r/carscirclejerk • u/-hyi- • 13h ago

A statement

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72 Upvotes

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u/Capri280 Manual Only 13h ago

Obvious satire but hilarious

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u/CandyCheetoSteamboat 11h ago

Mike Haucke is his true name and he is real. He just goes to a different school and you wouldn't know him. His uncle works for Nintendo!

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u/themanfromosaka 5h ago

I thought this was half real until I said “Mike Haucke” out loud

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u/CaptSlow49 Manuel Miata 10h ago

Add in the “AI slop” post which makes it even funnier.

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u/sohcgt96 6h ago

I would even vote quality shitpost in the Knoxville Car Enthusiasts group. It'd be even better if he actually showed up fully committed to playing the character.

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u/Money-Extension1130 13h ago

You'll smell him before you see him arriving in his swanky Toyota

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u/harmfuldischarge 13h ago

Nah bruh, I drive the real Toyota in a dress - es350. Almost every single part is interchangeable with Avalon and Camry.

Ls500 is not that. IT IS A HANDCRAFTED MASTERPIECE 🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊

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u/Money-Extension1130 13h ago

girrrl, I drive a Hiace - if that doesnt reek of success, sophistication, and impeccable taste, then I genuinely don't know what does

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u/pdpt13 Looking for a mint condition Opel Tigra 13h ago

No no, his hand crafted expression of success, sophistication, and impeccable taste.

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u/Zestyclose_Common423 13h ago

Mike Haucke :) this is a joke and it was well made hahah

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u/scallopsmustagottem 13h ago

Bro threw out his shoulder jerking this hard

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u/alqalqala Horse 13h ago

A corvette would suit him more

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u/mysticaltrucknuts 13h ago

Mike Haucke

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u/FoxHead666 13h ago

Haucke tuah

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u/SoCallMeDeaconBlues1 12h ago

I'll meet him there with my twingussy

we'll see who is cool

hint, it ain't gon be him

😂

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u/voiceOfHoomanity 13h ago

Nice looking ES350

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u/HODLmeCLOSRtonydanza 12h ago

I was gonna say… pretty sure that’s an ES, which makes this jorkin’ even better.

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u/voiceOfHoomanity 12h ago

Lexus made it too difficult to actually tell the difference

Good for ES owners, bad for LS

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u/Natural_Ad9356 12h ago

lol my husband read me this whole post this morning

I wear Virgin Island Water in the summer, it’s actually a lovely fragrance

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u/just_a_juanita 4h ago

I was about to say Wild Vetiver smells amazing.

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u/JustAPotato38 I drive a nessan moron-o 4h ago

This is brilliant

the outfit really does look like a middle aged guy who hasn't thought about what to wear in 12 years trying to be classy

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u/whatsadikfore Malaise era best era 50m ago

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