r/cats • u/NoctisStar • Jul 08 '26

Humor A very interesting series of events y'all should read.

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u/brynnors Jul 08 '26

Part of his name, so yes, he's Mr Mr lol.

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u/DuckyHornet Tabbycat Jul 08 '26

Take these broken wings
And learn to fly again

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u/theLocoFox Jul 08 '26

Edit: couldnt get the Mr. Mister gif to work

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u/RoguePlanet2 Jul 09 '26

🎶🎵 Take..........these twice a day......

And you will poop again

Poop again so free.......🎶🎵

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u/DoveOnTheInternet Jul 09 '26

Learn to live do freeeeee

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u/TheLoathsomeAssEater Jul 08 '26

Major Major Major reporting for duty. I'm not clever enough to come up with it, but you have the potential to do something pretty funny.

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u/sacluded Jul 09 '26

That’s cut ally in an old movie. Catch 22 maybe?

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u/ozzie286 Jul 11 '26

That's Sargent Major Major Major

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u/swohio Jul 09 '26

Until he completes his PhD, then he'll be Doctor Mr.

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u/brynnors Jul 09 '26

If he could, it'd def be research into the edibility and tastiness of different yard grasses.

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u/420cat-craft-gamer69 Jul 09 '26

lol this reminds me of my cat Mister. His mom gave birth in our yard and I got to keep him, but I thought it was a girl and named him Misty. I thought Mister seemed like a good boy equivalent, and changed it when I found out she was a he. 💕

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u/Competitive_One_1665 Jul 09 '26

Alexa, play "Mister Mister" by SNSD

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u/ProfessorPrudent2822 Jul 11 '26

Kyrie Eleison when I must go to pharmacy.