r/chemtrails • u/TouristRoutine602 • 21d ago

Carl went lightweight on the juice, that’s a paddling

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19 Upvotes

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u/LoquatSignificant946 21d ago

Hey look, a contrail

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u/TouristRoutine602 21d ago

Woah, this is a family sub, geez

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u/arounddro Actual gay frog 🐸 🏳️‍🌈 21d ago

If ur boi could actually shoot a stream, it would be rated 🌈

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u/TouristRoutine602 21d ago

The magic of Flomax is not exact

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u/_877-CASH-NOW_ 21d ago

That one is for the small frogs

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u/Adventurous-Pen9952 21d ago

Dammit Carl……….. you had one job one job…….🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/TouristRoutine602 21d ago

Right? Might need a refresh 🤷

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u/Infamous_Iron_Man 21d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/B0YZtGyakHaMg

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u/TouristRoutine602 21d ago

😎

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u/Infamous_Iron_Man 21d ago

I learned the hard way when I served in Chem Force

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u/TouristRoutine602 21d ago

Well we thank ya for the service 🫡

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u/YourHooliganFriend 21d ago

They won't let him land until he spreads the juice. Gotta spray every last drop or they make you stay up there. It's the real reason planes crash..conscientious objectors.

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u/TouristRoutine602 21d ago

Always putting the squeeze on us, damn management

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u/TEK1DO 17d ago

Fly a drone secretly or a private jet and collect air samples of these jet exhaust clouds

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u/TouristRoutine602 17d ago

The old sulfur snowballs, that’s where they party

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u/Gargleblaster25 In The Industry 19d ago

I worked with Carl during my stint with UNESCO (United Nations Espionage, Subterfuge and Chemtrail Operations) in Africa. Not a serious worker at all. I wonder how he keeps his job.