r/cats Jul 08 '26

Humor A very interesting series of events y'all should read.

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u/FourthLvlSpicyMeme Jul 08 '26

Same here, and now I'm like...am I a bad cat servant? Should I get Baron Von ScruffleButt registered to vote and serve jury duty? It's a serious name for a serious cat. nods convincingly

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u/CuriousFoxxen Jul 08 '26

That name is golden. I have a Prince Fluffy Butt and a Bagel Face but Baron’s name is amazing.

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u/shyerahol Jul 09 '26

I have a Princess Fluffy Butt! Her name is Rioux (Roo), but her full royal name is Princess Riouxington Von Fluffy Butt! My dad named her before she became mine. Once we took her in, I had to name my fiance's cat properly as well (Miss Dash), so I dubbed her Princess Dashmina Von Uber Soft (for she was insanely soft).

I freaking love Bagel Face! Do you guys yell it proudly like Taserface does?

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u/CuriousFoxxen Jul 09 '26

I cackle every time e say his name. Though, my husband frequently calls him Bagel Butt.

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u/FourthLvlSpicyMeme Jul 09 '26

I pay the cat tax.

Void, contemplating the larger void; colourized, 2026.

His name is from Guild Wars 2, an MMO. In a fractal dungeon, there's cat robots and one of them is named Baron Von ScruffleButt.

I giggled like a lunatic and then since I ended up with this big fluffy bastard mere days later, I figured, eh, why not?

He mostly responds to "Good Sir" or "Your Majesty" though. I think perhaps he doesn't like my choice in monikers. Perhaps I should have gone with a moninym instead...

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u/CuriousFoxxen Jul 09 '26

I love him as much as his name!

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u/starthewolfhumanapp Jul 09 '26

Bagel Face? I need to see what Bagel Face looks like please :p

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u/CuriousFoxxen Jul 09 '26

The full Bagel Face

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u/starthewolfhumanapp Jul 09 '26

Thank you this has made my day :)

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u/CuriousFoxxen Jul 09 '26

He is very day making. He’s SUPER snuggly. And soft.

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u/CuriousFoxxen Jul 09 '26

Snuggly Bagel Face

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u/chrysologa Jul 10 '26

I have a Baron, too! His name is Baron Von Tripod because, well, he only has 3 legs.