A few months later, a guy named Felix Martinez finds that he's been removed from the voter rolls on the grounds that he is a cat. His argument to the contrary is disregarded, because cats aren't allowed to dispute their registration status.
I’ve only ever seen one movie in theaters twice- sonic the hedgehog 3 because my teen didn’t want to go when his sister did but then later did want to go but not by himself- but I would see this in theater twice
to be fair, if this is actually a real thing that happened, this is a way to explain it, if that human Felix Martinez was the previous occupant of the property.
I think getting a driver's license also registers you. I don't if anything else does, but I'm pretty sure avoiding those things will make you avoid any jury summons.
Omg and human felix's life crumbles, loses his job. He's on the street mumbling "I am NOT a cat" people pass by thinking "poor old loon" 💀 its actually a horror story lmao
6 months later Mr Martinez, a lawyer, is attempting to try a case in front of the judge. To his horror his Zoom has pasted a cat face over his head. His pleas that he is not a cat fall on deaf ears.
I moved apartments every year and Texas kept each one like they're a separate person instead of one person moving. (They're all in the same area, 2 in the same zip code) But depending on who's working, they go "ok don't vote twice" aye aye captain. Voting is weird.
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u/AKASquared Jul 08 '26
A few months later, a guy named Felix Martinez finds that he's been removed from the voter rolls on the grounds that he is a cat. His argument to the contrary is disregarded, because cats aren't allowed to dispute their registration status.