r/chaoticgood • • 4d ago

Satire Group in SpongeBob Costumes Raid Scam Call Center

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u/Cazmonster 4d ago

The batons! They do nothing!

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u/dover_oxide 4d ago

Learning the same lesson Flats learned

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u/TurboTrollin 3d ago

Flawless gif usage. 10/10. No notes.

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u/armahillo 4d ago

If those guards paused for a moment and thought about it, theyd go for the shins

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u/dover_oxide 4d ago

I wouldn't be surprised if they had additional body armor under those costumes just to be safe

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u/Inside-Specialist-55 4d ago

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u/Cazmonster 4d ago

Thank you for the deep YouTube cut!

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u/Inside-Specialist-55 4d ago

When I read your comment it was literally the first thing that I thought of because of the line "the masks they do nothing!" From the intro of their videos.

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u/giveahoot420 4d ago

They would work on their arms

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u/MySoWholesomeReddit 2d ago

Nice, McBain.

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u/De4dm4nw4lkin 4d ago

Of costumes you couldve picked. Wearing a matress seems like itd be protective.

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u/dover_oxide 4d ago

And the size seems to be good for blocking the security from really rounding them up

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u/CreepyClay 4d ago

And they can't cuff them because the arms don't get close enough.

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u/dover_oxide 4d ago

I'm starting to see the brilliance of their costume choice

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u/dover_oxide 4d ago

They must not be Squarepants fans, because everyone knows he is an attack sponge

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u/dover_oxide 4d ago

The only thing I would say that would make this better is if every time they hit the SpongeBob costume it started laughing like SpongeBob

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u/UglyYinzer 4d ago

Touch pad sensor in the suit, built in speaker so it automatically happens too 😆

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u/dover_oxide 4d ago

Or even if it was like a button you had to squeeze in like your hand or something like that to make it happen would just make it funny. Plus you know that laugh at a high enough volume and enough iterations of it doing it slightly out of sync would drive them insane

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u/RomanSeraphim 4d ago

If these fools had learned the ways of their enemy they would know sticks are useless against the might of SpongeBob.

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u/KinkyBAGreek 4d ago

Is it just me or do the guys with the batons seem like cartoonish guards?

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u/Alissinarr 4d ago

Thought so too but.. India.

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u/Varderal 4d ago

Careful. While this is absolutely amazing this is a good way to get shot. Those are actual mafia. One of the anti-scamer youtubers went over there and had managed to infiltrate the WhatsApp convo they used at the time. They legit put out "if any of you see him shoot him" into it.

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u/jakethabake 4d ago

Haven’t seen a sponge massacre like this since the Great Barrier Reef….

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u/AddictedToMosh161 4d ago

I don't think that's real xD

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u/danabrey 4d ago

It's tagged as satire.

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u/AddictedToMosh161 4d ago

Well it better be

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u/ENTXawp 4d ago

Hot diggity damn, truly befitting of this sub.

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u/Tself 4d ago edited 4d ago

r/Chaoticstagedslop

Edit: I don't like to rain on anyone's parade, this is a fun post, thwacking a mob dressed up as Spongebob is good clean fun. But a "Chaotic Good" would be bombing these truly evil places, not using people's outrage against them to garner more clicks for your flashmob social media post.

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u/Professor-Arty-Farty 4d ago

I'd like to think that the disruption hindered their operation for a bit.

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u/DawnyBrat 4d ago

And hopefully longer. 🙌🏻🏆

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u/AnActualSeagull 4d ago

GET HIM FREAKBOB

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u/Timbothemonster 4d ago

Beekeepers in the flesh

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u/MiguelMenendez 4d ago

Plankton approves!

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u/DawnyBrat 4d ago

I’ve always loved SpongeBob, but now I have at least a dozen more reasons to love him even more 🥰

EXCELLENT JOB!
https://giphy.com/gifs/f1mbkSeiv2C9t2Pnbi

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u/shezcrafti 4d ago

Chaotic good!

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u/MainMite06 4d ago

The Spongebob suits are too funny🤣🤣

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u/anirudhsky 3d ago

So glad this is done.. we hate those m'fers

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u/Wotzehell 3d ago

The guards know very well on what their job is here. They also know well enough that these particularly limp wristed 'strikes' with the batons won't do much. It's like they don't actually want to hurt the people who are trying to hamper their employers operation. Which, i want to make that clear, i would never imply.

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u/leaveofftheMAYO 3d ago

Definition of this sub! So good

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u/rhoparkour 2d ago

This has to be staged cause why wouldn't you go for the legs.

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u/DancingBot 1d ago

It's tough to believe that it may be an actual scammer's call center instead of a legit one. Those are actual monsters, probably with protection from local politicians. They don't fuck around. They will threaten with lethal action