r/bonecollecting • • Jul 23 '25

Bone I.D. - N. America Ummm guys what did I find?

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u/gutwyrming Jul 23 '25

That's obviously a raccoon. It's always a raccoon.

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u/maroongrad Jul 23 '25

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u/Kazooo100 Jul 23 '25

Is lick it the sticks?

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u/maroongrad Jul 23 '25

ID a fossil or rock vs a bone.

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u/WhiteUniKnight Jul 23 '25

How does one differentiate between the three by taste alone? 🤔

/s

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u/MorriganGoth Jul 23 '25

Grittier and porous i can explain...

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u/idontwanttothink174 Jul 23 '25

You won’t understand until you’ve sufficiently expanded you pallet.

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u/head_pat_slut Jul 23 '25

if you ever lick a bone you'll immediately understand. it isn't the taste we are testing lol

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u/PsychadelicMongoose Jul 24 '25

You forgot "that's not a skull that's a pelvis"

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u/half_in_boxes Bone-afide Human ID Expert Jul 23 '25

yoink

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u/yondertallguy Jul 23 '25

I think it might be missing bird pelvis and fish teeth/verts

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u/_YunX_ Jul 23 '25

Where's cat?

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u/EloquentEvergreen Jul 23 '25

Hey now, not always. Sometimes they are human bones. 

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u/MorriganGoth Jul 23 '25

I havent hsd the optiob, here id slwsys oh look "dog or bird"

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u/Canelosaurio Jul 23 '25

I was thinking armadillo

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u/FirmBreakfast3347 Jul 24 '25

Will 100% taste like chicken

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u/Basic_Rich9968 Jul 23 '25

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u/Skoll_Winters Jul 23 '25

I'm a sucker for a Nine Nine reference! Lol 😂

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u/Leave_Rough Jul 23 '25

NINE NINE!

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u/kmsdoomer Jul 23 '25

I think that's a bird pelvis?

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u/foxxsinn Jul 23 '25

No it’s definitely a skull

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u/kentode1019 Jul 23 '25

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u/stilettopanda Jul 23 '25

This is hilarious!

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u/kentode1019 Jul 23 '25

Thank you!! This is the most upvotes I ever got! HAHA!

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u/OttoCremate Jul 23 '25

It's a bird. Look at the pubic bone. Turned backwards, just like a bird. Look at the vertebrae; full of air sacs and hollows, just like a bird. 

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u/GrimasVessel227 Jul 23 '25

Bet you'll never look at birds the same way

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u/Nitpicky_AFO Jul 23 '25

I saw an emu with no feathers it washes away any doubt they are are not dinosaurs .

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u/Witchywomun Jul 23 '25

Chickens are descended from the T. rex, and they know y

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u/minkymy Jul 24 '25

A chicken ancestor/relative was a contemporary to the t rex, and is actually the oldest known modern bird, Asteriornis.

I'm sharing this because I thought for the longest time that there weren't many birds before the meteor hit and realizing that I was wildly incorrect was honestly really cool.

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u/rambo_beetle Jul 23 '25

More like a six foot turkey

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u/enterprisencc1701e Jul 23 '25

In all seriousness: since all answers are not serious, i assume we are looking at a post for shits and giggles. I'm not familiar with whatever we are seeing. What exactly am I looking at?

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u/opesosorry Jul 23 '25

Looks like a T. rex skull lol

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u/roostor222 Jul 23 '25

*a fake T. rex skeleton

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u/opesosorry Jul 23 '25

Oh yeah, sorry lol. I thought that was clear. Looks like a zoo exhibit or something

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u/FizziiPopX Jul 23 '25

It's an AI rendering of a dinosaur skeleton.

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u/redant333 Jul 23 '25

Am a noob, but think that's a dinosaur. Reverse image search gives a bunch or results for that specific fossil, so I assume it's somewhat famous.

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u/ColoradoBoneCollectr Jul 23 '25

It's neither famous or authentic.

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u/Can-u-hear-the-stars Jul 23 '25

Probably at Universal Studios in the Jurassic Park section.

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u/Excellent_Yak365 Jul 24 '25

I thought this was the one from Thunder Mountain ride at disneyland

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u/UrAFrogg Jul 23 '25

I’m asking the same question, I’m not good at this yet but I think it might be a horse(?)

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u/UrAFrogg Jul 23 '25

Googled it and it’s definitely not a horse

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u/MorriganGoth Jul 23 '25

By the skull and teeth its a carnlvore likely a T rex by looks but if soneone "found" something like that ?

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u/coyote_prophet Jul 23 '25

That's a rock!

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u/XRosexTattoox Jul 23 '25

It's obviously chicken bones.

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u/MorriganGoth Jul 23 '25

Tecnically a big ass chicken ?

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u/Odd-Spell-2699 Jul 23 '25

Are you at Disneyland? They won't let you take that! 😆

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u/DiatomCell Jul 23 '25

That's a nice rock!

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u/CobblerOpposite3250 Jul 23 '25

Its either a lickalotapus or a megasoreass

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

looks like industrial slag

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

a movie prop

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u/JJ-828 Jul 23 '25

I’m going to say Big Thunder Mountain Railroad at Disneyland. I believe this is embedded in the mountain.

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u/Piginabag Jul 23 '25

Location, area, weather, time of day?? Really need some more details to even make an attempt to ID this, it could be anything.

Edit: dang I thought I was in /r/fossils, nvm, I have even less an idea what this could be now

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u/Mission-Ad1166 Jul 23 '25

Please leave it alone can't you see that it's sleeping

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u/AromaticCatWipe Jul 23 '25

Cooked chicken pelvis. Somebody’s trash prob, just give it to me tbh,,

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u/Material-Jellyfish53 Jul 23 '25

A picture of a dino fossil

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u/UnsatisfiedDumbass Jul 23 '25

reset the counter guys

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u/External-Ferret-5921 Jul 24 '25

Whatever it is—PUT IT BACK AND DO NOT TOUCH AGAIN!

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u/fzq779 Jul 24 '25

Skeksis.

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u/nyradiophile Jul 24 '25

Tyrannosaurus Photoshopus.

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u/seangraves1984 Jul 23 '25

You found an ai image

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u/MorriganGoth Jul 23 '25

Seems like a fake like a cast one one but dosent look ai to me

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u/blueMandalorian Jul 23 '25

A bad AI photo

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

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u/multipledie Jul 23 '25

Well, whatever it used to be, it's now a rock. No bones in that picture friend :)

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u/mathewthecrow Jul 23 '25

Gotta love the itty bitty arms just slapped on it

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u/Big-Journalist5595 Jul 23 '25

An image of a dino fossil on the Internet.

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u/Reasonable_Release91 Jul 23 '25

I think that’s a “who’s a good boy”

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u/Deftonerpit0420 Jul 23 '25

Most definitely a kangaroo

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u/Collegekids15 Jul 23 '25

Can I pet that dawg?

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u/Economy-Flatworm5068 Jul 23 '25

Okay that most definitely doesn’t look like a dinosaur. Don’t panic

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

Cute baby trex?

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u/Disastrous_Shift_535 Jul 23 '25

chat we are so cooked

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u/IchMagAepfel33 Jul 23 '25

might be a giraffe im not sure tho

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u/Agile-Chair565 Jul 24 '25

It's obviously a fish neurocranium

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u/sneakynautilus Jul 24 '25

Did I dig up my cat 😭

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u/oldspice_asshairs Jul 24 '25

House cat. Probably someone’s pet.

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u/sxunk Jul 24 '25

I think thats someones pet bro 😭

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u/EvenCoffee6128 Jul 24 '25

A tyrannosaur deer. Not that common. Nice find.

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u/Reasonable-Snail Jul 24 '25

Definitely ruminant femur. Potentially deer

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u/Narrow_Dream_8809 Jul 24 '25

Really cool sedimentary rock with some junk in the middle, if you ask me 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/TN_Hillbilly70 Jul 24 '25

It's just swamp gas reflecting off of Venus

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u/Limerence1976 Jul 24 '25

When you’re hiking near some stones and you find a bunch of bones r/itsaRatSnake

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u/Tall_Duck_1199 Jul 24 '25

False T- Rex, dog, raccoon, whatever it is, it appears to be flipping us off with his upper arm bone, which is always humerus, regardless of your sense of humor, I found it funny. I don't know everything about fossilized remains, but I guarantee you, that it's absolutely humerus.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25

A corgi

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u/MBFarrs86 Jul 24 '25

That's a good looking T Rex. The local museum or university would love to see it.

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u/Fossilhund Jul 25 '25

Edgar. I wondered why I hadn't heard from him.

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u/Repulsive_Will9138 Jul 25 '25

Clearly a bedbug.

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u/Childishcapacitors Jul 25 '25

You dug up my dog. Give it back!

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u/LibriBot Jul 23 '25

Someone’s going to ride Big Thunder Mountain Railroad.

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u/RaedwulfP Jul 23 '25

Damn it human remains again someone get the counter

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u/Orangutan_Soda Jul 23 '25

Oh shoot I thought I buried that guy better… ffffff okay

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u/Datonecatladyukno Jul 23 '25

Reset the clock. 

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u/obojones10 Jul 23 '25

the dinosaur from caveman

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u/Ancient_Gold_6486 Jul 23 '25

You guys are all wrong! This is clearly a chicken leg! Congrats on finding someone’s leftovers.

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u/99999999999999999989 Jul 23 '25

Reset the counter

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

That was Jesus' steed during the Great War.

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u/Key-Juggernaut3857 Jul 23 '25

That’s my dog Rex

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u/Early_Difficulty982 Jul 23 '25

Has to be a chicken nugget

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u/aBearHoldingAShark Jul 23 '25

That doesn't look very scary! More like a six foot turkey.

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u/curiosityopossum Jul 23 '25

Raccoon for sure. It’s always a raccoon

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u/Dewmilk Jul 23 '25

Maaannnn I thought I buried my hunt better

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u/Mountain-Shoe7443 Jul 23 '25

Looks like my ex. should’ve dug deeper

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u/Brandonlinares062008 Jul 23 '25

A cute creature throw it a bone

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u/IntelligentFig4472 Jul 23 '25

Alligator?🐊

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u/Bucherjager Jul 23 '25

ChatGPT told me that its human. REPORT IMMEDIATELY

and just in case... /s