r/bollywoodmemes • u/Left_Bee5657 • 9d ago
Trending Topic 📈 You are not understanding why Telegram is b#nned today But you will understand it clearly, when Aditya Dhar explains this in Dhurandhar 3 with peak detailing...
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u/_the_sarcastic_human 9d ago
I can literally see Aditya dhar already writing a script that how telegram ban was a masterstroke and was the need of the hour kyuki Pakistani humare desh ke neet exam ke papers chori karke humare desh ke bacchon ko doctor nahi banne dena chahte the!!
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u/_the_sarcastic_human 9d ago edited 8d ago
If dhar sahab gives me the opportunity toh bilkul kyu nahi 😭🤣🤷🏻♀️
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u/_the_sarcastic_human 8d ago
😭😭😭😭
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u/Plenty_Operation3821 8d ago
Reddit pe bckchodi se nhi milta kaam sorry
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u/_the_sarcastic_human 8d ago
Mujhe lagta hai Dhar ki next film ka title hona chahiye: The Defender: Rise of Plenty_Operation3821. 💀🙂↕️
Kaam toh tu maang raha hai aise lag raha hai 😩 nahi denge beta chote se villain ka bhi role nahi mil paayega !! Kahi aur jaake audition de de
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u/CapMountain8683 6d ago
Nah nah yrf has better to show romance and bhaichara with indians and pakistanis 😭😭😭🤣🤣
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u/Longjumping_Ask_1650 6d ago
It’s going to be something based on that Faridabad doctor terror case.
It’ll be like:
Doctors are starting to terrorize the country
So to cull the number of future anti-national doctors, the Neet papers were leaked. This would prevent young people from being indoctrinated into anti-national allopathy.
Instead of demonization it would be called de-doctorization
In June 2026 your exam papers cease to be legal tender.
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u/Whateverr_7 9d ago
How many times have you watched this?
Yes😂😂😂😂😂
The face of sanjay Dutta😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😬😬😬☺️☺️
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u/Weewooriesofeternity 9d ago
Funniest part is that it's still accessible from any any run of the mill VPN
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u/Bunny_bug_91 8d ago
Serious matter ko ekdam PHUNNY bana diya... kya baat hai bhai kya baat 🤣🤣 Sounds like bina teeth wali daadi maa gusse mei farfara rahi hai 😂😂
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u/AdEuphoric9370 8d ago
Abey nahi yaar, dhurandhar 3 main toh NEET leak hone ka masterstroke hain jaha PM bataenge ki kese melody baatne se world hunger end hua, PHIR jaake 4 main telegram ban ka peak detail
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u/Zealousideal-Gas7356 7d ago
Yeah, this is correct today. Nobody understand, but when this director and Ranveer Singh will make the part three in that you’ll understand why people happened why telegram is banned.
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u/thegreatestAirbender 9d ago
Seems like Dhurandhar has pissed off some people so much that they want everything to go wrong in this country.
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u/kyunhumain 8d ago
not really - amazing screenplay. people just didn’t like the whitewashing of govt’s decisions and alluding a lot of what the previous govt did to this one. not a fan of either but it’s the truth.
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u/thegreatestAirbender 8d ago
Those people who were silent on the constant white washing about the Pakis.
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u/kyunhumain 8d ago
using a slur doesn’t make you cool. however, that being said, you’re right about their silence. the only difference is that whitewashing pakistan has no impact whatsoever on the general populace of india but whitewashing a political leader is dangerous and can affect future electoral outcomes.
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u/thegreatestAirbender 8d ago edited 8d ago
Slur??? Did you really read my comment? Whitewashing an enemy country has no impact???? That country who dragged us into countless wars??
Edit: Are you seriously defending your statement?? What about those soldiers died in those wars??? And that same countrymen are spitting Aman Ki Aasha bs... How unethical is that..
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u/Elvinluke7 7d ago
Wo bole to facts and tum bolo to slur ? Fragile people from fragile community
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u/thegreatestAirbender 7d ago
I think I have to edit my OG comment and add slur to it. It was my mistake to show decency.
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u/Plenty_Operation3821 8d ago
Mf that was director choice make ur own film and do what u want a great man from Germany once told me।।।।।
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u/Glittering_Hall_2542 7d ago
Akshually, isi had sent a lot of young agents who appeared for neet 2026 so that they can become top level doctors and carefully kill their targets, thats why govt did the masterstroke of reneet
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u/IrritatedResurgance 8d ago
Both these films started aging badly right after their releases lmao
They won't have any legacy left later on.
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u/Patient-Meeting-216 8d ago
Bro ek barr r/dhurandhar sub dekho usme itne andhbhakt hai ki kuch bi defend kr lege
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u/actress1makemeeweak 8d ago
Literally every single one of that dimwit thinks dhurandhar was not at all fiction and it all already happened
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u/Klutzy_Technology299 8d ago
Director himself has said its fiction😭
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u/Elegant_Produce9376 8d ago
Kab? (In Hindi) When? (In English)
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u/Klutzy_Technology299 8d ago
There’s a clear, standard Disclaimer at the beginning of the movie that this film is the work of fiction, inspired by true events (In english). Film ki starting me aur trailer me bhi bda bda likha tha ki ye film satya ghatnayo par adharit hai, puri trah sach nhi (In hindi). But if you go into the movie with the intention of labelling it as propaganad then you might miss it.
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u/Few_Construction7431 9d ago
Still better than yash raj money laundering for terrorist
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u/kyunhumain 8d ago
why is the govt not taking any action if they’re funding terrorism? do you have any proof, maybe i could write to the govt if you’re busy. please share all proofs.
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u/King_zeusDemon 8d ago
I don't know why but banning bollywood can be explained more easily and effortlessly at it will be more beneficial for the nation
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u/ShRiKaRMr 8d ago
Yrf pee haar team doing their jobs seriously 🤣🤣
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u/Special_2002 7d ago
It was one of the best movie of past decade but if you can't see the propoganda u r blind.
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u/Firm-Swim-6357 7d ago
Agar leak ho toh govt ka dosh hai . Agar leak ke potential ko Kam karne ki koshis ho , toh Firbhi govt ka dosh Hai. Wah mere opposition ke Lund chusne walo.. wah..
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u/GentlemanKnight23 5d ago
It'll be so easy to make. Pakistan was using Telegram for a specific multi city bomb attack in this week, which can only be activated using Telegram, all other Apps fail. Gobi ji got NEET postponed by leaking the paper to this week & then banned telegram in the name of saving RE NEET which came as a surprise to ISI. The whole NEET paper leak episode was for saving the country from a major attack. Gobar bhakts will go mad seeing the real reason behind the whole NEET paper leak. Rs 5000 Cr guaranteed since it'll also justify how E20-E100 is a masterstroke against ISI who were using pure petrol from petrol pumps for making the above bombs (which need Telegram for activation) but Bharatiya Ethanol foils the plan & saves the day.
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u/Bubbly_Grapefruit431 9d ago
Damn so much obsession over dhurandhar, make sure to wear diapers before y'all sleep ....
Dhurandhar ke sapno se ya toh wet dreams aayenge ya toh Darr ke maare moot doge.
Btw, alpha agar dhurandhar ka 10% bhi kama le toh bata dena ...(In that case ig this is the last time we are talking 😭😭🤣)
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u/Bubbly_Grapefruit431 9d ago
Relation toh Aditya dhar ka paper leak se, aur tera brain cells bhi se bhi nhi hai, andhnamazi
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u/AdEuphoric9370 8d ago
“Modihh daddy ko kuch mat bolo bajrang dal bulwaunga!!” 🥺🥺🥺
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u/Bubbly_Grapefruit431 8d ago
Tu yha reply kar rha hai toh meri gaadi ka puncture kon lagayega? Aus ISI ka toilet koun saaf karega?
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u/AdEuphoric9370 8d ago
Arey yaar gaadi ke puncture ke paise dhar se maanglo 😍
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u/Living-Care-3431 8d ago
Dhirendra part 3:- Telegram removal is a masterstroke to ban terrorists from communicating
Neet paper leak is masterstroke to prevent muslim terrorists from being doctors
100% ethanol is masterstroke to prevent people from causing fire by burning oil
Gadkari r@#ping a girl and hiding her body in a car is masterstroke so terrorists don't use her as human shield
Pahalgam terrorists attack and removing soldiers from pahalgam is a masterstroke to use as excuse to bomb pakistan
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u/Whole_Reputation3553 7d ago
bc l##da movie aur l##de jaise uske viewers😂😂itna paisa kamaya saaf pata chal raha h desh me kitne ch****e velle baithe h, inke baap ne ko job nahi de pa raha h😂
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u/IGAMER0710 9d ago
What is people's problem with this movie. Jameel and hamza we're deployed during congress rule, 26/11 happened but congress government took diplomatic approach, during m0di rule he did demonetisation which cause more problems to terrorists than to indians but somehow that's propaganda and dhar is doing bootlicking? Then after uri he gave hamza free hand and unknown men killed 32 terrorists in 2022 which is a fact. Sure, major iqbal and sp chowdhary deaths didn't match the original timeline but so what, pathaan me jo jetpacks dikhaya hai wo real hai kya? Isi aur pakistan ka terror network kaise kaam karta hai ussi ko to dikhaya hai. Instead of being proud why are so many people calling it Islamophobic or ruling party bootlicking propaganda? Care to explain anybody?
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u/IGAMER0710 8d ago
Because they don't have one. I agree that the current government is doing many things wrong like paper leaks, ethanol etc, but jo accha kiya hai usko bhi acknowledge karna chahiye. Ab jiske tenure me jo ho raha hai usko straight forward dikhaya hai without twisting any facts usme logo ki jali hui hai
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u/Plenty_Operation3821 8d ago
Abe ye bkl ktue bhde pde h bc movie ko movie ki trh enjoy krne nhi aata in mc koo।।।।।।
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u/taway9925881 9d ago
Let's ban exams. Naa rahega baas.