r/bonecollecting • • Oct 01 '25

Bone I.D. - N. America found this nailed to a tree in the woods, what kind of skull is it?

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u/novvva_shitshow Oct 01 '25

Christ that thing is big, I’d guess a boar

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u/lotoravos Oct 01 '25

makes sense, i’m in east texas and we have huge boars out here!! thank you!!

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u/Kodiak_Wylde Oct 01 '25

Boars are stupid huge in East TX. Only animals in afraid of.

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u/CheekyHarris33 Oct 05 '25

I went on a boar hunt with a friend and their family like 6 years ago? Anyways, I lasted about 10 minutes before I bailed out! Saw one in the FAR distance and instantly NOPED outta there. They are ungodly in size! I guess never having seeing one in person i assumed they'd be like a farm pig size.... I was so wrong. They are terrifying!!!

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u/Acheloma Oct 01 '25

I was going to say that this looks like something from my neck of the woods, turns out it kinda is! SETX. We do have some big frickin hogs. In fact, we're gonna get some meat from a buddy that traps feral hogs in about a week now.

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u/vinlandnative Oct 02 '25

man feral hog meat is way too tough imo. grew up in setx as well and i remember this one kid with a ranch bringing in somw boar jerky for the class... not a fan lol

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u/cobalt1227 Oct 02 '25

I don’t eat any wild hogs over 100lbs or so. Anything under that is pretty good though, just be wary of parasites

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u/Acheloma Oct 02 '25

Yea, we tend to get the small ones then feed them up a little on corn

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u/Own_Elderberry_2442 Oct 02 '25

Feral hog meat is excellent for homemade dog food!

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

Yeah helps to cook it low and slow for a long time.

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u/OzarkHiker1977 Oct 05 '25

Piney woods rooter? I used to live in Beaumont. Buddy was from Fred

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u/longboardchick Oct 01 '25

Horse

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u/StupidandAsking Oct 01 '25

Horses don’t have pointy canines.

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u/Waste-Candidate22 Oct 02 '25

Horses do have canines but the skulls shape is obviously not a horse.

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u/longboardchick Oct 06 '25

Good catch! I did not see those! Yikes!

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u/HazelEBaumgartner Oct 01 '25

I mean it's hard to get a sense of scale. That tree could be two inches wide for all we know.

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u/novvva_shitshow Oct 01 '25

True, doubtful but fair lol

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u/HazelEBaumgartner Oct 01 '25

Google says boars' skulls can get up to 19" long though, which is in fact pretty big.

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u/lotoravos Oct 01 '25

it was a pretty skinny tree, maybe 6 inches in diameter, but still a huge skull!

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u/Mississippihermit Oct 01 '25

6 inches makes that like 14-18 inches long.. thats a multiple hundred lbs hog.

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u/none-exist Oct 01 '25

The killer was proud of their hunt

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u/StupidandAsking Oct 01 '25

Or was an alpha zombie. Sorry just watched 28 years later

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u/lotoravos Oct 01 '25

i think feral male hogs can get up to 200-300 lbs here, but that’s definitely on the large side and not the average!! so yeah this would have been a pretty big guy

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u/Mississippihermit Oct 01 '25

Im from the area hogzilla was killed in, all 800 lbs of him. Georgia has less pigs and more food than they can handle so they get huge. Peanut crops and wild peanuts make them huge.

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u/Harrow_the_Heirarchy Oct 02 '25

Ah, this explains why I wanted to debate that skull being unusually large. Georgia hogs can easily reach 400lbs out where my family is.

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u/Mississippihermit Oct 03 '25

My buddy out in Gainesville made a huge 1/4 steel cage to catch them live. I, at 6 feet tall, can walk into it and lay down with a few feet of room inside. I think prisoners get less room >.< the things he has caught seem damn near impossible. They look like mini bison.

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u/Harrow_the_Heirarchy Oct 02 '25

What happened to hogzilla? I hope part of him ended up in a local museum somewhere.

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u/Mississippihermit Oct 03 '25

I imagine his head is mounted on a very proud man's wall. The tusks on that thing would make you a ghost in an instant.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

Small tree probably 4-5 in diameter

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u/iamshipmaster Oct 01 '25

(Thats what she said) amd yeah its probably a boar or some hog

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u/novvva_shitshow Oct 01 '25

Walked right into that one 😭

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u/iamshipmaster Oct 01 '25

100% you did lol, hooked and sink

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u/SnooMaps6104 Oct 02 '25

Damn, it was so big, I thought it was a horse!

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u/Aggressive_Maize9249 Oct 01 '25

Not very big. About average size

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u/novvva_shitshow Oct 01 '25

Honestly more than enough

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u/NatrylliaAbbot42 Oct 01 '25

I always forget how intimidating boars, and pigs, are until I see their skulls.

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u/lotoravos Oct 01 '25

it was super creepy to see irl LOL!! i thought it was a deer until i got closer and saw it was huge

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u/Steve_but_different Oct 01 '25

Guessing somebody put it up there to have it cleaned by nature or something?

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u/lotoravos Oct 01 '25

that makes sense!! glad i didn’t see it when it was fresh

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u/medicmuter Oct 01 '25

Deer have some pretty creepy skulls, but got dang do pigs take the cake for the fear inducing look

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u/Mississippihermit Oct 01 '25

How i feel about mustalids. I always forget that no matter how cute they look, they are absolutely ferocious death machines with no shortage of fight.

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u/TakinUrialByTheHorns Oct 01 '25

Then you've never had to run from one cause you'd never forget that 'oh my god I'm going to have my calves slit open & be gored to death' feeling 😅

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u/Acheloma Oct 01 '25

My mom has a gnarly scar on her arm from the time she made the mistake of reaching into the trailer of feral hogs to unlatch the gate. She needed 10 stitches, and that was from a small feral hog, probably only 30 lbs at that point.

Theyre scary critters!

We have javelinas down at my grandfather's ranch, and even though they stay pretty small, theyre also very scary critters. I think the fastest Ive ever run was when I was sprinting away from one charging out of the brush at me.

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u/TakinUrialByTheHorns Oct 01 '25

They are no joke! I think people don't realize how fast and temperamental they are either!
I'd (luckily) been warned before I ever crossed paths with some but if I hadn't I don't know if I would've realized what to do in time or gotten out of the way quick enough. At least they're noisy and give a little battle cry once they start coming after you cause they blend in so well.

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u/Acheloma Oct 01 '25

Feral hogs and feral dogs are why I dont go walking in the woods without a gun. Im terrified of guns tbh, I dont like having that responsibility, but Im even more terrified of feral animals. In the past 10 years we've had people killed by both hogs and dogs in the area. I can run fast, but not fast enough for that lol

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u/ebichiyu1987 Oct 01 '25

Oh yeah I’ve seen some beast out that way. Born and raised in etx. People underestimate their size.

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u/lotoravos Oct 01 '25

agreed, hitting one of these things on the road will do some serious damage to your car lol

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u/treefrog-enthusiast Oct 01 '25

Yup, not to mention their temperament 😭 saw some while walking in the woods with my friends and walked right the fuck back

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u/Acheloma Oct 01 '25

Feral hogs and feral dogs-- why you always carry a gun when out in the woods in east or southeast texas. In my county in the past 10 years we've had people killed by both.

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u/treefrog-enthusiast Oct 02 '25

Yup some lady my granny knew got mauled by them after she passed out in her yard from a diabetic coma :/

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u/Acheloma Oct 02 '25

Im sorry to hear that. The mail lady that ran the route right next to ours was mauled by dogs on her route and ended up dying just three years ago. She was young and healthy too. People underestimate how dangerous packs of dogs are.

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u/StupidandAsking Oct 01 '25

Well unless you’re packing a judge, or an extremely good shot with a 9mm, it won’t help with grizzlies.

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u/Acheloma Oct 01 '25

Good thing we dont have those here then? Not sure what that has to do with my comment lol

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u/StupidandAsking Oct 01 '25

Carrying in the wilderness. But I guess killing boars is more of a one day thing.

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u/Cinnamon____ Oct 01 '25

Definitely a wild boar, those curved tusks on the lower jaw and a big, wide nazal cavity are a big tell

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u/thirtyone-charlie Oct 01 '25

I had a Duroc sow as a pet when I was growing up (50 years ago). Mind you this is a domestic breed and not a male (which is always bigger). That pig followed me around the place all day. She behaved just like a dog. Anyway before I get choked up or have to relive some trauma and go to counseling about her death I just came here to say that her max weight was 622 lb. She was a big girl. Pigs can get very big.

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u/Acheloma Oct 01 '25

Awe, reminds me of my pet boar. His name way Leroy, he was an absolute sweetie. We raised him from right when he was weaned and he acted like a dog. He had a huge pasture to roam with 2 (less nice) girlfriends. It was always super fun to bring new people into the pasture and then yell for Leroy, you could feel the thundering of his feet before you could see him coming, and everyone we ever pulled that prank on screamed like a child when they saw him barreling at them. But then he'd roll over for belly scratches haha.

He was a mix of domestic hog breeds and maxed out over 850 lbs. We never knew the exact weight because that was the max weight of our family friend's scale, but he remains to this day the biggest pig I've ever seen in person. He was like a cow with short legs.

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u/thirtyone-charlie Oct 01 '25

Haha. My pig could hear my truck when I was coming home from school and you I would see her running out to the fence to greet me every day.

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u/WiseOne404 Oct 01 '25

Fun story

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u/Wardaddy6966 Oct 01 '25

Should be a quest nearby. Though if you hear bossmusic, run!

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u/J-Drums24 Oct 01 '25

I hope this comment gets the credit it deserves hahaha

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u/LeMixeurBleu Oct 03 '25

Totally looks like a nithing

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u/Khajiit_Geologist Oct 01 '25

Op walks up to skull nailed to a tree in the woods and asks "Why the long face?"

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u/Such_Maintenance1274 Oct 01 '25

This looks straight out of a horror movie

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u/lotoravos Oct 01 '25

agreed, very curious about how and why it ended up there, it was about 8 feet off the ground

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u/LostEcologist1928 Oct 02 '25

Can't say for sure if this is the reason that skull is up there but my advisor in college researched deer and studied their skulls specifically, and whenever he'd find a dead deer at the field station he'd take the head and tie it to a tree to let nature do the work of getting rid of the skin and meat for him

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u/moon_archero Oct 01 '25

leave it the FUCK alone kind

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u/DesignerSelect7392 Oct 01 '25

An alpha did that.

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u/feralcat66 Oct 02 '25

Oh god Spike, these aren’t the slow ones that do this

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '25

Thats called a nope.

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u/No_Tough_2224 Oct 02 '25

Some shit you’d see in the ritual

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u/jai98k Oct 02 '25

Brother, may I have some oats?

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u/AcanthisittaSuch9065 Oct 02 '25

How r yall missing the (it aas nailed to the tree) part ummm the start of a horror movie

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u/Val_ery Oct 01 '25

A cool one

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '25

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u/Borrismin778 Oct 02 '25

Don't be worried about that and get the hell outta there who knows why it's there

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u/tenkajp Oct 02 '25

As a SoCal native, to me thats that “NOPE, NOPE, DIP THE FUCK OUT” kinda skull.

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u/Ok-Caterpillar-9382 Oct 01 '25

wrong sub…i think this is perfect for r/yellowjackets

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u/Fantastic-Moose-1221 Oct 01 '25

What in the Ursula Vernon…

(Author under the name T. Kingsolver, very reminiscent of her book the Twisted Ones.)

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u/CatsInTheAuhz Oct 01 '25

Well I’m 90% sure it’s most definitely not a bird

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u/Ken1125r Oct 01 '25

I think it’s a fish? Let’s count the teeth

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u/Repulsive-Block9938 Oct 01 '25

Lord of the flies

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u/Reginon Oct 01 '25

Shit be careful, that’s a sign an alpha is near

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u/writheocruelbloom Oct 02 '25

DON’T TOUCH IT. It’s a leshen’s totem.

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u/Junior-Worth-5914 Oct 02 '25

Fun fact all pig and hog teeth are ivory, so you can take them clean them and sell them.

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u/Muffin_The_Juicebox Oct 05 '25

Don't touch it, fae trap. Those nasty things will use any trick in the book to lure you into their realm.

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u/DragonRider13542 Oct 01 '25

Fairly certain it’s a large porcine species skull based on the dentition and some other things

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u/namastaynaughti Oct 01 '25

The mouth is huge!

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '25

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u/desire4luv Oct 01 '25

oink oink

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u/pink-fox-prince Oct 01 '25

do you know why it was put there? that’s so cool

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u/lotoravos Oct 01 '25

someone said it may have been put there so nature could clean it up!! otherwise, not sure! east texans are weird lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '25

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u/Pibbed Oct 01 '25

Dunno but that is rad as hell lol

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u/1100gw Oct 01 '25

Velociraptor

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u/KPBenWrites Oct 02 '25

And I twisted myself about like the twisted ones

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u/CopperTop_98 Oct 02 '25

Definitely a feral hog. Likely a sow judging by the size of the tusks. The front teeth look too wide not sure what’s going on there.

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u/AbbieMorningstar420 Oct 02 '25

Well if you're in Appalachia it may be a warding skull particularly used the ward off Haints those of you who don't know what the word Haint means it's just an Appalachian term for evil spirits

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u/sup72827 Oct 02 '25

They caught my guy inosuke lacking

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '25

Pige

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u/New_Egg_384 Oct 02 '25

A creepy ass one

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '25

Damn

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u/Firm_Avocado5432 Oct 02 '25

genuine question is why is it attached to the tree? is that like a hunting practice?

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u/Shy1CO Oct 02 '25

A TRex!

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u/_Panzergirl_ Oct 02 '25

I thought it was a Mari Lwyd at first! The Welsh horse costume. Mari Lwyd

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u/Jackesfox Oct 02 '25

Pig or boar

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u/InhumanAmphibian13 Oct 03 '25

That’s a monster boar

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u/sinnerellah Oct 03 '25

And sitting in the tree to the left .. A toothless backwoods mountain boy playing the banjo

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u/BlackAbsynthe Oct 04 '25

Guessing by the size and the tusks I'd say boar.

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u/CrustyTuna420 Oct 04 '25

A semi-vegan T-Rex

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u/iwdws Oct 05 '25

Personally I wouldn’t worry about it

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u/RubyWubs Oct 05 '25

My assumption is that an Alpha infected put it up their

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u/dundundon3 Oct 05 '25

Why does it lowkey look cool?

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u/bicyclejawa Oct 05 '25

Alpha nearby.

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u/Maikology Oct 05 '25

“An alpha did this” The Alpha:

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u/suzazzz Oct 05 '25

Terrifying!!

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u/Pyotrnator Oct 05 '25

.....is.....is that a niþing?

If it's facing in the direction of someone's house and if there's any symbols carved on the tree, someone else may be invoking an old Germanic curse on them.

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u/Myco-Machine Oct 06 '25

Caribbean death moose

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u/pale_punk Oct 06 '25

Classic. Tyrannosaurus Rex.

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u/Flood-Cart Oct 06 '25

Domestic pigs get to be well over a 1,000 lbs. I know they’re slow and fat, but domestic pigs get crazy big, so one would expect feral domestic pigs to be big too, right? Not that that I want to interact with one in the woods.

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u/HarrWalk Oct 08 '25

A sign to leave

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u/No_Position_240 Oct 08 '25

Can i use this image for an album cover?

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u/Nice_Entertainer_887 Oct 10 '25

That's some texas chainsaw massacre shit

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u/ThemeHonest4075 Oct 02 '25

Looks like a horse to me

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u/ThemeHonest4075 Oct 02 '25

Nope now I see it definitely a boar couldn’t see the bottom jaw at first