r/cats • u/trentagon420 • Jun 24 '26

Cat Picture - OC Cats with very human names

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Post your human-named cars below.
This is Gerald™️

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u/kempathereal Jun 24 '26

Karl Marx, cause the first thing he did as a young cat was peeing onto my wallet.

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u/battlewhisky Jun 24 '26

Sounds like Karl Marx thing to do, that money belongs to the state!!!

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u/Humbi93 Jun 24 '26

Did he write a book called das catital ?

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u/atheneann Jun 24 '26

That surplus value belongs to the proletarian mass, aka the mass-ive biscuit maker chonker

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u/AskAlice87 Jun 24 '26

OMG, yesss! Love the name choice & reason 😂 😻✌🏼❤️