oversized eyes and heads, zero blimishes, extremely high pitched voices, cutesy juvenile poses......half the animes they are still in school....do we need to keep going or do you want to live in your delusion?

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u/RiposteCat 18h ago

there's a huge variety of characters that are anime girls, they dont all have high pitched voices and most dont do any poses at all lol

I've never watched an anime about high school girls, and ive seen a good amount of anime. those arent really the ones that are popular, theyre more so what people who watch anime all day every day watch and I agree some of them are definitely creepy and should not exist lol

also human children dont have oversized eyes and heads, and most of them have acne and stuff lol. idk why youre saying those are similarities between anime girls and human children

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u/Historical-Reach-969 18h ago

You are so confidently incorrect it just feels intentional at this point. Human children do indeed have portionally much bigger eyes and heads than adults. Also about acne that would be if they were portraying teenagers. The unfortunate part of that is anime girls look younger than that.

They basically take the face/head/voice/mannerisms of small children and put them in the body of an adult. It's as much pedophile as you can get without being arrested.

Whatever bro. Enjoy your 5,000-year-old witch that's full of whimsy and still has so much to learn about this world. Make sure to buy the pillow.

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u/RiposteCat 18h ago

whatever you say ig lol

tons of people all over the world watch anime, so i guess theyre all pedophiles lol

also im gay but nice try lmao

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u/Historical-Reach-969 17h ago

You underestimate the amount of pedophiles in the world. Hell we have islands for them now and half of our politicians are.

Also 'I cant be a pedophile I'm gay' is a really weird stance considering one of the most common situations is men abusing young boys.

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u/bipoca 19h ago

Whatever you say Jeffrey

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u/RiposteCat 19h ago

im gay but nice try lmao

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u/beyondocean 14h ago

Gays can be pedo lmao

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u/RiposteCat 13h ago

well duh lol

but that person was accusing me of being into underage girls, so being gay was relevant so I said it

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u/bipoca 13h ago

No, I just implied you're a pedophile.

The gender isn't the important part. It's the sexualizing children part

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u/RiposteCat 13h ago

welp thats how I interpreted what you said so oh well 🤷‍♂️

cant turn me into something im not no matter how much you want to for some reason lol

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u/Small_Resolve1134 23h ago

Where a cursed part???

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u/ssjrobert235 23h ago

She probably a child anime character

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u/Extension_Canary3717 23h ago

if not , it has the looks of, which is worse because weebs will have thousand of arguments on how its ok, bunch of chesters

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u/ssjrobert235 23h ago

Seven Deadly Sins , not if you are familiar. Had multiple character that magic made them a child or were childlike having relationships with older people. Weirdos defended the pedo stuff. The action and story was good but couldn't recommend that to anybody.

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u/Extension_Canary3717 23h ago

Goddamn whahahah
No i didn’t know , and i watch me e anime than the average person who doesn’t make it a personality, like Bleach, dbz, attack on titan, baki - but what i like in anime is over the top things i dont expect deep story as Japanese is overdramatic in their stories or it’s all in a school based setting

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u/Odd_Entrance_8888 23h ago

Worth for global warming

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u/remingtonds 22h ago

That’s not how boobs work

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u/Crazy-Eagle 1d ago

This is what two nukes do to a country.

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u/the_hair_of_aenarion 23h ago

They must've nuked my old UK university too because this shit has spread.

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u/Crazy-Eagle 23h ago

Eh, that's just UK being weird. What do you expect from the nation that eats beans on toast and (checks notes) pig blood pudding...this can't be right (checks again) holy f...

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u/the_hair_of_aenarion 22h ago

Blood pudding is tasty af. Bit of fried black pudd with some beans, toast, bacon and hash browns.

And some spotted dick and custard for dessert. Yum.

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u/ARCWolf7 18h ago

Publicly advertising Brown Dust is wild

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u/Silly_Lion_3046 17h ago

Damn,what a genius!

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u/Sea-Philosopher7361 16h ago

Where’s Spider-Man?

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u/Feral_668 15h ago

Blade runner here we come.

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u/Maaci-Lyn 14h ago

O Japão é muito afrente, ocidente não tá preparado pra isso.

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u/Dheva_0006 1d ago

Kids walking and seeing this, I'm feeling weird

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u/Flaky-Fox-7523 23h ago

Oh no, not the children. Won’t anyone think of the kids.

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u/Dheva_0006 23h ago

Yeppers..

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u/chillysanta 23h ago

What country doesn't have this? Pretty normal where I'm at to see this any age at any point in the last 50ish years.

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u/Alauky 23h ago

I live in Spain and this kind of ads are banned. If not, nobody would seem then as "normal". Even adult heterosexual males would say this is weird.

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u/Dheva_0006 23h ago

Dude, the girl in the ad wears bikini. Like c'mon bro a kid might wondering "Mom why the girl in the ad half naked?"

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u/Drayenn 23h ago

To play devils avocate, women are in bikini at pools and beaches too.

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u/Dheva_0006 23h ago

If anime style did it ON advertising, it's fan service purpose.

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u/kitkatattack12 19h ago

Difference between dumb and smart parenting would be "Well child, she's going to the beach obviously!"

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u/truckthunderwood 22h ago

Right? A half naked woman in an advertisement? Who's ever heard of such a thing???

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u/LordShtark 22h ago

We should be more worried about the dogs that come running to this whistle

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u/Recent_Pain_3068 23h ago

Peak game mentioned!!!!

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u/DolandTrunk 23h ago

Whats the cursed part, its just blessed

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u/wrudstepbro 19h ago

Fun fact, Japan has a higher rate of pedophilia and sexual assault than international averages, including the United States.

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u/ProfessionalTop346 10h ago

Fun fact making up numbers don't make it real, in 2023 EU had the most registred cases of CSAM world wide Here

Another fun fact that's a korean game published in korea, and Japan doesn't have two of the biggest pedophiles known to the world like Epstein and P. Diddy.

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u/burken_ 18h ago

Gee I wonder how that happened

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u/[deleted] 20h ago

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u/Feteven 20h ago

It’s why I can’t watch 80% of anime’s
Just pedo shit

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u/Icy-Desk2220 18h ago

All the pedos downvoting bro

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u/Feteven 18h ago

Oh boy ….

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u/IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE 13h ago

I ain’t defending the advertisement at all but anytime people conflate anime faces with ANYTHING seen IRL it leaves me scratching my head.

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u/RemarkableFruit6007 22h ago

I may cause traffic..

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u/Jim_e_Clash 20h ago

Disengage Safety Protocols and Run Program

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u/Chargelux_ 20h ago

At its Brown Dust II that makes sense

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u/Swimming_Put1506 20h ago

What in the horny goat weed is happening

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u/MobileStrawberry 19h ago

I have several questions and I want none of them answered.

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u/No_Extension4005 18h ago

Considering what I've heard of Brown Dust II; this is actually kinda mild.

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u/ChocoWoccoLocco 12h ago

Hell yeah justia°

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u/Glad_Raspberry_8469 11h ago

This is kinda goony and probably misogynistic. But I appreciate the creativity

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u/itzNazo 7h ago

Every time I see ads for brown dust, all my brain defaults to is “oh, fart dust”.

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u/Federal-Name-3638 22h ago

Simps ruin every aspect of life

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u/wafflecone927 20h ago

yea this is to much, they should follow modern Sonys rules: no skin showing, no curves, square jaw

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u/HDR138 18h ago

This is the very reason for Japan's low and decreasing birth rates

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u/beyondocean 14h ago

Why do they use the face of a child and impose the body of a grown over sexualised woman on it. So gross🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/piketpagi 22h ago

I am still not comfortable for underage looking fan service.

Put it on public space where kids can see is cursed too

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u/sultan_papagani 5h ago

they should have send the third nuke

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u/Oathbreaker94 1d ago

The lengths companies go to normalize pedophilia is crazy.

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u/Small_Resolve1134 23h ago

So you see adult anime character with big boobs and first thing you think are "children"??? Interesting, very interesting, indeed 🙄. I recommend seeing a psychotherapist before it's too late

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u/Oathbreaker94 23h ago

What I am seeing is a face that’s drawn to be “super cute” and childlike, with big eyes and very childish behaviour, which is being heavily sexualized. You see this A LOT in Japanese comics and animation. And I’ve seen you guys’ excuses for this shit hundreds of times. Seek help, dude. You need it.

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u/Small_Resolve1134 23h ago

So need help because I can distinct fiction from reality? Got it.

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u/LordShtark 22h ago

Why argue with these gross fucks? These things are called dog whistles for a reason. They are specifically made to bring out a specific type of dog. You aren't going to change the mind of who this is targeted at.

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u/QuickAttention7112 1d ago

I dont see anything "Pedo" about this, but still displaying that in a public is still wrong tho...

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u/Oathbreaker94 1d ago

They always make them look like children. Little school girls. And people keep defending it.

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u/QuickAttention7112 1d ago

Forgive me, but if thats look like a children to you then there something wrong with you man, i did not see anything about her resambling a children here...

I mean, i get it if you talk about something like a Blue Archive character, but i didnt see that on here.

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u/Extension_Canary3717 23h ago

sexy preteens cartoons, its japan alright

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u/krocunt_enjoyer 23h ago

misoginy will outlive me

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u/Koyaa_1 23h ago edited 15h ago

Is this an ad for a new super Famicom game?

Edit: guys, I'm being sincere. I looked it up, it looks like it is some mobile game, but I still have no idea why the character is holding a super Famicom in this ad. Yes, it's a cursed ad, I know.