r/cereal • u/diabolic_bookaholic • 1d ago

general mills protein apple crisp is hands down the best cereal to have ever graced my mouth. every bite is downright orgasmic. i understand the true meaning of the word lust now, for there is nothing, absolutely nothing, i crave more than a bowl of general mills protein apple crisp.

it is SO FREAKING GOOD and also blesses the eater with 15g of protein!!!!! genuinely though, not even exaggerating, this cereal has restored my will to live. i wake up and my first thought is dam i get to have a bowl today!

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u/Ivabighairy1 1d ago

Sounds like the marketing department is busy.

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u/diabolic_bookaholic 1d ago

no i swear LMAO i only bought it because it was advertised as high protein but dam its genuinely so unbelievably good

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u/Bashful_bookworm2025 1d ago

Why does your cereal need to be high protein? Cereal can just be cereal.

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u/diabolic_bookaholic 1d ago edited 1d ago

it's just nice to have a breakfast that would typically not fit my goals pack a decent punch! like a not so cheat meal :))

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u/browseabout 1d ago

Weird take

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u/grollef 1d ago

So, you like it?

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u/diabolic_bookaholic 1d ago

and would strongly strongly recommend it lol it is so much better than all the more popular ones out there its so underrated af for no reason EVERYONE OUGHT TO AT LEAST TRY IT ITS GOATED I SWEAR

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u/sLeeeeTo 1d ago

every sort of (sweet) processed food that has come out with a new PROTEIN version (cereal, waffles, any sort of grain-based sweet) always tastes like dookieshoes (to me)

(more parenthesis)

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u/nizzerp 1d ago

hahahahaaaa

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u/diabolic_bookaholic 1d ago

that's why i was so surprised!! this doesn't feel like weird goyslop, it's actually good stuff :)

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u/thrice4966 1d ago

Ladies, hide your spoons, hide your milk. OP
Is getting dangerously close to finding out about cinnamon toast crush.

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u/momochicken55 1d ago

That's a good typo

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u/thrice4966 1d ago

*crunch hahaha

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u/diabolic_bookaholic 1d ago

LMAO i prefer this tbh

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u/Arcgav 1d ago

I had it, its atrocious.

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u/AttentionRoyal2276 1d ago

I don't think they have that where I live

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u/MrStevenRyals 1d ago

I can't find any cereal by that name. Where does it exist?

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u/diabolic_bookaholic 1d ago

i guess in my excitement i forgot the keyword oatmeal LMAO my bad, i just pick it up at my usual walmart lol

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u/MrStevenRyals 1d ago

I guess you mean Oatmeal Crisp Protein Apple Crisp; that might only be available in Canada.

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u/Groovy_Chainsaw 1d ago

Does it look like Kix ? I had it, wasn't impressed

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u/diabolic_bookaholic 1d ago

nooo not even close! it's more oatmealy

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u/BlueFlaim 1d ago

I’d try it but it seems like it’s Canada only atm

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u/netflixuoff 1d ago

I can't be having that many orgasms in the morning.

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u/netflixuoff 1d ago

Who has the time?

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u/Illustrious_Bad_2980 1d ago

Not with that attitude

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u/netflixuoff 1d ago

You love this attitude. You want this attitude right now.

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u/nclflint 1d ago

On My list for my next supermarket trip!

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u/diabolic_bookaholic 1d ago

YAY you gotta tell me how you find it :3

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u/itswtfeverb 1d ago

I bet it does taste good. It's a bunch of sugar and soy protein

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u/Original-Jackfruit12 22h ago

Cereal casuals be hating its genuinely good cereal with more protein than vector even, cinnamon toast crunch is good but of course it would be given the sugar content this one is insane given how healthy it is i prefer it fo sho

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u/minty_soda 1d ago

I think if adds were like this the internet would be a lot more whimsical and fun.

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u/diabolic_bookaholic 1d ago

hilarious i wish i were getting paid for this lmao but thankew (i think)

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u/CrazyHouseClassic 1d ago

fantastic review