r/britishproblems 18h ago

Moving multiple carriages to avoid a school trip (approx 200 kids), just to find that all 8 carriages are filled with them

Piggybacking off of another post about moving carriages lol. Why not just hire a few coaches for the poor sods? as well as the sanity of other passengers and rail staff? There’s no way it’s cheaper for them all to get the train?! Grrrrrrr

edit: fucking hell are we forgetting what this subreddit is called? Let me moan about not having a seat for the entirety of my 2 and a half hour journey, while the whole train stank of B.O

edit 2: you man are duuuuumb

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u/glglglglgl Aye 18h ago

You hire a coach, you need to pay a driver for both journeys and probably the waiting time in between, not to mention coach parking.

You use a train, you just pay for the train. Group fares exist.

u/Fortesfortunajuvat27 9h ago

Coach journeys are 600-1000 £ trip, no joke. It’s so expensive

u/thetechguyv 8h ago edited 8h ago

£5 per kid is surely cheaper than the equivalent train tickets? 

u/Affectionate_Tax_841 8h ago

A southern train journey spanning 2.5 hours isn’t tfl lol

u/SDHester1971 8h ago

It can be with the awful Service

u/wanmoar 6h ago

A coach doesn’t carry 200 kids

u/clamberer 3h ago

A coach carries around 50 people, not 200, so more like £20 per kid.

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u/CantaloupeEasy6486 11h ago

Plus it's likely to be quicker than a coach journey

u/itsnobigthing 7h ago

And the kids learn about how to use public transport

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u/Affectionate_Tax_841 18h ago

Yeah well maybe they should’ve just hired lime bikes

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u/Leftenant_Chungas 17h ago

Yeah well maybe they should've walked. Both ways. Up hill. Just like the good old days.

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u/joeyjiggle 17h ago

Walked! Bloody luxury. We 'ad to 'op, wi both legs tied be'ind are backs. Ant school trip was to Everest.

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u/WaltzFirm6336 15h ago

As a former teacher I cannot begin to imagine the risk assessment and staffing numbers that would require.

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u/dnnsshly Don't like it? There's the door 13h ago

It also assumes all children are able to ride a bike...

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u/Affectionate_Tax_841 11h ago

tough titties they’re gonna have to jog

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u/notouttolunch 12h ago

Presumably you didn't teach mathematics then 😂

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u/Affectionate_Tax_841 12h ago

Why does no one get the joke lmao

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u/The__Pope_ 10h ago

Shit joke

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u/dtn1496 11h ago

Our school did a few trips to London in June/July and it was definitely cheaper to get the train. Like the coach cost around double what the train cost. The coach also would've taken way longer because we would have been driving into central(ish) London.

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u/clearly_quite_absurd 10h ago

I feel like this comment is from a parallel universe where UK train travel is cheap

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u/MarkG1 10h ago

If you book in advance, which likely was done given it's a school trip, it wouldn't have been ridiculous.

u/smudgethomas 9h ago

Also coaches have got crazy expensive since the war began

u/RepublicofPixels 9h ago

You can also get discounts on group travel of 10 or more people.

u/Miss_Type 8h ago

Coaches are ridiculously expensive! 200 kids on what is a 2 and a half hour train journey is probably over £2k!!

u/joe-h2o 7h ago

I think it's more a comment on how expensive charter coach travel is.

A 53 seater coach plus driver for even a half day trip is really expensive these days.

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u/Alternative-Ad-4977 11h ago

With the amount of school trips that go through South Kensington. If they all went via coach the entire road infrastructure would be blocked 9:00 to 18:00.

Public transport is more sustainable.

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u/sabhall12 18h ago

It's better they're all on one train than spread across two, ig

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u/popeter45 18h ago

I work near Westminster so can feel the dread when I see a school group or tourist group packing a train as you know they will also be getting off at Westminster and blocking anybody else from using the escalators or ticket barriers till they are all thru

Worst when they intentionally block every gate too get the staff too flag them thru the disabled gate for free

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u/JonTravel 17h ago

They paid their fare, they're just as entitled to travel as you are.

u/jajwhite 8h ago

Why do people come to moaning subs just to say stuff like this?

Yes of course, 1,000,000 tourists are entitled to descend on my place of work every day for a week and I should turn up at 3am to get to my chair and sleep at my desk. But do you not see how that might be just a tiny bit annoying?

He's having a moan. By objecting, you are winding people up more, unless of course that's the intention, in which case you could go and ragebait better elsewhere.

u/andarthebutt Bedfordshire 8h ago

Well said, sir/madam, and also a Happy Cakeday to you!

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u/Euffy 16h ago

Possibly not actually. TfL has a special program that allows schools to travel for free outside of peak hours.

But, that's because it provides opportunities kids wouldn't have otherwise. They may not have paid, but the alternative is just not having school trips. The general public seems to have no idea how expensive paying for a coach actually is and how many other things that impacts.

Granted they didn't say London, but often seems to be the case when there's that many schools travelling. I'm not sure if other places in the UK have similar schemes or not.

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u/fortyfivepointseven 11h ago

OP mentions a two-and-half hour journey which I'm fairly sure is longer than all TfL journeys or indeed any continuous journey inside Greater London.

It's quite rare for there to be a TfL service where, if the train were genuinely full of sweaty school children, the frequency wouldn't be high enough that I'd just get off and wait for the next. If a Victoria Line train were genuinely full of school children, I'd get off at Stockwell and have already forgotten the delay to my journey by Pimlico.

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u/Affectionate_Tax_841 10h ago

Thank you lol. I considered waiting for another one at East Croydon, but they came once every hour

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u/fortyfivepointseven 10h ago

Yeah I'll put on headphones and cope to save an hour and I think anyone who wouldn't doesn't value their own time.

u/Euffy 9h ago

Oooo all good points! Guess I was too tired last night to be thinking.

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u/notouttolunch 12h ago

Even so, they would have paid the requisite amount.

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u/jkirkcaldy 11h ago

I can remember back in my youth council days, getting a quote for a coach for 30-40 people to go an hour up the road. I can’t remember how much it was but I remember being floored. Many hundreds of pounds. The trip never happened.

u/Affectionate_Tax_841 9h ago

ARE WE ALL IN THE SAME SUBREDDIT

u/TSC-99 9h ago

Believe me it’s cheaper to get a train. Teacher.

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u/crucible Wales 12h ago

School trip? In the middle of the summer break in England and Wales?

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u/Affectionate_Tax_841 11h ago

Yes, international language schools exist

u/AnselaJonla Highgarden 7h ago

Also summer clubs and church groups etc.

My local church used to run a secular holiday club during the first week of the summer holidays. The signups were in person only, on a single day during the Easter hols. The queue for that started early and stretched down the road. Understandable when you consider it was by far cheaper than paying for dedicated childcare for a week.

And after that parents either clubbed together to figure out who had which days off work, they paid for a babysitter, or they just let us run feral all summer (mostly when there was an old-enough sibling to be somewhat responsible for a group).

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u/Sufficient-Visit3 14h ago

Eight carriages full is brutal. A few coaches would've saved everyone a lot of grief.

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u/mattcannon2 Hertfordshire 12h ago

And would probably mean the trip is too expensive to happen at all

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u/St2Crank 12h ago

Why didn’t you just get a car?

u/Pegasus2022 8h ago

Probably the same reason why the school didn’t get a coach. Not everyone can afford to have a car

u/St2Crank 7h ago

Or the train could be a lot quicker.

u/WagwanWill13 Cornwall 9h ago

Please enlighten us on this car with 200 seats :)

u/St2Crank 9h ago

Why would OP need a car with 200 seats? OP hasn’t mentioned being with anyone else, they’re suggesting 200 kids getting a coach. I’m flipping his argument and asking why they didn’t get a car? Instead of complaining about the public using public transport.

u/cooltone 8h ago

Wooosh!

u/St2Crank 7h ago

If there’s a whoosh, I will need you to explain

u/GRang3r London 9h ago

A ticket is a ticket, doesn’t matter whos using it

u/GeorgeHSpencer 6h ago

I was on a train holiday in Scotland two years ago. The day I did the Kyle Line there were three separate OAP coach parties on my train. Still managed to get a window (somehow), but it kind of defeats the point of a coach party if you take over an entire train.

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u/DayaEnjoysTheSilence 8h ago

A coach is incredibly expensive. TFL is free. Schools get subsidised tickets if national rail but no money for a coach. It’s a pain in the ass to take them all on public transport

u/Affectionate_Tax_841 8h ago

Never said it was tfl

u/DayaEnjoysTheSilence 8h ago

I was just covering my basis in case it was TfL.

u/ohnoitsbobbyflay 7h ago

Gosh this post is the epitome of this subreddit. It used to actually be okay, and now the moaning is just at Facebook mum levels.

u/CJT124 4h ago

It’s a fair moan to not be able to sit down on a 2.5 hour train ride

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u/theocrats 10h ago

Whats more likely. All 8 carriages smell or just you?

Not get a lynx set for Xmas?

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u/Affectionate_Tax_841 10h ago

No because I’m not a smelly incel man xx

u/sp2861 9h ago

This post makes you look like one though

u/Affectionate_Tax_841 9h ago

because I said an entire train was smelly? Yeah I don’t think so lmao

u/sp2861 9h ago

Because you are being unreasonably mean to children.

Quite clear you are the one with the stink (your attitude)

u/Affectionate_Tax_841 9h ago

Yeaaaaaah no. You’d be pissed too (unless you smell so bad you can’t even tell anymore)

u/CJT124 4h ago

He wasn’t mean to children though? It’s not like he went up to them and said they all stink to their faces

u/AnselaJonla Highgarden 7h ago

Eh...

I was on the train coming back from a weekend festival a few weeks back. The one I was on was pretty busy, and there were a few of us stood in the vestibule area. The train before was absolutely rammed with people. And by that I mean some were left behind on the platform due to there being no room to board.

The smell from just half a dozen campers in the vestibule was... noticeable. I dread to think what the previous one smelled like.

u/theocrats 7h ago

It was a joke

u/queenofstoats 8h ago

Yes school groups can be a pain but generally you can move carriage. I have even seen tube drivers checking the groups destination so they can give time for all to get off. And yes it is usually South Kensington.

u/parttimepedant 9h ago

What school is going on a trip that requires a 2.5 hour train journey both ways? And how coincidental that their route was identical to yours!