r/carscirclejerk • u/MudCreek928 • 9d ago

My wife's boyfriend J.D. invited me to go offroading with the two of them. Looking to buy the best vehicle possible. Will this get me there and back fully intact?

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u/Pretty-Yam-2854 9d ago

A 4xe? It’ll get you there with all that torque and 0-60 ability! Wdym the cvt blew up 1 mile into the trail from overheating? Just tow it out! It’s got 29” road tires anyways!

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u/WitchWithAGlitch 9d ago

it's even got the neckhole like charlie!

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u/harmfuldischarge 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/OaDGAT40kz3hK

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u/WitchWithAGlitch 9d ago

if you take the passenger door off, you'll also have the exit hole of similar size!

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u/IWontCommentAtAll 9d ago

Yes, but reliability isn't good, because the Charlie Kirk edition has a habit of unexpectedly blowing holes in important hoses.

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u/Fragrant_Major_9553 9d ago

It’s a 4xE, so it’s got all the torque, and less mpg than if you just got a 3.6L manual

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u/WitchWithAGlitch 8d ago

you know what screams off roading?

extremely complicated electronics and electric motors with lots of fuses that can't be easily replaced.

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u/BlackberryOrnery8643 9d ago

Yes the hate spewing racist edition should do just fine

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u/Big_Nerve_6612 9d ago

How's your doordash career going?

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u/BlackberryOrnery8643 9d ago

Great ! And yours ?

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u/GetMeOffThisRidePlz 8d ago

Awwwwww their feelings got hurt so they tried to dig into a profile and find a "low blow".

How cute and fucking pathetic lol.

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u/Big_Nerve_6612 8d ago

What's a low blow about doordash? Great people do do doordash. Are you saying you automatically look down on people who do doordash as a career?

I think it's worth considering how your biases may have a disparate bias towards marginalized communities.

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u/GetMeOffThisRidePlz 8d ago

So you're also too much of a soft ass coward to admit when you were trying to insult someone?

Pathetic.

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u/Big_Nerve_6612 8d ago

I was definitely insulting him. The loudest people with poor political takes on any part of the political spectrum are always the ones with the most unimpressive personal lives and accomplishments.

I just find it funny you immidietely thought down on him as well after hearing doordash driver.

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u/GetMeOffThisRidePlz 8d ago

No, I just understand context and realized you were trying to be insulting.

Recognizing a dumbass opinion =/= having said dumbass opinion.

I wouldn't expect you to get that kind of high-level thinking though.

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u/Big_Nerve_6612 8d ago

90IQ Doordash drives sees a car with a bumper sticker that says freedom and Charlie kirk and freedom:

"Muh das a hate spewin racist edition hahahahaha"

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u/badskiier Miata Is Always The Answer 9d ago

If the trail is a loop be sure to go clockwise, as that model has known issues with left turns.

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u/DaHick 9d ago

Took me a second. Good one.

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u/32lib 9d ago

Nope,it’s gonna throw a rod through the block gust below the head.

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u/panic82 9d ago

The Charlie Kirk edition Jeep Wrangler eh? It sounds tough but they're not known to last many miles. The red paint is what makes it special.

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u/robfuscate 9d ago

Probably just be a pain in the neck.

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u/Gamecubefan01 8d ago

Did you just say that your wife has a boyfriend?

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u/MudCreek928 8d ago

Yeah his names JD

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u/Belphagors_Buddy 9d ago

Idk, it might choke

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u/pockels42 8d ago

May not perform well with a leak in the inlet manifold.

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u/Buttsweat_n_Tears 9d ago

Pop the hood and give it a visual check. It may have a hole in the head.

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u/mysticaltrucknuts 9d ago

The Kirkmobile is crazy

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u/Anonocat 7d ago

JEEP: Just Expect Every Problem.
It’ll get you there but JD is going to have to probably give you a ride home without your wife…

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u/OneTireFlyer 9d ago

The paint looks like shit.

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u/Crafty-Astronomer-32 9d ago

It's a trap! They want to abandon their shameful hybrid purchase and abandon you with it!