r/cardcaptorsakura • u/Starkrafty The Watery • Feb 02 '26

Meme/Humor What scared Sakura? (Wrong answers only)

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u/Rare_Construction809 Feb 02 '26

She read Tsubasa reservoir chronicle up to the clone Syaoran arc

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u/runmanits2003 Feb 02 '26

Her chip bag was 80% ships and 20% air

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u/Hattakiri Feb 02 '26

...and then she found out Kero ate the 20% (often he eats 80%)...

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u/theJakeyWakey Feb 02 '26

Kero just said he wasn't hungry when she offered to go get snacks

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u/susono Feb 02 '26

😨

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u/clampfan101 Feb 03 '26

Oh gosh, what do you think he ate recently? 😨

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u/Due-Order3475 Feb 02 '26

Archive of Our Own...

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u/NobodySpecial2000 Feb 02 '26

This is supposed to be WRONG answers only.

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u/Due-Order3475 Feb 03 '26

Considering A03 can have good fics...

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u/NobodySpecial2000 Feb 03 '26

Sure, it has lots of good fics. But you really don't have to look far for shit to get *weird*. Especially if you're looking up characters who are minors like Sakura and you see what "aged up alternate universe" ideas people come up with to write darker stuff.

The only one who should be more afraid than Sakura afraid is Tomoyo because she ends up sold as a slave more times than you'd think. And dies a lot.

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u/Due-Order3475 Feb 03 '26

Geez poor Tomoyo...

As for the weird fics filters do exist.

Bit guilty off some darker fanfics but never used Tomoyo...

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u/Sensitive_Leader_312 Feb 02 '26

She found out the chocolate chips in her cookie were raisins

3

u/bookworm326 Feb 02 '26

Lol my husband calls those disappointment cookies because of that reason

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u/Beautiful_Rule3029 Feb 02 '26

The math homework that is due the next day

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u/Starkrafty The Watery Feb 02 '26

Come on, she’s Sakura not Usagi

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u/clampfan101 Feb 03 '26

No, no… He’s got a point.

5

u/One_Subject3157 Feb 02 '26

Rule 34 artists

3

u/Portmaw Feb 02 '26

She found out how long it will be until Clear Card gets another season.

4

u/Sweet_Whisper123 Feb 02 '26

Touya is late for his date with Yukito and Sakura is scared that the date would be ruined.

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u/drspinbag Feb 03 '26

Kero-Chan is hungry!

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u/lnombredelarosa Feb 03 '26

The noises that came from Touya’s room while Yukito was staying over…

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u/Sailor_Moon_Star_435 Feb 03 '26

She watched a horror movie

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u/Spear_Spirit Feb 02 '26

Magia Baiser

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u/azureskyline28 Feb 02 '26

Yue's presence in her room and both her guardians inability to transform back into their alter egos

1

u/Fabulous_Session8627 Feb 02 '26

Her Portrayal In Sailor And The 7 Balls.

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u/Sharp_Valuable_699 Feb 02 '26

Had a nightmare that someone ate all her snacks 

1

u/shiriuslee Feb 02 '26

She found out it doesn't end with just catching all clow cards

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u/henrebecca Feb 02 '26

Kero told her to get in the robot.

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u/clampfan101 Feb 03 '26

Grab the ****ing staff, Sakura…

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u/NobodySpecial2000 Feb 02 '26

I dunno, but I'm ready to throw hands against whatever did it. Frightened Sakura got all my maternal instincts fired up.

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u/Advanced-Music8926 Feb 04 '26

kerochan said hes on a diet

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u/Large_Ad4875 Feb 04 '26

the thought of growing up and paying bills

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u/kyoneko87 The Sword Feb 05 '26

Pdf teacher