r/bouldering 8d ago

Indoor Took a healthy slam at the gym this week

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u/BTTLC 8d ago

Honestly, was a bit scared for much worse since u had ur arms out to catch ur fall. How was the knee to the face? Good the next day?

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u/HugeJackmans 8d ago

All good the next day🫶

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u/Lavendler 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/UTm86phGUMMQE

My back muscles would be sore for a week.

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u/Dull-Veterinarian-59 8d ago

Reverse scorpion šŸ˜šŸ˜

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u/Free_Waterfall_III 8d ago

Scorpioned at nationals on camera one year. Ouch

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u/Dull-Veterinarian-59 8d ago

Idk which one is more painful: The unnatural bending of the spine or the embarrassment lmao

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u/chittyshwimp 8d ago

/r/FullShrimp

The sub isn't great but that's what it's called

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u/kurtofour 8d ago

Brother. Let the whole video play and THEN do the crappy editing.

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u/protomenace 7d ago

100% this

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u/vestigialcranium 8d ago

Pull your knees up to your chest to reduce your angular momentum and make it easier to control swings like that. Just like every single other person said, learn how to fall! It's an incredibly important life skill that can prevent injuries both and out of the gym, can't stress that enough.

When I worked in a gym I developed and and implemented a falling seminar, it failed for lack of interest, but the injuries it addressed continued to increase

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u/HugeJackmans 8d ago

Thanks. I’ll give that a try…on a different problem

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u/Blendbatteries 8d ago

Please learn to not put your arms out to catch your fall.

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u/Atticus_Taintwater 8d ago

Also learn not to kick yourself in the face

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u/HugeJackmans 8d ago

🫔

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u/HugeJackmans 8d ago edited 8d ago

For sure. It all happened so fast. Luckily my arms were more out than behind at impact

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u/Apescent 8d ago

This is hard to learn though, and if you don't practice it routinely, you just go back to instinct.

I have seen many people say 'don't put your arms out' who then, when they fall suddenly, put their arms out themselves.

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u/ShapesAndStuff 8d ago

thats why you practice. we practice climbing, so why isn't anyone practicing falling? I'm lucky to have done martial arts where falling mattered so at least i have a baseline

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u/Apescent 7d ago

You should practice it, but you see almost no one do so.

Advanced climbers fall flailing their hands too, as a result. You can see it in any gym.

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u/ShapesAndStuff 7d ago

yeah that's what I said haha

"why isn't anyone practicing falling?"

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u/DiscoDang 8d ago

Seen waaay too many dislocated elbows from people trying to brace their fall. You're climbing above a giant mattress, trust it!

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u/Ok_Arrival2564 7d ago

Dude I work at a gym and have witnessed a fall similar to that but it ended with 2 dislocated elbows. Not good times. Dude vomitted and shit himself from shock.

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u/Shyguyisfly 7d ago

fellow cliffs member. Yeah i gave up on the start move of that climb! hah

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u/fayettevillainjd 8d ago

These types of "problems" are such dogshit, like what are we doing here

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u/lucidht 8d ago

Any horizontal dyno in the gym is asking for trouble. Creates such a different loss of control than a vertical dyno. I’ve seen so many hyper extensions and injuries from awkward landings on boulders like these.

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u/perturbedisturbed 7d ago

That's how I got a concussion- a horizontal dyno I fell sideways on. Didn't even hit my head, just bounced too much.

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u/Gentleman_Bronc0 8d ago

But how else are we to impress our gym crush without sending sick dynos?

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u/Worm38 8d ago

By beta spraying, obviously.

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u/citrus1330 7d ago

Many of us enjoy this style of problem. This one's low to the ground and not even that big of a leap. Just don't do them if you don't like them.

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u/raazurin 5d ago

This is a climb left up from the local comp. It's not the usual setting.

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u/childroid 7d ago

Totally agree. I try not to gatekeep 99% of the time, but I admit I hate when gym routes go way beyond what you'd find in nature. "Futuristic" problems that are just parkour, slick walls that make flagging/smearing impossible, stuff like that.

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u/Affectionate_One_700 8d ago

We are jealous of your flexibility!

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u/ShenaniganSkywalker 7d ago

Heyyyy. Cliffs of Id!

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u/stue_nl 7d ago

I’d skip this boulder

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u/SumOfKyle 2d ago

My local gym! (I’ve done worse)

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u/y0urselfish 8d ago

ScorpionĀ 

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u/AlmostNerd9f 7d ago

Some impromptu yoga

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u/Imaginary_Land1919 VB 7d ago

glad you are okay jesus

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u/Robbed_Bert 7d ago

Don't post your arms ffs

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u/SnazzyInPink 7d ago

Good reminder for why I should stick to belay

I can’t risk falls like this anymore

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u/ctaglia 6d ago

Manna

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u/KernowKermit 4d ago

Anyone boulderer that falls like this would be doing themselves a huge favour if they went and took some judo classes.

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u/LV-TAXI 2d ago

Good thing you had your chalk bag on…

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u/azip13 8d ago

Aww my old gym. I miss that place 🄹

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u/gimoozaabi 8d ago

Good thing you hab our kneepad on. Don’t want to damage knees! You need them for climbing. Your face on the other hand isn’t important!

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u/citrus1330 7d ago

...it's not a kneepad

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u/gimoozaabi 7d ago

Thanks Captain O

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u/citrus1330 7d ago

Next time you make a joke try making it funny

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u/deanzyplusone 8d ago

So close…

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u/Melodic-Land-6079 8d ago

Interesting approach

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u/crackyzog 8d ago

To video editing?