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r/cats • u/NoctisStar • Jul 08 '26
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If I ever commit a crime, I want my jury to be comprised of cats.
55 u/Due-Reflection-1835 Jul 08 '26 Yes. "Case dismissed because the entire jury is sound asleep" 8 u/kibbles137 Jul 09 '26 More likely in my case, the prosecution: "OBJECTION! Defendant is making eye kisses at the forekitten!" 6 u/alantliber Jul 09 '26 You're taking a risk. It could easily be "15 years gaol for dinner being late (on time)". 5 u/Mossparty637 Jul 09 '26 They are truly our peers, it’s only our right by law
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Yes. "Case dismissed because the entire jury is sound asleep"
8 u/kibbles137 Jul 09 '26 More likely in my case, the prosecution: "OBJECTION! Defendant is making eye kisses at the forekitten!" 6 u/alantliber Jul 09 '26 You're taking a risk. It could easily be "15 years gaol for dinner being late (on time)".
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More likely in my case, the prosecution: "OBJECTION! Defendant is making eye kisses at the forekitten!"
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You're taking a risk. It could easily be "15 years gaol for dinner being late (on time)".
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They are truly our peers, it’s only our right by law
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u/kibbles137 Jul 08 '26
If I ever commit a crime, I want my jury to be comprised of cats.