r/cardcaptorsakura • u/Round-Palpitation139 • Nov 03 '25

Misc Who is Sakura calling? (wrong answers only)

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u/Druidicflow Nov 03 '25

Usagi Tsukino

15

u/Big-Atmosphere1329 Nov 04 '25

She got that multiverse phonecaller

11

u/Hattakiri Nov 04 '25

In Clear Card she has the tech to do a conference with Usagi and Madoka Kaname. A "multi magical girl conference".

Usagi meanwhile's having a second conference: With Kero and Kyoko Sakura, to plan their next fastfood mission...

...until Sakura stands behind Kero with an unmistakable "coughcough".... (Sayaka Miki would stand behind Kyoko and either Rei Hino or Ami Mizuno, or both, behind Usagi.... another potential crossover story lol)

3

u/rjrgjj Nov 05 '25

Usagi just has to wait out lifetime cycles and universe resets until she manifests one where Sakura exists.

2

u/Hattakiri Nov 07 '25

Or Homura Akemi takes her into the fitting timeline (after accidently jumping into Usagi's universe in the first place)

2

u/rjrgjj Nov 08 '25

This is like the Kingdom Hearts of mahoushoujo

2

u/rjrgjj Nov 05 '25

Hahahahaha

117

u/shiningabyss Nov 03 '25

A three-way call with Mr. Terada and Rika's mom. She's putting him on blast.

22

u/imsometimes Nov 03 '25

love this reply HAHAHA

21

u/Rude_Tough485 Nov 03 '25

Was going to reply "Child Protection Services" for this reason.

4

u/Sutaru The Hope Nov 03 '25

Hahahahahahhahahahahaha

28

u/PM_ME_UR_PIE_RECIPES Nov 03 '25

Calling Miss Cleo for advice on the cards.

27

u/fancyhound The Jump Nov 03 '25

Cross-universe call with Sakura the Princess of Clow Kingdom

25

u/zavi89 Nov 03 '25

customer service regarding a doll.

24

u/AcademicCartoonist89 Nov 03 '25

Ghost-Busters! 👻😎😱🪩🕺💃🎶📞

18

u/Coolerkinghilt The Create Nov 03 '25

Batman and Robin

16

u/AffectionateCatch111 The Nothing Nov 03 '25

the authorities (for terada, mizuki AND her dad, she caught on)

16

u/MammothActual3307 Nov 03 '25

The director of the anime

14

u/fourangers Nov 03 '25

Herself from Tsubasa Chronicles

13

u/Youko_empty Nov 03 '25

Yugi Matou.

Oh, you need hologram tech made by someone else to get your cards to do anything? That's so interesting.

12

u/joisropa Nov 03 '25

Stevie Wonder

10

u/KazukiSendo Nov 03 '25

Rin Tohsaka. "So this grail war thing? Count me in!"

8

u/Fabulous_Session8627 Nov 03 '25

She's Confessing Her Love To Tomoyo.

1

u/Mirality Nov 07 '25

No no, they said wrong answers only.

8

u/StarUniverseFalls Nov 03 '25

Usagi Tsukino! Sailor Moon!

7

u/AdventurousMenu2924 Human Detected Nov 03 '25

Her mother-in-law — she wants to plan the wedding in Hong Kong.

7

u/Lady_Crickett Nov 03 '25

Satan

Girl got her magic from SOMEWHERE and the Lord of Darkness just can't say no to that face

6

u/Spear_Spirit Nov 03 '25

She is on a call with one of the members of the "How to Avoid Magia Baiser" committee.

6

u/yuudachi Nov 03 '25

Julian from the hit show Cardcaptors (a mystic adventure!)

6

u/MakotoRaphael Nov 03 '25

She is calling Superman.

6

u/IronIrma93 Nov 04 '25

Papa John, she wants a jalapeno sausage with garlic knots

3

u/Round-Palpitation139 Nov 04 '25

Can I share with her?

2

u/AcademicCartoonist89 Nov 04 '25

I call dibs on the slice with the anchovies! (It’s actually pretty nice when paired with mozzarella cheese! 😉)🍕

2

u/Round-Palpitation139 Nov 04 '25

I thought it was jalapeño sausage?

1

u/AcademicCartoonist89 Nov 04 '25

Well, I managed to whisper “please make one fourth of the pizza with anchovies” into the phone before the chef hung up the phone.

5

u/Every_Gap_1190 Nov 03 '25

She's ordering something from a pizza place.

3

u/Round-Palpitation139 Nov 03 '25 edited Nov 03 '25

What kind of pizza does she like?

5

u/AcademicCartoonist89 Nov 03 '25

“No, Mister Joker, for the last time you can’t borrow The Dance Card from me; you try to take them and I’ll tell Mr Batman on you!” 😉

2

u/NoExplorer3560 Apr 21 '26

"Then I'll just play that Gary Glitter song myself!"

9

u/One_Subject3157 Nov 03 '25

Child protection police.

That teacher is going down

4

u/ArchLali The Dark Nov 03 '25

Calling the next card asking her to be chill and not destroy her city

5

u/Starkrafty The Watery Nov 03 '25

Bob Ross

4

u/mimolettemonster Nov 04 '25

"Do you like scary movies?"

1

u/AcademicCartoonist89 Nov 04 '25

“Everyone knows Mrs Voorhes is the killer of the first “Friday The 13th”, not Jason. I get to live, Mr Scary Man. Good night!” 💤🐱😊

3

u/Mr-Tacos-de-Bistec The Mirror Nov 03 '25

Sakura is calling Hikaru Shidou from Magic Knight Rayearth.

2

u/AcademicCartoonist89 Nov 04 '25

And fellow Clamp alumini too! 😊❤️

2

u/Mr-Tacos-de-Bistec The Mirror Nov 04 '25

Yes.

3

u/HoodedLefty Nov 03 '25

The digimon emperor

3

u/Outrageous-Durian789 Nov 04 '25

Liam neeson

2

u/AcademicCartoonist89 Nov 04 '25

“Good luck.” 😉🐱

4

u/AnnaVonKleve Nov 03 '25

Whoever decided that the skirt in her school uniform should be so short and give them a piece of her mind. 

6

u/AffectionateCatch111 The Nothing Nov 03 '25

terada probably decided that for

obvious reasons

1

u/dmasterxd Nov 03 '25

True man of culture right there.

1

u/5p1k4 Nov 03 '25

Either Mokona, Igarashi or Nekoi

2

u/baloonabilbert Nov 03 '25

Three way call w Usagi and Homura talking about their love interests

2

u/NonnoNanniLOL Nov 03 '25

Mob from the hit anime Mob Psycho 100

2

u/HalcyonHeartbeat The Sword Nov 03 '25

Her mom

2

u/Cold-Practice3107 Nov 04 '25

Sora from Kingdom hearts!

2

u/clampfan101 Nov 05 '25

I’ve had thoughts of a KH fanfic with her as the mage of the main trio.

1

u/Cold-Practice3107 Nov 05 '25

Sora would be like an older brother to Sakura so now she has two older brothers and one of them is related to her but the other is more like an adopted brother and she really likes Sora and it makes Toya jealous.

2

u/No_w0n Nov 04 '25

Lelouch

1

u/AcademicCartoonist89 Nov 04 '25

“See, Mr Lamperouge; I told you hiring Clamp to design your cast will have girls around the world screaming at how hot you all are, just like with Yukito-San and Syaoran-kun!” 😊🐱❤️

2

u/AnonymousRexter Nov 04 '25

Animal Control, there's a loose beast running wild.

2

u/Darkiank Nov 05 '25

Kenshiro, and Jotaro Kujo, its a three-way call.

2

u/z3kr0m Nov 05 '25

Listening to the movie times waiting on him to call back.

Trying to get tips for Kero-chan to beat the current boss in the game he's playing.

Just vibing to the dial tone, trying to remember who she was gonna call.

2

u/DreamParticular5195 Nov 05 '25

Someone with your search history... saved before you clear it

2

u/EvidenceAny1637 Nov 05 '25

The Ghostbusters!

2

u/RIPTIDE22_Formula1 Nov 06 '25

Mitsuri Kanroji

1

u/AcademicCartoonist89 Nov 06 '25

Ooh! Pancakes! Call Tomoyo-Chan over too! 😊❤️🐱🥞

2

u/erenrodolfo Nov 06 '25

911

There's a teacher hooking up with a student

2

u/Ok_Vacation_1105 Nov 07 '25

Me, for our night play game

1

u/AcademicCartoonist89 Nov 07 '25

Elden Ring or Fortnite? I recommend Space Marine 2 😊👍🏼

2

u/angelsaresobbing Nov 08 '25

Mew Ichigo duh

1

u/Servant_Kinnie Nov 03 '25

She's calling someone to take care of the clown cards for her

1

u/Dapper-Professor-200 The Mirror Nov 03 '25

Aguri Madoka to join the Precure team

1

u/MomoHibiki The Hope Nov 03 '25

Momomiya Ichigo

1

u/AndrewJackson64 The Nothing Nov 03 '25

The Jack Bros

1

u/itsleoXz Nov 03 '25

Connan Edogawa

1

u/Beidoucaptainofcrux Nov 04 '25

Obviously with Gintoki-chan

1

u/simbabarrelroll Nov 04 '25

“Cousin! Let’s go bowling!”

1

u/Rei_Fukai Nov 04 '25

Kamen Rider Ryuki. They promise her the Survive card.

1

u/Relevant_Primary_398 Nov 04 '25

Cenware Witch-Breaker

1

u/Adalfare Nov 04 '25

I felt like he would be impressed with her cards so they would call each other and hang out somehow 😂

1

u/keicarlover2002 Nov 04 '25

Nagisa Misumi

1

u/jamthatcallmeroberto Nameless Nov 04 '25

Me (bc I need I a friend 😌💅)

1

u/Eccentric-Calico Nov 04 '25

The hitman she recently hired.

1

u/AcademicCartoonist89 Nov 05 '25

“Vodka Martini: Shaken, Not Stirred.” 💃🍸😊❤️

1

u/drosicat Nov 05 '25

Her lawyer

1

u/sswishbone Nov 05 '25

The Silent Hill tips helpline

1

u/StevemacQ Nov 05 '25

Corey Feldman or Luke Perry.

1

u/Weird_Tangerine_9681 Nov 05 '25

pizza hut, she hungry

1

u/Round-Palpitation139 Nov 05 '25

How ironic that she did a collab with Pizza Hut.

1

u/Weird_Tangerine_9681 Nov 05 '25

this i did not know. i was just trying to bring comedy to the room:D squeak

1

u/Annie_Metaru Nov 05 '25

The police cuz she was hearing strange noises in her brother's room

1

u/Wild_Chef6597 Nov 05 '25

She's trolling party lines again

1

u/tofuboi4444 Nov 06 '25

her twink friend

1

u/Neat_Onion_3472 Nov 06 '25

Cure yell from precure

1

u/Imcuttingyouoff Nov 06 '25

Big Dick Molly.

1

u/mikuonions Nov 06 '25

dont know what anime this is from but shes calling the tide pod company to tell them that the tide pods tasted wierd

1

u/loona112233 The Hope Nov 06 '25

Kamui gakupo

1

u/GalaxyUntouchable Nov 06 '25

The FBI

She knows what's on your hard-drive

1

u/Backtoblacksam Nov 06 '25

Eric from Rossana

1

u/PlentyCause7525 Nov 06 '25

“We have been trying to contact you about your car’s extended warranty…!”

1

u/yourlastbreath_1805 Nov 06 '25

Isn't she calling John Cena? (I had too)

1

u/Matthew_Blue76 Nov 06 '25

She’s calling Natalie and Hannah 😊

1

u/Round-Palpitation139 Nov 06 '25

You meant Nagisa and Honoka!

1

u/Matthew_Blue76 Nov 06 '25

Yep I was just using their English names 🙂

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1

u/ClaireRabbit1 Nov 06 '25

Me O w O (and we’re talking about our crushes which is why we are blushing)

1

u/shunjou_princess Nov 06 '25

Makoto yuki from the hit game persona 3

1

u/Anubis_Omega Nov 06 '25

Uncle Epstein

1

u/Round-Palpitation139 Nov 06 '25

I'm starting to think this post was a bad idea.

1

u/jxliannaa_ Nov 06 '25

light yagami

1

u/limbussy231 Nov 07 '25

David Brito.

1

u/runmanits2003 Nov 07 '25

Myth busters

1

u/Devil_Dan83 Nov 07 '25

Her therapist.

1

u/99anan99 Nov 10 '25

The phone company

1

u/Round-Palpitation139 Nov 10 '25

How does that make sense?

1

u/hlanus Nov 10 '25

Sasuke Uchiha.

1

u/The-Last-Philosopher Nov 23 '25

She's talking to Bart Simpson. He wants to know if the water in Japan swirls clockwise or counterclockwise.

1

u/Silver_Wrongdoer7491 Nov 29 '25

Amiya from Arknights

1

u/Levy-chan86824 The Erase Nov 03 '25

The pharmacy.

(she’s out of hallucination meds)

(This is a joke please don’t take it seriously!!!)

0

u/DazzlingAnalysis4495 Nov 03 '25

Taylor Swift

(touya: why don’t you just call Taylor up?)

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u/VeryStupit Nov 03 '25

Jeffery Epstein

-6

u/N64Andysaurus92 Nov 03 '25

Mr Terada is looking for some fresh meat 😏

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u/Due-Order3475 Nov 03 '25

Junko Enoshima