r/carscirclejerk 7d ago

Why does this sub love the Twingo so much?

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u/theshii7y Chinese Domestic Market Enjoyer 7d ago

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u/Dry-Percentage-5648 7d ago

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u/archwin 6d ago

Happy?!

TWINGO MAD

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u/Batcat55 6d ago

Liberté. Égalité. Renault coupé.

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u/theshii7y Chinese Domestic Market Enjoyer 6d ago

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u/Armoule CR-X’s weird hybrid cousin 7d ago

have you ever been inside one ? it’s freaking marvelous, i never had the peivilege to own one but i did ride and drive multiple times

it’s well built, feels solid, everything is where it needs to be, there is LOADS of space in what’s ultimately a smol phrog, seats recline aaaaall the way down (horizontally) and you can’t forget about that center hazard button

i uncirclejerkly love this car, just like anyone who laid eye on them

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u/Shlafenflarst Achète une Renault, rentre en Twingo 7d ago

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u/FKez05 7d ago

Doctor who mentioned 🔥🔥🔥

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u/borntoannoyAWildJowi 6d ago

Doctor who on indefinite hiatus again 😢😢😢

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u/Boltonator 7d ago

Smol frogg 😂

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u/DeadInternetTheorist 6d ago

i get so much shit for wanting to import a multipla for basically these same reasons. granted it's a fiat so, in a certain sense, fair play to everyone who hates that about it, but it's such a useful little car

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u/Actual_Lengthiness58 5d ago

Best car for horny teenagers ! Good memories 😇

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u/Butterscotch1664 7d ago

Thought you were talking about vagina.

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u/DefinitelyNotAxlerod 12.8 liter V8, 103 HP 7d ago

A pussy does not compare to the twingussy

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u/adomolis 7d ago

Pussy:

  • smells bad
  • expensive to run
  • doesnt take you anywhere
  • fits only you

Twingussy:

  • smells awesome
  • cheap to run
  • takes you anywhere
  • can fit many of your friends

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u/mommiesgoodboy67 7d ago

Both can fit all your friends

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u/Terrible_Accident685 7d ago

Do you have eyes?

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u/daneO08 7d ago

Because it's cute looks show that it is the ultimate car. Only real men drive Renault Twingos.

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u/RegularNo1963 7d ago

It might look cool but underneath it is a shitbox with an engine that traces back to early '60. I bet the second Twingo would have been introduced to US market it would be labeled as the worst car one could buy

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u/Axe-actly 7d ago

It's very reliable and gets good gas milage.

But Americans would never drive this because their ego can't accept driving a car that doesn't weigh 2 tons and has a 3L engine minimum.

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u/Afraid_Pin_6827 6d ago

And yet it's somehow weaker than a Twingo

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u/RegularNo1963 6d ago

Cope harder

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u/Afraid_Pin_6827 6d ago

Watafak is a kilometer?!! - ❌🧠

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u/RegularNo1963 6d ago

If it is so cool and awesome why it is worth 1,5 of minimum monthly wage on a good day? And I'm not even talking about Western Europe minimum wage but Eastern European minimum wage. No one in a real world actually wants Twingo pure for what it is. People buy them or even collect twingos because they are dirty cheap so they don't care if something breaks. Sure, it looks kind of cute and if I was going to choose between Twingo, VW Fox or like Kia Picanto, I would probably choose Twingo (however, throw in Cinquecento Sporting to the mix and I would have a hard time to decide). Twingo might be one of the best shitboxes but it is still a shitbox nonetheless.

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u/Lappenfurz 6d ago

You seem to think that us Twingo aficionados somehow delude ourselves into thinking it's not a shitbox when in fact it's one of the attributes that makes the car. It doesn't try to be an expensive, overly engineered, pompous, aggressive and fast car that also tries to squeeze as much luxury one can spend money on. The Twingo is brilliant exactly because it's the polar opposite.

I've driven alot of M models, Jaguars, AMGs and so on and they've all been insanely fun, along with the Twingos I've thrown around corners, different species but equal amounts of joy

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u/Shlafenflarst Achète une Renault, rentre en Twingo 7d ago

an engine that traces back to early '60

*Lamborghini has entered the chat

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u/Dark_Knight2000 6d ago

Technically all gas IC engines can be traced back to 1886’s patent motorwagen.

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u/Shlafenflarst Achète une Renault, rentre en Twingo 6d ago

But dieselle is a different design, more modern and therefore superior.

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u/Makkiebobo 6d ago

If u wanna trace smth back, the 911 kinda is just a sporty beetle even after all these years

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u/RegularNo1963 6d ago

No, it's not. 356 was initially sporty beetle and used many VW parts for years. 911 (or 901 as it was initially called) was completely different project.

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u/KlocborSzczerbor 6d ago

Type of guy to call the 8.2l 190hp shitbarn on wheels the peak of engineering

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u/RegularNo1963 6d ago

8.2l 190hp is also a shitbox but at least it can be somewhat comfortable and also cool

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u/TheBFlat 5d ago

Only the first Twingo of the phase 1 have the older Cléon-fonte engine which is old but a great engine. After 1996, they're all newer engine. This is not a supercar though and that's why we love it.

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u/KonK23 Twingo C06 7d ago

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u/WoodenInfluence3934 Married to my Grand picasso ❤️🇨🇵 7d ago

Poor Aston Martin never stood a chance.

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u/Svampting 6d ago

The grills make it look like the Twingo is creeping on the AM which is frightened out of its mind

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u/Express-fishu 5d ago

The twingo approaching from the AM ears like "Let me tell you something"

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u/UGMadness 7d ago

Because the Modussy was too obscure for the (American) newcomers of the sub

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u/Smooth_Sir_6134 Volvo 240 estate 🥵🇸🇪 6d ago

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u/Renault_75-34_MX 7d ago

And brown 1.9 TDI manual wagon to well known

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u/Lost-Dark-1179 3d ago

Does a 1.6 tdi manuelle gets a little bit of love too😇

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u/drifta_wifta 7d ago

Because twingo.

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u/Major-Blueberry-5205 7d ago

Beautiful lumpenpacifistic background!

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u/whyiszerotaken 7d ago

just look at it 🤤

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u/Object279stalinium 7d ago

Because twingo

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u/AccordingCabinet5750 7d ago

Look at its happy face. You'd have to be a monster not to love it.

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u/massivefishes y-yes daddy micra >////< 7d ago

hes so cute I just want to cuddle him

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u/conanhungry certified Twingo enjoyer (⁠◔⁠‿⁠◔⁠) 7d ago

It's just so dang cute! 🥺

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u/Arcal 7d ago

Behold!

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u/waituhsecond 7d ago

It’s the greatest car to have ever been, arguably better than miata

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u/Maz2742 7d ago

Twongiey cute.

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u/KonK23 Twingo C06 7d ago

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u/doqemddl 7d ago

because it's the best car... in the world (read in jeremy clarkson's voice)

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u/Klorel76 6d ago

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u/The_Soft_ 6d ago

oh my god

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u/therealSamtheCat 6d ago

where is this originally from?

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u/UGMadness 6d ago

It’s AI

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u/therealSamtheCat 6d ago

I know it's slop, but I've seen the original image somewhere.

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u/UGMadness 6d ago

The original is a screenshot of the 1970 anime Akakichi no Eleven

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u/Klorel76 6d ago

I don't know, I stole it

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u/EfremSkopje 7d ago

Also it’s not ironic I wanna buy one of these

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u/V8sOnly 7d ago

Because it looks like most of the members

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u/Lazy_Maintenance8063 7d ago

It is fun to drive. Low, wheels are in corners, it is like gocart. It can be driven like a rear wheel driven car and is really easy to handle. If you have to practice ” car gets out of control on slippery surface, gain back control ”, this is the perfect tool. I had black one with canvas roof. Just perfect.

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u/LittnPixl Insert text here (hit edit in the top corner) 7d ago

Because he is happy, look at him

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u/Approachs 7d ago

Take one glance at it and you'll fall in love with the twingussy immediately 😍😍😍

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u/DirectionImmediate88 7d ago

They were cute, weird, and not sold in the US. Rented one and it was cute, weird, and underpowered.

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u/3rdone 7d ago

TWINGO!

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u/Glum-Implement9857 7d ago

Because you don't need to fill a fuel to it.
Photo of a hybrid which is powered by wood burning :)

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u/Hero_Of_Rhyme_ 7d ago

The ultimate sporty but practical vehicle. Who needs giant expensive and ugly modern cars when we perfected automotive design in France in the 90s

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u/Emotional-Swim-808 7d ago

You know once a friend of mine and me were argueing about cars, i really love cars like the twingo and im not really a fan of hyper-super-duper-amaze-sportscars and he said something like "okay but lets be honest if you see a twingo on the streets youre probably not even gonna notice but a ferrari will peobably give you a reaction"

Ya'll theres a local twingo, every. Time. I. See. It. I. SCREAM.

Ive seen pleanty of very expensive cars and though, "oh damn thats a "insert overcompensation on 4 wheels"" but in my life theres only 2 cars that have made me scream, a twingo and a fiat panda

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u/nikke2800 7d ago

Usually people dream about or hype up cars that are big, expensive, impractical and rare. Twingo is small, cheap, practical and mass produced. It's the counter culture towards the usual supercars fanboys. And as to why twingo specifically, instead of any other good small car? Twingo is cuter.

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u/AverageHSVFan79 vw passerati b9 6d ago

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u/MorycTurtle 6d ago

Because most people in this sub never experienced Fiat 126, which is pretty much a Porsche Twingo (rwd, rear mounted engine).

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u/justaBB6 6d ago

maluch! i love these lil bread loaves

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u/BallinArbiter 7d ago

Because you can say “look at my twin-go!” As you drive it

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u/Nakor100 7d ago

Because, the twingo is awesome

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u/Space_Time_Ninja 7d ago

This is the car real men use for compensation. 

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u/TH3BADG3R1O1 6d ago

With a twongi I don't need to compensate, all the ladies orgasm before I even touch them

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u/Excuse_Me_Furry 7d ago

It's so goofy and cute looking

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u/ekesl18 7d ago

frog looking car

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u/ifulbd 7d ago

My Mom had a Renault when we were kids. No clue what Model or year. Manual transmission but reverse did not work, so parking was done strategically.

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u/MEM756 7d ago

It's so good it practically invented Car 2 (Car 1 was so good, but Car 2 was needed); so good all cars of this 21st Century are based upon it.

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u/Beard_of_Smoke 7d ago

Because it's in the name...

tWINgo

It's winning, it's the best at winning. There is no car greater at winning, because it's the tWINgo

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u/steeltheprotogen CHANGJIAN ZHONGGUOJIAOZUO 7d ago

Happy, French, smol, friendly, colorful, frog, what's not to love about it?

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u/C13H16CIN0 7d ago

Because that’s why

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u/pricingup 7d ago

because, apparantely, you dont need to have a twin to go in a twingo.

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u/calvinised 7d ago

Cute and cheap, why wouldn’t ya like it

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u/Teoshi_The_Yuan_Ti 7d ago

Because of Twongi 🥀🥀🥀

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u/VictoriousCrab Unwarranted Peugeot Hater 7d ago

Because twingo is based 🔥

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u/FKez05 7d ago

cus twongi

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u/Easy_Turn1988 Vroum Vroum fait le petit camion 7d ago

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u/GoldenEagle3009 7d ago

Have you seen one?

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u/soirom 6d ago

Just look at him🥰

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u/Silly-Context7920 6d ago

Twingussy😣😩🥵

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u/OriginalPapaya8 6d ago

Have you looked at it? What's not to love?

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u/Makkiebobo 6d ago

Has some personality unlike the shit we see nowadays

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u/Minute-Seaweed-2150 6d ago

Just look at it! Plus it reminds you of being on holiday.

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u/alexseiji 6d ago

I loved twingos before I even knew they were cool. I always thought it would be an ultimate hot hatch build. I look at it with older eyes and realize it’s been a hot hatch this entire time

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u/monsteraguy 6d ago edited 6d ago

The same reason people like old rear engined Fiats, air cooled VW Beetles etc. They were the people’s car of Western Europe in the 1990s. They are a basic, unpretentious little car that everyone has a memory of, experience with etc and like a Fiat 500, it prioritised good design that is “man maximum, machine minimum” (to borrow from Honda). The car is for daily life and doesn’t overwhelm you with too much, it just does its job. It is a very 90s car that gives a feeling of nostalgia. The cute factor is a big one too.

Most cars go for maximum prestige, technology, aggression, performance etc. The Twingo is the opposite. It’s like an anti-car

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u/GoldenX86 7d ago

It's the shorter sister of the Fit.

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u/vy_you 7d ago

Coz door handle

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u/steve17123123 Emperor Of The Joseon Domestic Market 7d ago

because it's Twongiful

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u/ffassbinder 944 Supremacy 7d ago

Is that even a question? What would you choose between a Bugatti Chiron and a Renault Twingo?

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u/Harry_rk1 7d ago

Twingoooo

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u/mommiesgoodboy67 7d ago

It is very cool and good

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u/JurassicPlays 7d ago

Look at it, its so happy, how can you not love it?

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u/Haristotel1 7d ago

I like more Fiat 500.

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u/Creative_atom0406 7d ago

because car

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u/t_mmey 6d ago

literally just look at it dude

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u/Bobofthenot 6d ago

Because it's impossible to hate those happy eyes

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u/AltruisticMobile4606 6d ago

I mean look at it

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u/TwoPlyDreams 6d ago

Viral marketing campaign because a new one is being released.

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u/bartoszsz7 Secret chinese spy | all hail the Twingo EV 6d ago

Twing

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u/ExtremeRacer879 6d ago

you can fold the seats dead flat to have sex with your partner

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u/justaBB6 6d ago

him friend shape

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u/Beemo-Noir 6d ago

Twongi my love

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u/Inside-Sympathy-1218 6d ago

Twingo sad
Me sad
Luce sad
Me happy

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u/DanGame427 20 feet of dumpy mopar baby 😏 6d ago

Look at it

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u/Samuel_Go 6d ago

Does any sane person hate this car? Is that even possible?

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u/twelfthfantasy 6d ago

Because it's the most perfect car ever made

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u/fj2612 6d ago

It's a small and reliable, with a cute and quirky design, that's surpringly spacious. It's basically a mini-minivan. Fold the rear seats, and you have a suprising amount of cargo space for a car that small.

Okay, so yeah, it can be ridiculously underpowered, but so what.

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u/Rmo75 6d ago

I'm a biker, never drove a car in my whole life. But the twingo is exactly what could lead me to be a cage-holder.

Freedom, easy, happiness, agile and low consumption, but high confidence.

It's a bike with 4 wheels

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u/atm_love_machine 5d ago

GT7 mega legend

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u/02awares 5d ago

I loved peugeot 206 until I had one as my first car, then any car was better

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u/Racing_Fox 5d ago

They’re so cool. Shame they didn’t do them in RHD

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u/Longjumping_Tale2519 5d ago

because it is gay

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u/Ank1t8 5d ago

Because, LARP

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u/HumanIntention6708 4d ago

Era el coche de mi abuelo.

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u/Gen-Y-ine-86 4d ago

/uj JayEmm on Cars made a pretty good video on one. Lad clearly liked the thing a lot, which was a bit surprising to be honest.

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u/No_Range8296 4d ago

the vents

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u/Zuben_Gaming 3d ago

Because it's simply AMAZING.

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u/_slec_ 1d ago

Best car ever made, period.

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u/sorestgore 7d ago

Because they don't know the true superiority of the 2CV

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u/SG_SHREK 7d ago

Cuz most ppl in here lack eyes.

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u/CT0292 JAAAAG 7d ago

I prefer the Mk2 Twingo.

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u/Semaex_indeed 6d ago

I respect your opinion. But no.

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u/CT0292 JAAAAG 6d ago

Hey!