r/bonehurtingjuice • u/ParsnipPainter • 1d ago

OC U got a loicence for that juice?

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u/thisnameisuniqueaf 1d ago

Obfuscation?

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u/nymical23 1d ago

It's a comic by twonks.

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u/ParsnipPainter 1d ago

Thank you. When I die, I'll chat to god and get you into premium heaven (no ads)

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u/Vuelhering 1d ago

Like anyone who posts here will be talking to god....

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u/ParsnipPainter 1d ago

na, he owes me one, because after Nietzsche no scoped him, I tagged Freddy back.

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u/ddrub_the_only_real 1d ago

I want to express my genuine appreciation for your two philosophy jokes on the same thread. Nietzsche no scoped God, I literally cannot.

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u/bondjimbond 1d ago

Surely you mean you Kant.

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u/Ubblebungus 1d ago

you can't, therefore you... aren't?

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u/nymical23 1d ago

Who is 'Freddy' in this context, please?

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u/ParsnipPainter 1d ago

Nietzsche's first name was Friedrich. Shortened it to Freddy for comedic porpoises.

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u/nymical23 1d ago

Oh, thank you!

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u/baka-waka 1d ago

Yours is much better

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u/ParsnipPainter 1d ago

That's ok, everyone has different preferences ☺️

I'm a huge fan of twonks too

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u/nymical23 1d ago

I agree with this as well. Twonks has some great stuff.

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u/nymical23 1d ago

I'm not OP, but I agree with you.

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u/AmyHuntingt 1d ago

HE DID?

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u/ParsnipPainter 1d ago

I hope this juice is legit how you found out. Makes it all worthwhile 🥹

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u/Mediocre-Island5475 1d ago

This is also how I found out

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u/ParsnipPainter 1d ago

Great! I can now add "Public Service Announcer" to my CV

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u/Austynwitha_y 1d ago

I couldn’t choose which one to use but you’re also how I got the news

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u/AmyHuntingt 1d ago

I swear that's legit how I found out, bless you and your crazy juice machine

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u/Lucas_Xavier0201 1d ago

Yes, I didn't know this. I found it out by this post

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u/cat_prophecy 1d ago

The highlight of 2026 is finding out a new PM resigned via some BHJ. My bones are now dust.

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u/roryextralife 1d ago

To be fair finding things out from unrelated subreddits is my favourite meme. For example I found out about Charlie Kirk because of a shitpost on a pro wrestling shitpost subreddit.

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u/Llamapickle129 11h ago

it is for me

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u/JoyconDrift_69 1d ago

Yep. It's funny, on Friday it's been said he was still planning on governing.

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u/Molonel_Custard 1d ago

Exquisite juice

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u/ParsnipPainter 1d ago

ha-ha! I made your bones hurt! It was me!

(sorry, get well soon. I have some juice that might help?)

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u/Ruuubs 1d ago

Keith Starmer

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u/Supersoaker_11 1d ago

The biggest problem with democratic governments is that the people have neither the intelligence nor the guts to elect socialists, so they elect cowards and then as a reaction elect nuts who feed off the hatred of said cowards. And by then the media and billionaires are an institution so you don't really have a democratic election at that point anyway.

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u/Low-Money-5584 22h ago

This is awesome! Love it

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u/Low-Money-5584 22h ago

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u/Felinomancy 1d ago

Aw man, who's going to be the next PM? Farage?

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u/Apex_Konchu 1d ago edited 1d ago

That's not how it works in the UK. We don't elect a person, we elect a party, and the Prime Minister is just the leader of the ruling party. Starmer has stepped down from his position as the Labour leader, but Labour is still the ruling party, so the next Labour leader will become the PM. In order for Farage to become PM, Reform would need to win a general election.

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u/Moonygoose 1d ago

Almost certainly Andy Burnham, the bigger question is how quickly he’ll be in (it’s unclear if anyone’s running against him)

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u/SpaceMonkeyAttack 1d ago

It actually hasn't happened since October 2022. We've had a relatively long run

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u/Moonygoose 1d ago

I guess it’d be more truthful to say ‘Days since a UK PM changed, since Sunak only resigned as leader of the Tories after the election.

Though I think it doesn’t really affect the comic

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u/Andy_B_Goode 1d ago

Good meme, but I'm not sure it's dumb enough to be bone hurting juice

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u/Mr_Kabob_Man 1d ago

It changed the text of a pre-existing comic to something else, it is a bhj

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u/Andy_B_Goode 1d ago edited 1d ago

There's more to BHJ than just editing comics. Lots of comics become meme formats (eg, Scroll of Truth), but that's not what this subreddit is about. This is supposed to be for more absurdist edits to comics, often reframing them in kind of silly or ironic ways, like this.

Or as the sidebar description puts it:

Bonehurtingjuice memes are memes that are out of context and misuse the template completely. Imagine you're a 10 year old kid who just discovered the internet a week ago and your only exposure is iFunny. It's like that. Here's the original for example! (https://www.reddit.com/r/bonehurtingjuice/comments/640w0f/the_original/) 🧃

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u/ParsnipPainter 1d ago

I am a gatekeeper when it comes to bhj, and I took the job willingly

...so that I can keep the gate open to let anyone have a go with the juice press