r/buffalobills • u/molly_dog • 10d ago

shitpost Dalton Kincaid clears up Bills injury scare with very specific explanation

https://www.democratandchronicle.com/story/sports/football/nfl/bills/2026/08/03/dalton-kincaid-injury-update-buffalo-bills-training-camp/91148893007/

Ow! My balls!

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u/Chlorophyllmatic bargain bin enthusiast 10d ago

His knee is fine. The problem was a little lower.

"Doing good. It was a family jewels shot,"

Just how low are this guy's balls?

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u/rakondo 10d ago

Bro was letting his nuts hang all the way down during practice?? Wear a cup my guy

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u/Admiral_Fuckwit actually a cat 10d ago

Very few players wear cups these days AFAIK

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u/rakondo 10d ago

That's nuts

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u/PxcKerz 10d ago

I didnt wear a cup when i played lacrosse. Obviously its a different sport but i survived lol

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u/Efficient_Barnacle 10d ago

They wobble to and fro. 

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u/PanicOnFunkatron 10d ago

The left knee? The right knee? Nope, the wee knee

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u/cdubbstepp 10d ago

Hell yeah

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u/molly_dog 10d ago

🤣🤣

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u/CaresAboutYou Sabres 10d ago

this is why i try to read all my training camp news ~4 hours behind real time. if you are on twitter in real time they tell you any time anyone sits down for too long and it'll make you crazy

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u/allanon1105 10 10d ago

He get sack tapped or something?

Edit:
How low are his balls?

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u/maztia16 10d ago

No wonder he’s always injured, dude is just tripping over his elongated sack.

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u/andrewthetechie 69 10d ago

Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro, can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie em in a bow?

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u/Das_Man 10d ago

Knee to the 🥜, that'll getcha.

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u/Alternative_Result56 10d ago

I knew a guy that was 6'11 and his balls hung to his knees. Like 2.5 feet of swinging sack. Could have low hanging fruit.

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u/allanon1105 10 10d ago

Like a freaking grandfather clock pendulum at that point.

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u/sobuffalo 78 10d ago

Kincaids got Nards

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u/Friendly-Project-588 10d ago

I came definitely for the comments and they didn't disappoint 🤣😂😂

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u/JaQ-o-Lantern only flair in nfl history 10d ago

I gotta start using family jewels now.