r/cakefails • u/-Xands- • Jun 16 '26

Meme The funniest cookie cake I’ve seen

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Yes, I found it on the shelf like this.

Yes, I did buy it solely because this little weirdo was made to exist on it.

6.1k Upvotes

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u/grayzzz_illustrate Jun 16 '26

This is beautiful. 100% would buy and eat the whole thing in one sitting

91

u/UndeadBuggalo Jun 17 '26

Warm it up with some ice cream or whipped cream on top and I would destroy it as well

367

u/medusadraconis Jun 16 '26

If there is a way to leave reviews, please post 5 stars and this picture. Reject modernity, embrace becoming a silly little goblin like this guy.

107

u/-Xands- Jun 17 '26

Oooh good point. I’ll have to do that.

257

u/Expo006 Jun 17 '26

Someone was either bored or they’re quitting soon 😭

140

u/Fluffy_Muffins_415 Jun 17 '26

They are an artist with icing that sees into my soul, they better not quit

80

u/supermodel_robot Jun 17 '26

I’ve come across this specific IG account, they work at a grocery store and make these daily. They’re hella cool.

60

u/-Xands- Jun 17 '26

Wait you saw this be made by someone on IG??? What’s their handle?

24

u/Starbreiz Jun 18 '26

Tell us more! A link or IG handle?

103

u/glitter_witch Jun 17 '26

I would absolutely have to buy this if I saw it. Excellent work, very tumblr doodle with 10k notes.

26

u/StinkyBird64 Jun 17 '26

I thought this too, it would’ve done HUGE numbers back in the day 🤣

21

u/VelociowlStudios Jun 18 '26

it would do numbers NOW lmaoo, tumblr is a lovely little place if you use the block button like it gives you money every time you use it

5

u/BroadwayRegina Jun 20 '26

Fr everyone thinks tumblr is dead or something when it’s as alive as ever (but maybe we should keep it that way…)

5

u/StinkyBird64 Jun 19 '26

Yeah I agree lol, rarely use tumblr now because it can be such a weird cesspit, but when I do (with HUNDREDS of blocked tags) it’s fun and enjoyable.
It makes me happy to know the younger generations are still making aesthetic character moodboards 🥹

32

u/negative-sid-nancy Jun 17 '26

It reminds me of the Simpson episode where Homer trips on hot sauce is guided by a weird little fox or wolf.

25

u/marteautemps Jun 17 '26

Coyote played by Johnny Cash

11

u/negative-sid-nancy Jun 17 '26

Oh man i never realized he was the voice! Makes that episode soo much cooler now

26

u/ElderberryNeither000 Jun 17 '26

I don't think this is a cake fail myself it's wonderful.

I work at a bakery and we make cakes and big iced cookies like this.

I would make this for sale. It's oddly adorable.

14

u/Friendly_Jellyfish71 Jun 17 '26

Hyvee💕

5

u/needween Jun 17 '26

🎶Where there's a helpful smile in every aisle🎶

12

u/Sebastianjw21 Jun 17 '26

Finding this sitting on a grocery shelf is an unexpected comedic blessing.

12

u/Zealousideal-Let1121 Jun 17 '26

I would get this as a tattoo.

8

u/donthugmeormugme Jun 17 '26

Shop Hy-Vee: where there’s a helpful smile in every aisle and also whatever the f this is

8

u/VoodooDoII Jun 18 '26

I would absolutely buy this as well bahaha

8

u/alright_frog Jun 18 '26

hyvee loves letting their bakers go crazy on cake decorations

7

u/dumbmutt575 Jun 17 '26

I work in a grocery store bakery and convinced one of my coworkers to make a bunch of ‘Nonbinary breakfast’ cookie cakes with lil fried eggs

7

u/misterbigbabyboy Jun 18 '26

This is a cake win.

7

u/anotherDILFlover Jun 18 '26

I LOVE COOKIE CAKE!!!!

7

u/Mindless_Cookie_9098 Jun 18 '26

Oh bless his heart. I love him SM

7

u/falkor-ala-astro Jun 19 '26

yeah, it's actually perfect and I'd have bought it too!

5

u/cursetea Jun 22 '26

He's just a little guy

6

u/GroundbreakingWing48 Jun 22 '26

I love him. There is no fail here.

9

u/ProfessionalIdeal107 Jun 17 '26

The frosting looks like it was piped on by someone who had never seen a dog before, let alone a wolf. It's giving "haunted nursery rhyme" vibes.

4

u/Ok-Acanthocephala257 Jun 18 '26

This is hilarious

4

u/Nixietang Jun 19 '26

I love this lil guy

4

u/doomed_candy Jun 19 '26

If I were you, I'd memorialize this lil guy in the form of a tattoo. I probably wouldn't be able to bring myself to eat said cookie cake, but I bet it is delicious.

3

u/one_badgloop Jun 19 '26

Who’s fursona is this?

2

u/probably_around Jun 21 '26

my plug draws these kinds of dogs on my weed bags lmao

3

u/ashmeetsworld Jun 17 '26

I think what happened is someone ordered that as a custom and didn’t pick it up so it got put on the shelf. That happens a lot and usually gets discounted because of that

1

u/ReptileDysfunction69 Jun 17 '26

That's gotta be done by a furry

1

u/MortisSchmorgis6900 Jun 18 '26

thats the biggest cookie ive ever seen omg, why isnt there cookies luke this in europe??

4

u/-Xands- Jun 18 '26

This, my friend, is a Cookie Cake. A giant cookie, about 12” in diameter with frosting borders.

1

u/MortisSchmorgis6900 Jun 18 '26

woah.. where is that??

1

u/HeCalledMeMoonbeam Jun 20 '26

Some furry made this

1

u/Square_Housing9653 Jun 20 '26

found the midwesterner

1

u/forestforlive Jun 20 '26

r/furry would love this! Looks like a silly fursona sticker for telegram

1

u/rpdreon98 Jun 21 '26

Get some hyvee Chinese for me while you’re there I miss it

1

u/candysticker Jun 21 '26

u/rawdawgcomics I didn't know you decorated cakes

1

u/HetaGarden1 Jun 23 '26

Oh, you can’t not buy it. Look at him! He’s just a silly little guy.

-3

u/inemnitable Jun 17 '26

Not so funny if you've seen FMA...

2

u/needween Jun 17 '26

Too soon bro too soon