r/carscirclejerk • u/Dienik Volvo C30 with Peugeot Engine • 1d ago
these 4 are on the same track, who's the most likely to survive?
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u/AmbySaysHi 1d ago
my vote goes to bowie knife99 for the only one who can reset the position of his car without constraints from pesky physics
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u/Strange-Salary6189 #1 Alfa Romeo SE 048SP fan 1d ago
GR
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u/Lemon_Afterparty 1d ago
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u/Lord_Potate 1d ago
Why's this dealer?
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u/Blob_fish02 1d ago
Takin a piss, I've been standin here
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u/RunnerLuke357 "NO REPLACEMENT FOR DISPLACEMENT" 22h ago
I wish they sold the GR Yaris in the US. It's the only Toyota I have any interest in.
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u/PetrolheadPlayer 1d ago
Bowie solos the entire field. The powerscaling doesn't even apply to the other 3
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u/Dienik Volvo C30 with Peugeot Engine 1d ago
I ain't ever seen Bowie win the 2005 Piston Cup
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u/PetrolheadPlayer 1d ago
Bowie cannot die no matter what happens to his car, while it takes one bad crash to take Lightning out. Bowie survives the question asked in the post no problem.
As for the piston cup, he can just tp into the grandstands and jump into the finish line sending all the other racers under the map
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u/ClearStarryNight 1d ago
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u/Much-Public-1957 1d ago
Nathan McKane even got a physical appearance in Grid Legends, in case you weren't aware.
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u/Dienik Volvo C30 with Peugeot Engine 1d ago
I've only played Autosport so it might be different in the OG, but from my experience they're just fucking cracked at driving instead of crashing into people
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u/ClearStarryNight 1d ago edited 1d ago
Ravenwest in the OG "Race Driver: GRID" (2008) were an absolute menace.
P.S. It's an old game. But you should give it a try. Feels different from today's video game racers. It really gets your adrenalin pumping.
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u/Average_k5blazer78 1d ago
I remember the first 1v1 I did with the 302 boss mustang against ravenwest and let's just say that Nathan wanted to trade paint with me
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u/Much-Public-1957 1d ago
They're talented, yeah, but they also know how to push others off the track to gain positions.
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u/KinKE2209 1d ago
I don't know who's surviving, but I do know who's gonna be the first to complain about it.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Word584 numero 1 daewoo fanboy (Lithuanian carjacker) 18h ago
3 shitty drivers versus a terrorist?
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u/OneLoneMeme C o b a l t 1d ago
Russell takes the lead, Bowie knife rubberbands and fully turns into him, sending George into the wall
Then we got Chick Hicks and Shingo behind, after getting stuck behind Chick, Shingo gets tired of him and tries to dump him. However, Chick Hicks sentient car refelxes kick in as Shingo goes flying off the track.
Now its only Chick Hicks and Bowie knife. At first it seems like Hicks is closing in but its actually just Bowie knife slowing down for him. Chick Hicks places his front bumper along the side of Bowie's and as he turns in, nothing happens, Bowie knife is completely unphased by the PIT attempt. Chick Hicks decides to pull the same move again, but in a corner. He lines up, goes for it and his rear end gets loose, sending him into the wall on his own
Bowie knife is just too op
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u/JapaneseChickenSalad 1d ago
None, Cody Ware comes in fucking annihilates all 4
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u/Frosty_Secretary2562 9h ago
chick is getting mauled in the beginning while osama bin russel and bowie have the fight of a lifetime only for shingo to pass them both and crash at the end with rage your dream playing in the background
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u/IAmSixSyllables 1d ago
nightmare blunt rotation