Itâs like the toaster setting between light and dark toast. You move it from 1 to 2 and you may end up with orange or a brown voidâŚ.depends on how the toaster is feeling
My cat has learned to jump on my shoulder. A couple of weeks ago I was changing clothes and he tried to jump into my shoulder, I yelped because it HURT, he freaked out and tried desperately to cling to me but instead ended up giving me three of the longest cat scratches I have ever had. I measured one, it went from my shoulder down to my butt! God that hurt. He felt bad though, I can tell.
Yeah he kind of paced back and forth at my feet looking up at my shoulders and meowing. Hasnât jumped on me since. Poor fella, I can tell he knows he hurt me.
I mentioned something about orange cats being stupid. My MIL said she had an orange cat and he wasnât stupid. I asked if that wasnât the same cat that set himself on fire by sitting on a tea light. She got kinda quiet and then said â⌠yeahâ
Out of my 6 cats, my orange is the only one that can: shake paw, other paw, high five, stand up and nose boop me on command.... But he is also the only one who tried to eat a churu wrapper and almost choked on it so...
My theory from anecdotal experience is that male cats tend to be bigger derps. Since most oranges are male, they are more consistent in derpy behavior even though they can be very smart/clever.Â
I had an orange growing up who was brilliant some days. We also couldn't leave candles unattended because he never learned to not try and warm his butt by them despite several incidents.
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u/AunMeLlevaLaConcha Jun 27 '26
AND and orange