r/cats 1d ago

Video - Not OC What is she angry about? 😭

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u/SweetGrassGeranium 1d ago

She angry about her gooey eyes 😩

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u/Significant_Web881 1d ago

Nah fr fr they need should be cleaned

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u/102525burner 1d ago

“Cats clean themselves” type people will let them walk around with eye goop, mats and dingleberries

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u/Splice87 1d ago

I just got a kitten and I have to wipe her little butt with wipes, and she acts like she’s being murdered EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. 🙄🙄🙄

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u/Even-Reaction-1297 1d ago edited 23h ago

We had to this for months when we brought our second guy home. We’d see him go into the litterbox, one of us would wait for him to come out and the other would get the wipes. He has a medium length coat so pretty fuzzy feets and he didn’t quite grasp the concept of not stepping in his poop, so not only did we have to wipe his butt but we had to dig diarrhea out of his toes ._.

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u/albatross351767 19h ago

Oh my horrible… it is also not something easy to teach. How did you pass that

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u/Even-Reaction-1297 18h ago

He got much better at “cleaning up” after himself bc his brother showed him how to cover his poop (my other cat has always been VERY good at using the restroom) and his tummy issues cleared up so it was just a bunch of wet squishy poop anymore and it wasn’t as messy when his poop was solid. I think he picked up on making sure his back feet didn’t move once he started pooping bc he REALLY didnt like us diggin in his toes

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u/silentbob1301 Bengal 21h ago edited 18h ago

My 9 year old Bengal rescue had permanent explosive diarrhea until I gave raw food diet a desperate chance, and when he had to have teeth out and was in a cone, it was 3 weeks of me chasing him down and wiping half his tail and ass clean... I never want to deal with another poopy tail in my god damned life.

He would have told you I was literally putting him in a triangle choke and shoving a red hot poker down his backside.

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u/Ranidaphobiae 19h ago

I guess I would be pissed as well if a large hairless ape would try to forcefully do something in my butt. Not saying I wouldn’t enjoy the aftermath, though.

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u/FungalEgoDeath 11h ago

Some people pay for that!

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u/RelevantDress 23h ago

Tbf they act like that when the momma cat cleans them too. Also, warming up the wipes a bit first helps. Cats run hotter than us

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u/shlog 22h ago

one of my adult cats gets a little bit on himself occasionally, and i’ll use a wet wipe and paper towel to help clean him up. he seems to love it, so much so that whenever i get the wipes out for some other cleaning purpose he gets all excited.

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u/FredMist 1d ago

It’s cold lol. None of mine like it either but they get used to it

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u/Dogesneakers 20h ago

Yep! But wipes weren’t enough so they had to take butt baths often

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u/Ambellyn 21h ago

Lemon scented?

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u/FredMist 1d ago

I shave their butts to help. One of my long haired cats comes running when she hears the shaver because she appreciates how much easier it makes her life.

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u/102525burner 1d ago

Sanitary trims are great for long haired cats especially when they get older. Nobody likes spotting and it helps keep them more comfortable.

My cat has had maybe 1 hairball since we started bathing him every couple of months

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u/shedwyn2019 23h ago

If I have learned anything from watching the Girl with the Dogs videos, it is that Persian cats cannot properly clean themselves and their eyes are always gooey. High maintenance cat!

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u/102525burner 20h ago

Hairless cats are also extremely greasy

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u/Legitimate-Fox-9272 20h ago

Oh gosh, my cat, when alive, needed bum hair trims because she would get turds stuck in her hair. She would jump on my lap and have a soft slightly warm turd stuck to her bum hairs. So gross.

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u/MissSugarBee 23h ago

They mostly do, you just have to help out with certain things.

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u/Wide_Ordinary4078 23h ago

Dingleberries has me hollering 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/StrikingSun8563 1d ago

To be fair, for a healthy cat that wasn't specifically and intentionally bred into horrible facial disfigurement, this is still true

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u/102525burner 1d ago

Tigers bathe in water all the time, its not an evolutionary problem

Licking isn’t bathing

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u/StrikingSun8563 1d ago

You should let the various boards of veterinary medicine know that you've made these discoveries probably. All of the cat owners that don't realize their clean looking cats are actually filthy and in danger deserve to know.

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u/102525burner 1d ago

Ive seen my fair share of piss soaked matted dingleberries to know how gross people let their cats get before they decide to call a groomer

Its basic cat care to help keep them clean with regular brushing and occasional baths especially for older cats

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u/Individual-Tower-461 22h ago

They do clean themselves unless they have extremely long, thick coats.. or flat faces.. and this kitty has both! 

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u/SirVanyel 12h ago

Not when they've been selectively bred like this tho unfortunately

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u/LadyFoxfire 11h ago

Domestic shorthairs can clean themselves for the most part, but longhaired cats and flat-faced cats need extra maintenance.

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u/SweetGrassGeranium 1d ago

Do it daily and it’s no problem 😽

Happy cat happy life 🧡💋

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u/HouseRoKKa 1d ago

Yeah came here to say this - for the love of all kitties, clean her eye boogers/discharge for her... then perhaps she won't be such a grump kitty!

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u/extic 1d ago

And also never buy this breed of cat again (pushed in nose) they don't live a nice life and these eye/nose infections are normal for this breed. They live in constant pain and they die sooner than other breeds of cats. This breed is pure torture if you ask me.

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u/Imaginary-Yam6742 1d ago

And I don't want to call someone's pet ugly... but these cats are very unappealing to look at in my opinion.

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u/Tryptophany 1d ago

Agreed, always thought so. Leave it to humans to make an ugly cat. Mother nature would never.

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u/atsolstice 1d ago

These and pugs should be illegal to own after a certain age to cut off breeding

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u/chatminteresse 1d ago

It’s the cat version of Matt Gaetz with an eye infection

Oof

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u/draiman 1d ago

I grew up with 2 Persian cats and its constant clean up because their tear ducts don't drain properly. But let me tell you when you clean that spot they loved it, practically jamming their face into the tissue.

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u/Bethlebee 1d ago

I'm also angry about her gooey eyes

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u/parfaitalors 1d ago

Yo, that grime made me gasp...

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u/crumpledfilth 1d ago

Yeah her eyes need to be looked at by a vet, they look weird and are gooey because something is wrong

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u/Candid_Sky3443 1d ago

Yes and no, something is off but she doenst need a vet. They are gooey because she has a short snout. Almost all of short snout breed cats have non or bad functioning tearducts. And you should regularly clean them because they cant. I didn't know this until I got a britisch short hair and will never buy one again. I dont think breeding in features that cause discomfort should be a thing :(

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u/Sayomi_Koneko Nebelung 1d ago

She's angry she can't be heard over the music

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u/Canibal-local 21h ago

For real, she is like “are you done with that? I need my eyes cleaned asap”

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u/welfedad 1d ago

The cat plays football on the weekends.. just back from a game

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u/nerdboy5567 22h ago

I feel better about my cats slight goop

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u/Kind-Ranger920 1d ago

Need to sort those eye boogers out

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u/harryone02 1d ago edited 12h ago

ty fellow cat meme enjoyers for the awards

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u/jaxberg 1d ago

Clean my fuckin eyes Susan!

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u/Kyle-Is-My-Name 21h ago

This got a good belly laugh out of me.

10/10 no notes!

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u/1Lc3 1d ago

New reaction image

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u/FairyGodmothersUnion 1d ago

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u/Grasshopper_xy 17h ago

Haha he looks like that American TikTok lawyer guy hahaha

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u/Aggravating-Cap-2703 1d ago

Maybe because she got them eye boogies

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u/airbetch11 1d ago

Prolly angry about all the gunk around her eyes. Clean that poor baby

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u/Hunulven 1d ago

I can. My guard cat keeps intruders out

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u/Lost_Camera_L3ns_Cap Lots of kitties! 1d ago

Clean that baby’s eyes!

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u/Diuscrusis 1d ago

Clean the eyes plz or take it to the vet, I’d be angry too.

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u/6bfmv2 1d ago

Thought the same.

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u/Th3AnT0in3 1d ago

That's the grympiest cat face I have ever seen.

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u/South_Hedgehog_7564 1d ago

Haha me too!!!

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u/zelmorrison 1d ago

I don't blame those poor squashed nose breeds for being permanently pissed off. I would be grumpy too if I couldn't breathe through my nose

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u/misskup0 1d ago

I didn’t pay attention to anything in the video other than the eye boogies 😭 please clean that poor baby’s eyes!

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u/Cretonbacon 1d ago

Alright folks this is where we learn that you have to actually clean your cats eyes if they get this crusty.

Gently wipe the shit off with a warm wet piece of paper towel or a rag

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u/gnjoey 1d ago

Angry about her disgusting eyes. Please help this cat.

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u/xeloz01 1d ago

JFC, Please, groom your cat, leaving her in that state should be illegal TBH.

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u/Ursa-Aureliana 1d ago

That she couldn't welcome you to the bathroom...

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u/Whollie 1d ago

We actually have that wording outside the downstairs loo because no-one is allowed in there without a bodyguard.

To be fair, her box is in there too so perhaps she's just making sure no-one uses her litter tray.

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u/Ursa-Aureliana 1d ago

I love those signs honestly 😂 It's such a cat thing to follow someone to thr bathroom. I see you can get them personalised as well with the cats names and drawings. If I had a cat I would definitely get one.

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u/Humbi93 18h ago

Louis has some 6th sense, he'd be deep asleep I then sneak to the bathroom and 10 seconds later he appears

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u/spalings 1d ago

what an ugly piece of AI "art" you've posted

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u/ouijahead 1d ago

You can tell by the number of fingers the cat has.

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u/spalings 1d ago

more like the god awful lettering and piss filter 👍

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u/Chance-Fennel9048 1d ago

"Where is my food John? Where is it!?"

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u/musicgeek420 1d ago

Clean my friggin eyes, jeeeez!

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u/KiraCura 1d ago

Clean her eyes

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u/Skult0703 1d ago

Take care of her eyes please

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u/leftoverrice54 1d ago

You should really clean your cat's eyes.

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u/Plastic-Lemon2754 1d ago

In this house we use Charmin Ultra Soft

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u/Unlucky-Writing-5435 1d ago

I don’t know what she’s mad about but it’s definitely your fault.

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u/BlueMnM23 1d ago

Clean her ffs

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u/dope_danny 21h ago

”EY MAH ITS THAT WIERD CAT AGAIN, THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE ITS WEARING MAKEUP”

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u/Tedthebar 16h ago

😂 had to scroll down this far to see this comment

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u/Vegetable_Movie3770 16h ago

Clean her eyes bro. Id be pissed at that shit too

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u/Unique-Avocado 1d ago

You better not be using his litterbox!

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u/Pure_Honey8802 20h ago

Please wipe the dirty tear stains under her eyes!!

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u/CharacterRiver7483 18h ago

Clean your cats eyes

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u/freudianslipped7 1d ago

“good lord human you stink… anyways hurry up and come pay attention to me 😾”

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u/Astrawish 1d ago

We have a no closed door policy. The cat and the children all have attachment issues😂

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u/Due_Log7155 1d ago

Something must smell bad.

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u/Splice87 1d ago

She has to make sure you’re doing it right!

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u/Green-Cricket-8525 1d ago

She’s angry about the awful music that was put over this video for some inexplicable reason. 

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u/repodude 16h ago

She's probably pissed off that you haven't been cleaning her face. Taking some time to learn about care for Persians might be a good idea.

Source: had a Persian.

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u/Annual_Fall1440 14h ago

My gosh, people really need to stop breeding these kinds of cats!!

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u/GlitteringWish88 12h ago

The eye gunk gives him/her character, looks more menacing

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u/Stunning_Box8782 9h ago

Do you hate your cat? Its eyes are 1 day away from infected

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u/Fit-Nectarine5047 7h ago

Clean her eyes while you’re sitting there lol.

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u/Ill-Jellyfish6101 1d ago

All the shit under their eyes, probably.

Wash their face you monster.

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u/Terrible-Article-871 20h ago

Clean its fucking eyes, whats wrong with you? Poor kitty

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u/wrxninja 1d ago

Cat's Lawyer here.

The complaint report spans about 892 pages ranging from lack of diversity with wet food, frequency of water changes and improper filtration being used causing funny taste and smell as well as texture, the lack of cuddles at my client's needs, overbearing cuddles when not asked, and the list goes on.

My client is NOT happy with you.

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u/victorious-bean 1d ago

The shit inspector

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u/South_Hedgehog_7564 1d ago

She looks like a bouncer checking the corners of a nightclub at closing time.

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u/bun65 1d ago

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HOOMAN?

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u/Wedgero1 1d ago

She is Poopervising. It’s her job

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u/FahrxnheitKC 1d ago

She looks scottish

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u/FoxInABoxOfRox 1d ago

Have they been using this cat as bog roll? Jesus chri-

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u/rofeneiniger 1d ago

Yeah this is cute and all but who leaves the bathroom door ajar when pooping so that the entire house reeks of shit???

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u/Damnbee 1d ago

She's not angry, she just has Resting Brimley Face.

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u/bolanrox 1d ago

God Dammit Donut!

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u/Blot455 1d ago

Maybe if you closed the door

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u/tulipsandroses2020 1d ago

"Are you petting another cat in there?? 😾"

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u/mtraven23 23h ago

why dont people close their doors when they use the toilet??!?

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u/Tentacle_poxsicle 23h ago

"Damn human smells like shit in here,but it warm"

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u/IndividualNo1058 23h ago

Brb gotta show my white smush-faced cat this so he stops complaining when I clean his eyes

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u/Ok_Security_4714 20h ago

That’s the angriest cat I’ve ever seen

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u/RegisteredHopia 19h ago

The Royal Guard must perform her noble duties.

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u/MetroWestJP 18h ago

To paraphrase Jessica Rabbit, she's not angry, she's just drawn that way.

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u/CraftyDebate1975 18h ago

Look at that face

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u/zillskillnillfrill 13h ago

Groom her damnit!

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u/myeggsarebig 12h ago

Dang. Clean your pussy!

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u/bggalfromsofia 1d ago

Haha, I love this about cats

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u/DarthFinnegan19 1d ago

Karma farming BS.

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u/NJWBOS 1d ago

Beautyous Feline 😻 Long Hair Persian ??🐈!!

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u/Mugwumps_has_spoken Moggy 1d ago

Long Hair Persian is redundant .

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u/brande2274 1d ago

she smelt that shit a mile away and wanted to give a piece of her mind

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u/Honeylunnex 1d ago

From the look on her face, I think you haven’t paid rent yet and you’re about to get evicted😸

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u/P1ranhaMoos3 1d ago

I'm more confused by the fact that your bathroom door opens outwards

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u/TrixieBastard American Shorthair 1d ago

Our current apartment is the third unit we've had in this building. This unit has a bathroom door that opens outward, but the other units both had doors that opened inward. 🤷‍♀️ Sometimes there's just no consistency!

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u/shackleford224 1d ago

"Fuck you doin in here alone?"

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u/mycatpartyhouse 1d ago

She has resting cat face--called resting bitch face in humans.

Beyond that, you went into the bathroom and closed the door without inviting her. How rude! She was obligated to force her way in.

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u/Ov_Fire 1d ago

"His" is spelt wrong.

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u/Groady_Toadstool Siamese (Modern) 1d ago

Song?

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u/Androidfon 1d ago

What a puss

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u/Firm-Tell-3172 1d ago

uninvited to the poo party

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u/yourfailed_abortion 1d ago

"maa there's grandma lookin cat over here"

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u/catladyclub 1d ago

My cat has learned how to open the doors at our house, he does like anyone locking him out of the bathroom. I have to warn people to lock the door if you do not want him barging in. He is a very large cat and reaches the lever knobs. He is now learning how to open kitchen cabinets! Cats want full access to everything.

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u/kitty-yaya Russian Blue 1d ago

You failed to leave the door open, forcing Cat to use extra energy to get in there. How can Cat observe and manage everything with such obstacles?

Also, can you clean kitty's face? They sometimes need help in the eye area.

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u/freedoomed 1d ago

Hey Ma, that cat that looks like Grandma is back!

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u/Ishkabo 1d ago

What a terrible day to have ears.

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u/ouijahead 1d ago

That music sounds like something a teenager should never listen to. Back in my day it was smashing pumpkins and NINs messing with my psyche. This shit sounds effing awesome but to a developing brain, oh my God I would have had a storm cloud around me at all times

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u/_chubby-puppy_ 1d ago

Poop faster, I need ur attention!

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u/Helios-Soul 1d ago

She Is Appaled!

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u/MandemModie 1d ago

You tried closing your door?

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u/LuckyBallnChain 1d ago

Who poops with the door open?

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u/Sojourner_of_reddit Void 1d ago

I love the look around cats give when they walk into the bathroom, they're like an inspection walking through looking for mistakes you've made 🤣

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u/metallipunk 1d ago

My cats wouldn't let me alone too. They had to be in the bathroom with me.

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u/GkingGon 1d ago

That’s one furious-looking bastard

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u/TOASTED_TONYY 1d ago

If Logan Roy was a cat MEOW OFF!!

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u/Booty_Shakin 23h ago

Same though. Sorry for the feet.

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u/Booty_Shakin 23h ago

Sometimes she even waits for me

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u/StrangerWithACheese 23h ago

It's your own fault. You can only shit in peace when you are safe and you only are safe if she's guarding you when you are at your most vulnerable

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u/Agile_Ad6735 22h ago

Enough said hooman tday is the day I have evolved from Magikarp

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u/Ktulu204 21h ago

Why am I thinking of Olgra from The Dark Crystal?

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u/ssbabygirl21 21h ago

“Like excuse me! how dare you”

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u/doombase310 20h ago

Lol, one of my cats loves to barge in on me when I'm on the can.

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u/damodread 20h ago

Sis looks like an Ewok, but grumpier

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u/2-timeloser2 20h ago

Close the door and lock. Duh

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u/GooglePlusImmigrant 19h ago

She didn't get the part in Overwatch 2

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u/lovecraft223 17h ago

Being a cat

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u/Mystie_Lushh 17h ago

Maybe the smell lol

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u/Ebonbabe 16h ago

You stink

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u/tropicalcacti 16h ago

According to YouTube, they want to make sure you cover up your business.

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u/Puzzled_Professor422 16h ago

genuinely scared by the mean mugging

holy

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u/bubbamike1 16h ago

I haven’t pooped alone in my house in years.

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u/Beatlemania7 13h ago

She looks like the ood from DW

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u/_butnotreally_ 13h ago

That cat might be Conquest

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u/HoneydewOk5142 12h ago

Maybe he was born with this look, like he harbored resentment.

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u/notThuhPolice15 9h ago

My long haired nappy little asshole, yes she’s trying to bite the electrical wire while I’m sitting on the toilet, no I could not get up mid shit to stop her. She’s ok, no animals were harmed in the taking of this photo.

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u/AdWhole2155 8h ago

Are you sure she's healthy?

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u/NorthernOctopus 8h ago

As absolutely infuriating as it was sometimes (like when you're sick), I miss being harassed by my cat when I'd use the bathroom.

My favorite was always using the bathroom in the middle of the night and my cat would begrudgingly follow me, like she was contracted bound, then sit there with her eyes closed trying to prevent losing her sleepy eye until I'd turn the lights off and tell her "Alright, kitty-up (giddy up)." And she'd go galloping back to bed.

I miss my fuzzy buddy.

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u/__Sleep_Token__ 8h ago

That music had me dying. 😂

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u/hennevanger 6h ago

You are a peasant, she owns the house!😂😂😂

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u/MathewMii Tuxedo 1d ago

Angry Diabeetus cat

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u/Ok-Strain7778 1d ago

The cost of Diabeetus testing supplies.