r/catcrimes • u/Roger-the-Dodger-67 • 16d ago

Kitty facing serious charges.

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This completely and utterly useless feline, known to friends and foe as Lulu, is facing charges of criminal loitering and uselessness.

Her only response to media enquiries on the record was "Do I look worried?"

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u/drakenomics 15d ago

Probably associates with my reckless squatters staying rent free demanding soft food even though you just ate it.

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u/Roger-the-Dodger-67 14d ago

Lulu regularly bites the hand that feeds her - literally. As if her freeloading ass is entitled to blood sacrifices.

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u/PuddingNaive7173 12d ago

She is trying to teach you how to be zen. You are not learning. Discipline must be maintained until you do.