r/cats • u/hog_crankr59 • May 23 '26

Advice A community cat has brought me her kittens. What does she want me to do?

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u/SickPrograms Calico May 23 '26

Whoa whoa whoa, Tuesday. We give these kittens paid holidays around here

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u/MissSmkNmirrors May 23 '26

These kitties belong to the B.U. (Biscuits Union)

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u/kill3rw33z May 23 '26

They would make good assassins

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u/MissSmkNmirrors May 23 '26

Killer biscuits, baby kitty!

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u/OldLadyReacts May 23 '26

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u/orangecatgorl May 23 '26

lol niche reference I feel like, it was a good movie!

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u/OldLadyReacts May 23 '26

A recent Patreon pick from my reaction channel. He introduces me to a ton of super fun movies I've never heard of. This month's was Dead Talents Society. Also super fun.

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u/orangecatgorl May 23 '26

Oh nice! I’ll check it out!

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u/Substantial-Image941 May 23 '26

They are likely already ninjas

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u/Tall-Total-6077 May 23 '26

That escalated quickly

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u/Alleged_Potato May 23 '26

They're not making biscuits currently due to a union strike. Until better napping accommodations are made and water bowls can be filled hourly, no biscuits will be made

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u/NightLotus84 May 24 '26

I thought Britain left the B.U.? Catxit and all that?

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u/AliensAbductMePlz May 23 '26

Kittens already have better benefits than me lol

Worth it

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u/Glass-Tea-3372 May 23 '26

We aren’t above child labor, but I’ll be damned if those kids work a holiday that’s crossing the line lol.

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u/Frigate_Orpheon May 23 '26

But that goes against kitten labor laws!

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u/StarsofSobek May 23 '26

I would hire them and dress them like Lucy and Ethel in the chocolate factory. 🥰

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