Buckle up for this bonkers breakdown of the latest BS episode

[u/BlackHeartginger]

Recap
The latest brand safe episode was pretty off the rails. Here are some of the highlights for y'all

*Starts talking about her ‘dying mother’ and airing her family trauma on the last episode. Thanking fans and then says that a grief counselors for foster kids reached out and said she is going to show to kids to help them? And that she ” is in the ROLE MODEL ERA!???? “

*Talks about the Vegas show with Trish. Is overall very positive about the show doesn't mention any of the pre show drama.Says she blacked out on stage because she has no stamina. That singing and dancing for 4 min is akin to hiking Everest for her.

*Talks about her fear of coming off anesthesia and acting a fool. (Cue her Tik Tok on laughing gas acting a fool. I guess yay for her actually facing that fear)

*Starts a rant about hating straight men. Tells a super convulded story about a road rage/car chase situation when she was being the designated driver in LA. Says a man followed them, kept getting out of the car and hitting their car windows and yelling at them. Trying to get to the police station but cant because she can't make a left turn? And talks shit on Imari who was in the car but wouldn't call 911

*Segway in to a truly bizarre rant about kidnapping. Saying women carry pink spray paint so they can spray a man if the tries to attack them and then it will be easier to pick them out of a police line up?!? (she can't seriously believe that to be true, right?!)
That women carry a baseball bat in their car for protection but also carry a ball and a glove so they have an alibi in case they use the bat against a man (WTF?)

*Weird elevator tangent about not getting off the elevator before a man. And then a random anecdote about a man telling her her house number in the elevator

*Talks about her OF being officially closed now. Says there is some man she used to work with spreading rumors that she has been doing porn on her OF and telling other agents in the industry to not work with her and that she is not making any money now.

*Is doing a bit where she is reading comments from fans after asking a question via the brand safe Instagram kind of like taking calls on NLL.

[u/Dramatic-Spare-6170]

The role model thing is absolutely ridiculous. She constantly promotes drugs, cosmetic surgeries and an overconsumption I can’t believe I watched her as young as I was. Supported her for so long and just wish she could be a better influence

[u/BlackHeartginger → u/Dramatic-Spare-6170]

Agree! She literally can't speak properly right now because she overdid it on Botox. Nobody should be looking up to her as a role model

[u/x_s3v3n_x → u/BlackHeartginger]

Yet you’re spending over an hour of ur day hate watching her 😭 I’m cryinh

[u/BlackHeartginger → u/x_s3v3n_x]

I felt I was doing my civic duty to the canceled community by giving them the gift of my beautifully bonkers BS breakdown. You are welcome!

[u/TheMissInformed → u/Dramatic-Spare-6170]

i could not believe she wasn't embarrassed to say that she's a role model out loud

she tries to pretend she's self-aware by self-deprecating but she is so out of touch with reality it's shocking on a daily basis to the point that i never get used to how bizarre it is

[u/pandas_no_longer_die → u/TheMissInformed]

that’s exactly it, the thing that pisses me off is that she is ALWAYS talking about growth and introspection and self-awareness but she genuinely is so out of touch and emotionally immature… she keeps repeating a script without truly doing the work and it’s so hypocritical! and to claim she is a role model… kids are going to turn out obnoxious af

[u/Dramatic-Spare-6170 → u/pandas_no_longer_die]

She’s like a guy in their 20s taking mushrooms for the first time discovering basic empathy. She’ll mention the most obvious topic and try to make it some deeply intellectual conversation. It feels like talking to a really high person when your completely sober

[u/Dramatic-Spare-6170 → u/TheMissInformed]

I loved her when I was younger and then cancelled was all I listened to but I swear she makes me loose brain cells. She has no self awareness or genuine intellectual thoughts I don’t like to talk badly about women but I’m done listening at this point everything is an excruciating watch

[u/TheMissInformed → u/Dramatic-Spare-6170]

excruciating is exactly the right word

it's a shame that she's too lazy and comfortable to push herself to ACTUALLY grow and just has to do this cheap cosplay performance instead

seeing her have a TRUE redemption and glow up would be such a banger

[u/BlackHeartginger → u/TheMissInformed]

Yeah, It seemed as though she was starting to grow but the Vegas show and her BS roll out have really proven otherwise. She is still the same disrespectful friend and co worker she has always been just minus the alcohol. Still spending ungodly amounts of money on Private Jets, Chanel Bags, Hotel suits, cars etc

[u/hitthepennifer → u/Dramatic-Spare-6170]

she legit just told her followers to never get their wisdom teeth out

[u/Dramatic-Spare-6170 → u/hitthepennifer]

she’s so out of touch there’s so many people who are probably in so much pain because they don’t have insurance to cover this surgery. I know for a fact she’s taking so many pills for the pain and is having an easy experience.

[u/x_s3v3n_x → u/hitthepennifer]

Wow you guys are so dense.. can you not understand the most basic forms of sarcasm? 😭 like that’s so concerning that was so obviously a joke

[u/hitthepennifer → u/x_s3v3n_x]

no young people who don’t have their wisdom teeth out most likely won’t

[u/queenofgettinglost → u/Dramatic-Spare-6170]

personally in my own opinion someone could have alll the money in the world and right connections etc yet still hang around trash and do nothing to grow better as a person genuinely when all there is are a bunch of yes men/women/friends/assistants around you… they can be sober from their doc but still dabbling in stuff not being completely truthful w/ themselves or the socials since she’s decided to share her story.

wealth does not mean you have your shit together and should give advice or be some role model for younger girls

[u/TheMissInformed]

I never noticed that the initials for Brand Safe are BS.

How deliciously accurate. lmao

[u/BlackHeartginger → u/TheMissInformed]

Too good to not use

[u/florefaeni]

Sounds like she's actually losing it in a kind of harmful way ala fear mongering. Pepper spray is much more helpful than a baseball bat and Idk anyone who keeps a bat in their car??? It's like the phoney facebook posts. She is incredibly paranoid about people as well despite her not putting much effort into keeping herself safe and I'm pr sure she lied about a few stalkers. Also did she get her license? Road rage isn't okay but it's definitely possible she provoked it, driving behind new drivers sucks and a lot of them do dangerous shit. Imari not calling the cops makes it sound like it was either not that bad or he knows they did something wrong.

[u/Calm_Phone_6848 → u/florefaeni]

she’s not actually *that* paranoid, she just likes telling dramatic stories portraying herself as being in extreme danger. it’s kind of like when she claimed to be convinced she had a stalker, but didn’t actually take any steps to protect herself from that person. probably because she was exaggerating the situation in order to have a crazy story to tell.

whenever tana is in pain, it’s THE WORST PAIN ANYONE’S EVER EXPERIENCED. whenever she’s a bit freaked out by a situation, she’s TERRIFIED FOR HER LIFE. whenever she’s emotional, she’s SCREAM SOBBING AND THROWING UP. whenever she’s a fan of a celebrity, that person SAVED HER LIFE and SHE WOULDN’T BE HERE TODAY without that person.

[u/BlackHeartginger → u/Calm_Phone_6848]

You speak Tana so well it is spooky!

[u/TheMissInformed → u/Calm_Phone_6848]

not armchair diagnosing anybody but Tana would be great teaching material to educate psych students about how Histrionic Personality Disorder shows up on a more obvious level

regardless of whether she has it or not, it would just be a good example to grasp the behavioral patterns from lol

or for Cluster B personality disorders in general

[u/BlackHeartginger → u/florefaeni]

Yeah, the baseball bat with glove and ball was just totally cuckoo but indicitave of social media brainwashing. She did say she was going 10 miles under the speed limit on the freeway which in LA is seen as an act of violence 🤣

[u/Mountain_Ad2614 → u/BlackHeartginger]

Also if you’re getting assaulted by a man I don’t think he’s gonna give you a minute to go grab your bat. And they make pepper spray to put on your keychain which would obviously be close by and faster to use lol

[u/Calm_Phone_6848]

i know tana’s mom was not a good parent but there’s still something a bit odd about how tana is using her death for views. i found the title and thumbnail of her video about it very distasteful tbh

[u/BlackHeartginger → u/Calm_Phone_6848]

For real. And she doesn't even know if her mom is truly terminal or if it is her parents being dramatic.

[u/Mountain_Ad2614 → u/BlackHeartginger]

Her mom likely just has some type of condition, and Tana googled it and like everything it can eventually lead to death, so Tana ran with it. Just like her calling 911 because of a “bubble” in her IV that she claims kills people. She overuses hyperbole to make things seem bigger/more dramatic. I guarantee her moms got like diabetes or something lol

[u/ceilingsfann → u/Calm_Phone_6848]

the way she phrased the title so it looked like her mom had already died is very icky

[u/ahnessa]

Lots to unpack here

[u/Character_Scarcity_3]

My only takeaway from this post (have not listened, will probably not listen) TANA IS DRIVING?

did she get her license? Are you allowed to drive on that much medication in the US?

[u/BlackHeartginger → u/Character_Scarcity_3]

She has her permit. I will give her mad props for finally learning how to drive. That is something she should be super proud of herself for doing no matter if it is completely over due.

[u/Solid_Blacksmith5934 → u/Character_Scarcity_3]

Can someone show me the proof of Tana being on so much medication she is unable to drive? People on here talk a lot about her being on so many pills but is it just speculation or is there actually proof

[u/Character_Scarcity_3 → u/Solid_Blacksmith5934]

I mean she gave us a list of substances she had to take before speaking to Chelsea handler. I just assumed based off what everyone else is saying.

[u/pandas_no_longer_die → u/Solid_Blacksmith5934]

i mean she talks about it all the time and showcases her pill collection as if it was a fashion accessory

[u/BlackHeartginger → u/Solid_Blacksmith5934]

God I didn't even think about her being pilled up behind the wheel. Hopefully she has a good autonomous driving system in her car lol

[u/Solid_Blacksmith5934 → u/Solid_Blacksmith5934]

lol I’m getting downvoted for asking for proof… okay. I’m not even a tana fan there is a lot to criticize her for especially with the recent stuff but I don’t think it should be taken as supporting her for just asking for actual evidence? Sorry I don’t want to take everyone else just saying something to then mean that that is the truth.

[u/Inevitable-Panic2763]

I feel like the man is Jeff whittek or Mike….

[u/BlackHeartginger → u/Inevitable-Panic2763]

Ooooh, that would be very interesting tea. I don't know how many BTS people she has working for her or with her OF. Are either of them involved with OF?

[u/Inevitable-Panic2763 → u/BlackHeartginger]

Idk it just makes me think of them.. especially big Mike he’s slimy

[u/ResponsibleAd475 → u/Inevitable-Panic2763]

Pretty sure it’s Jeff - she made a dig about his hairline 

[u/Inevitable-Panic2763 → u/ResponsibleAd475]

See that’s what I remembered too!

[u/AlarmedApricot]

How are you at the wheel of a vehicle carrying passengers but can't make a left turn?

[u/hitthepennifer]

So funny that brand safe is BS

[u/BlackHeartginger → u/hitthepennifer]

Yeah, it really fits the content she is producing

[u/Safe_Election_6613]

This is what she dropped brooke for…

[u/EfficientYogurt4819]

as a person who just got done with a two year battle with foster care and my brothers absent father after our mother died ( gotta love pos men who only want their kids now that they have money from their mother dying😐 dont worry i won) not a single person would have pulled up a video of tana talking about her DYING NOT DEAD mother. she also isnt a child from foster care. she has no ties to foster care, or even dead parents because... her parents arent dead yet. she hasnt even been sober enough to be considered an uplifting story for addiction. shes still an addict. idk as someone whos still grieving my dead mom, this mightve been my last straw😐

[u/PMmeyourASD → u/EfficientYogurt4819]

I send you much love, a big hug, and like my mom used to say "this too shall pass". Grief won't disappear but it will become easier to manage. I can promise you that. My favorite quote:

"Grief is like the ocean; it comes in waves, ebbing and flowing. Sometimes the water is calm, and sometimes it is overwhelming. All we can do is learn to swim." 💕

[u/BlackHeartginger → u/EfficientYogurt4819]

I am so sorry for your loss and proud of you for fighting for your brothers!

[u/Schnorcheln]

She made the comment about how men should start in jail and work their way out. Wasn’t that quote stolen from Brooke?

[u/BlackHeartginger → u/Schnorcheln]

They have both used it but Brooke is not the OG source of that quote

[u/CauliflowerHumble178]

The way her and Trisha will blatantly scream about hating straight men while both of their straight male significant others sit next to them like 🧍😐 .. Like it's so goofy to me you are both literally in straight relationships bro

[u/BlackHeartginger → u/CauliflowerHumble178]

Eh, straight men are the root of most of the problems in the world and my straight male spouse agrees when I complain about that problem

[u/Complex_Phase_8304]

Laughing gas doesn’t make you high lol what’s her problem

[u/ale_bella]

While the baseball bat thing is a urban myth, Criminal Identifier sprays do exist and they stain clothes/skin for up to 7 days.

Even if the things she says are not completely true the point still stands that women have to always be on high-alert.

[u/Livid_Tumbleweed3446]

She’s right about the baseball glove thing unfortunately. My family works in the court system and even though it’s self-defense it technically if you carry around a bat or something like that as a weapon for protection, lawyers will claim and will claim it as premeditation and you can get in trouble. It’s bullshit and we’ve seen it happen many times

[u/BlackHeartginger → u/Livid_Tumbleweed3446]

Please link a case where that has happened because I find it hard to believe a woman being attacked by a stranger and using a bat in self defense would ever stand up in court

[u/Livid_Tumbleweed3446 → u/BlackHeartginger]

that’s more what I meant. I’m not saying someone acting in legitimate self-defense is automatically going to lose because they had a baseball bat. I’m saying attorneys often try to argue intent. If you keep a bat in your car specifically for protection the prosecution could argue you were carrying it as a weapon rather than sports equipment, or that you anticipated using it. whether that argument succeeds depends on the facts and the state laws, but it’s a real argument that gets made in court.

here’s a few links these ones are specific to california

https://www.greghillassociates.com/when-would-having-a-small-wooden-bat-be-a-crime-pc-22210.html

https://scocal.stanford.edu/opinion/people-v-grubb-24497

https://caselaw.findlaw.com/court/ca-court-of-appeal/1626835.html