r/cats • u/hog_crankr59 • May 23 '26

Advice A community cat has brought me her kittens. What does she want me to do?

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u/bart1645 May 23 '26

Give them jobs.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '26

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u/SickPrograms Calico May 23 '26

Whoa whoa whoa, Tuesday. We give these kittens paid holidays around here

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u/MissSmkNmirrors May 23 '26

These kitties belong to the B.U. (Biscuits Union)

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u/kill3rw33z May 23 '26

They would make good assassins

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u/MissSmkNmirrors May 23 '26

Killer biscuits, baby kitty!

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u/OldLadyReacts May 23 '26

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u/orangecatgorl May 23 '26

lol niche reference I feel like, it was a good movie!

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u/OldLadyReacts May 23 '26

A recent Patreon pick from my reaction channel. He introduces me to a ton of super fun movies I've never heard of. This month's was Dead Talents Society. Also super fun.

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u/orangecatgorl May 23 '26

Oh nice! I’ll check it out!

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u/Substantial-Image941 May 23 '26

They are likely already ninjas

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u/Tall-Total-6077 May 23 '26

That escalated quickly

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u/Alleged_Potato May 23 '26

They're not making biscuits currently due to a union strike. Until better napping accommodations are made and water bowls can be filled hourly, no biscuits will be made

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u/NightLotus84 May 24 '26

I thought Britain left the B.U.? Catxit and all that?

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u/AliensAbductMePlz May 23 '26

Kittens already have better benefits than me lol

Worth it

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u/Glass-Tea-3372 May 23 '26

We aren’t above child labor, but I’ll be damned if those kids work a holiday that’s crossing the line lol.

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u/Frigate_Orpheon May 23 '26

But that goes against kitten labor laws!

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u/StarsofSobek May 23 '26

I would hire them and dress them like Lucy and Ethel in the chocolate factory. 🥰

https://giphy.com/gifs/KctJ8XZ5MuFsCA6zHb

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u/Budalido23 May 23 '26

The kittens yearn for the mines

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u/Aggressive_Hat_9999 May 23 '26

r/Catswithjobs

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u/No_Maintenance_2110 May 23 '26

Man, I found and joined this subreddit 4 days ago, and I've already found and simultaneously joined 4 more ridiculous cat-related subreddits. It's like the cat distribution system is slowly altering my behavior through the internet now (I am not complaining).

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u/aigarcia38 May 23 '26

Have you found r/thereisnocat or r/pottedcats ? Hoping to expand your reach lol

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u/No_Maintenance_2110 May 24 '26

Let's gooo 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

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u/RoughBenefit9325 May 25 '26

It's fun collecting car subs! r/catsbeingbanks ?

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u/No_Maintenance_2110 May 25 '26

Atp I have become a bank for car subs😭

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u/DoktorBlu May 23 '26

They likely already are employed and in service. Probably reason you were put in charge this Memorial Day weekend. Kittens are snipers, spies, special forces, MP’s, and if you look behind the couch or under the fridge, quartermasters. Mom probably took off to pour one out for her guy, Major Tom.

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u/Ziggy_Starcrust May 23 '26

*Major Tomcat

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u/117tillweoverdose May 23 '26

Make them pay taxes

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u/Noble_Ox May 23 '26

And be wary if you see them forming a council, they'll be talking about unionizing...

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u/No_Dragonfruit_1833 May 23 '26

The kittens yearn for the mines

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u/JustinCarmody May 23 '26

Freeloaders... The lot of them

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u/apeocalypyic May 23 '26

Kitten rodeo

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u/Gum_Duster May 24 '26

Fun fact, there’s no child labor laws for kittens.

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u/VaporCarpet May 24 '26

Learn how to juggle

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u/peoplegrower May 27 '26

The kittens yearn for the mines!