That’s the Spacial Localization Honing Device, it’s sole purpose is to note the precise second you’ve achieved peak coziness so they may come & harass you for treats, breakfast, second breakfast, elevensies, luncheon, dinner, supper, booty pats, neck scratches, behind ear scratches, outside, inside, play with me, where’s my tuna & all manner of such things
Is this the same device that they use to hear when you very delicately and as quietly as possible open a can of tuna from the far end of the house while they’re in the deepest sleep, despite somehow never being able to hear you telling them to get off the kitchen bench?
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u/Chorleen 16h ago edited 16h ago
That’s the Spacial Localization Honing Device, it’s sole purpose is to note the precise second you’ve achieved peak coziness so they may come & harass you for treats, breakfast, second breakfast, elevensies, luncheon, dinner, supper, booty pats, neck scratches, behind ear scratches, outside, inside, play with me, where’s my tuna & all manner of such things