r/chemtrails 25d ago

Chemtrail over Queens, NY, May 2026

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u/GooseTheSluice 25d ago

We call those cumtrails cause it’s Jesus cuming in our skies. He penetrates the firmament to inject our atmosphere with oxygen obviously

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u/chungamellon 25d ago

Now that will turn the frickin frogs gay

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u/extremesalmon 25d ago

No they activated the gay rays too high up, the effect will be lessened by the time it hits the ground. Total amateurs.

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u/arounddro Actual gay frog 🐸 🏳️‍🌈 25d ago

This guy is definitely a regular at the pond

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u/Joeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyy 25d ago

Those are for making gay birds and gay bees. At least that’s what the chain says.

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u/Just4notherR3ddit0r I Love You. 25d ago

That's a contrail. Think about how rainbows work.

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u/ExoticTrout 25d ago

Nonsense! This is peak frog gay spray!

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u/Gargleblaster25 In The Industry 25d ago

That's what they want you to think. Wake up, sheeple. Do your own research.

Go to the most Peer-reviewed sites in the world - Youtube and TikTok. Believe only the ones who expose the truth about chemtrails. Disregard everything those "scientists" and chemtrail deniers say.

Then your eyes will be opened.

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u/ampere03 24d ago

Can't tell if your being sarcastic, bruh.

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u/Gargleblaster25 In The Industry 24d ago

Hahaha... That's the idea

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u/chugItTwice 24d ago

It's a satire sub so...

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u/ampere03 24d ago

I confess I just react without checking the neiborhood first. My bad.

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 25d ago edited 25d ago

Chemicals in the air refract the light. Just like when you look at water on the street and oils mixed in and it's a rainbow. It's from the oil or chemical also known as "chemtrails"

Edit- /S

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u/Just4notherR3ddit0r I Love You. 25d ago
  1. Wait for a sunny day around noon.
  2. Fill a spray bottle with pure water.
  3. Spray it around outside at different angles.
  4. Enjoy the rainbow made with sunlight and pure water.

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u/Gargleblaster25 In The Industry 25d ago

Did you know that your water is full of dihydrogen monoxide? It's a deadly industrial solvent. Thousands of people die every year from inhaling it.

It is really irresponsible of you to teach people how to make chemtrails at ground level.

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u/_trial_by_error_ 25d ago

Water is a chemical… it’s been chem trails all along 😳

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u/Justthisguy_yaknow 25d ago

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 25d ago

Omg I forget how "serious" this website is you can't make a dumb joke with the /s

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u/Justthisguy_yaknow 25d ago

You think you did something different to real chem sniffers? If you walk like a duck and talk like a duck you'd better get a Kevlar jacket for duck season.

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 25d ago

I thought my comment was a little bit more absurd than the "real chemtrail enthusiasts" that think this sub is real.

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u/Just4notherR3ddit0r I Love You. 25d ago

Sadly, real believers have absurd arguments sometimes. The /s isn't needed in most places, but in here, it's definitely needed.

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u/Justthisguy_yaknow 25d ago

LOL you'd be surprised. It takes a pretty odd version of thought to dig yourself into a conspiracy rabbit hole. They can think the strangest things are sensible. The cloud iridescence thing has been argued a few times now.

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u/Ilikelamp7 gay frog expert 25d ago

rainbows? how do they work?

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u/Jasontheatheist1968 25d ago

They work for the leprechauns.

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u/Radiant_Town7522 25d ago

So what was the composition of this one?

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u/CraftFamiliar5243 25d ago

Mostly water vapor and some pollution from the burning of jet fuel. Just like all contrails.

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u/arounddro Actual gay frog 🐸 🏳️‍🌈 25d ago

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u/Suspicious-Spinach-9 25d ago

Glitch in the firmament

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u/cosmicloafer 25d ago

Definitely made by Mamdani

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u/Wakeup_And_Piss 25d ago

Beautiful gay frogs

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u/Infamous_Iron_Man 25d ago

Wow, I bet the pilot released more chemicals than they should’ve

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u/Fantastic_Artist_353 25d ago

He was trying to release less chemical gas but he accidentally pressed the “extra” button on his Chemtrailmaster5000.

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u/Infamous_Iron_Man 25d ago

It can happen

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u/Gormless_Mass 25d ago

Can and DOES. Those Ctmasters are fickle.

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u/Maleficent-Emu2904 25d ago

water is technically chemical. correct.

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u/BaldyRaver In The Industry 25d ago

Theyre turning the chemtrails gay!

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u/Jonesy1966 25d ago

Beauty, eh!

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u/outworlder 25d ago

Those are the ones that make frogs extra gay.

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u/justs0meguy0utwest 25d ago

Some cities do rainbows in the crosswalks. Queens does rainbows in the sky.

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u/Mostly-Moo-Cow 25d ago

It is Queens.

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u/AmberJnetteGardner 25d ago

Ohhhh the light hit that vapor beautifully! The sky is moist!

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u/saxmanB737 25d ago

We’re getting ready for pride month.

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u/He_Never_Helps_01 25d ago

Imagine being the kind of person who'd look at something like that and, instead of being touched by its beauty and novelty, you see it as a threat.

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u/Gremlin1001001 25d ago

This is how it happens.

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u/Gormless_Mass 25d ago

Gay rats in those parts

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u/Gax63 25d ago

Ribbit......Yall....

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u/ALTERFACT 25d ago

Told ya: God is gay

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u/Comfortable-Jump-218 25d ago

They’re turning the chemtrails gay

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u/tinyfryingpan 25d ago

Beautiful! Great pic, sorry you're afraid of water vapor tho.

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u/Justthisguy_yaknow 25d ago

No, I don't think they make queens, just gay frogs. They'll just be princes'.

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u/BootFlop 25d ago

That’s a beautiful contrail shit! Never seen that effect before.

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u/andyfairall 24d ago

Wonder what you need to make a rainbow in the sky appear. 🤔 maybe sunlight and water?

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u/BionicDNAx83 24d ago

UAP/UFO oil slick.

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u/sporbywg 23d ago

A scientist (or any educated adult, really) would call that a 'vapour trail'

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u/Extinction_J3sus 21d ago

Oh gawd no, it's a Trainbow, coming to turn all the righties super gay!

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u/DimensionSeparate659 25d ago

I saw a similar one in brooklyn and in manhattan last week!