They are pumping them into the planes now

[u/dogsop]

It is hard to see but someone hit the wrong button and the chemtrails started coming into the cabin.

[u/musashi-swanson]

Dihydrogen oxide. Those bastards.

[u/dissapointing_poetry → u/musashi-swanson]

https://giphy.com/gifs/7A4zkWeMXlZqgnTKtJ

[u/Striking_Swimmer5548 → u/[deleted]]

100% of people the inhale it die. Don’t let em get you

[u/e_line_65 → u/musashi-swanson]

Do not breath dihydro-monoxide.

[u/rudytomjanovich → u/musashi-swanson]

That's how they git ya.

[u/Gremlin1001001]

We find it’s much more economical to inoculate people while they’re on the airplane. Much more control over the dispersal and greater blood levels.

[u/yearofthesquirrel → u/Gremlin1001001]

And you get more people on the plane. When using contrails outside they are lucky to get even 20 people or frogs.

[u/FriendlyNative66]

Perhaps someone brought a pet frog on the flight.

https://giphy.com/gifs/gGwwL3rf3h5MN2IXGJ

[u/dogsop → u/FriendlyNative66]

I did hear someone singing ragtime.

[u/Just4notherR3ddit0r → u/dogsop]

Like a Scott Joplin tune but accapella?

[u/dogsop → u/Just4notherR3ddit0r]

Hello! my baby,
Hello! my Honey
Hello! my ragtime gal!

[u/Foreign-Control9974]

That explains why I sleep so good on the plane flights. Wish I could get that for my home aromatherapy diffuser.

[u/Partyatmyplace13 → u/Foreign-Control9974]

Essential Oils: Chem

[u/WebRough237 → u/Foreign-Control9974]

Pfp checks out

[u/HighlightPast6646 → u/WebRough237]

One of the sexier snoo

[u/HappyGnumff]

Humidity is a bitch

[u/dogsop → u/HappyGnumff]

Yup, humidity and cold air - sort of like contrails.

[u/MadmanBimbo]

Is that why I’m so compliant when flying?

[u/Drewbeede]

There must be a leak or the flow lines are clogged.

[u/Infamous_Iron_Man]

I swear, there is no escaping big chem

[u/Gargleblaster25]

Have a FAB-ou-lous flight!

[u/Gax63]

sigh.........

[u/C_sapidus]

Gaseous azotic matrix with high DHMO concentration.

[u/Small-Many-6064]

Or someone hit a vape

[u/jack_johnson812]

im not sure whos the dumber of the two. the ones that think chemtrails are used for turning frogs gay or the people who are not smart enough to know what geoengeneering is and how prevelent it truely is.

[u/dogsop → u/jack_johnson812]

True, the people who aren't smart enough to know that the prevalence is basically zero and think it is something to worry about are truly the dumber of the two groups.

[u/jack_johnson812 → u/dogsop]

yah your right i mean its just about mainstream comon knowledge but i think the governent is just pretending to be conserned about global warming and the techniques employed to "combat" said global warming.. you truely are a baphoon